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HollywoodQue 03-02-2011 03:24 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1189574)
I don't think Howard is reading any of the previous posts, so he probably isn't going to see this, Cliff. Maybe a PM is in order?
Sorry about my mistake guys, Cliff did let me know my mistake(s).

massphatness 03-02-2011 04:56 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1190019)
"It's not coming off, without tearing his face off with it."
Alien


"Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. Now please step this way, as we provide you with our final test: an eye exam."

kugie 03-02-2011 05:25 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1190034)
Alien


"Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. Now please step this way, as we provide you with our final test: an eye exam."
MIB (Men In Black) :tu

"That guy did not just get off the f***in' couch. If he did, I'm gonna get a couch like that."

markem 03-02-2011 08:13 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1190049)
"That guy did not just get off the f***in' couch. If he did, I'm gonna get a couch like that."
The Fighter
(pretty sure, anyways)

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. "

BloodSpite 03-02-2011 08:21 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1190191)
The Fighter
(pretty sure, anyways)

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. "
Dr. Strangelove

If correct I submit

"Madam, I need you to remain calm. And trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow, lies the key to my release."

ChicagoWhiteSox 03-02-2011 08:25 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1190204)
Dr. Strangelove

If correct I submit

"Madam, I need you to remain calm. And trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow, lies the key to my release."
Sherlock Holmes, the new one.



So is working at McDonald's, but you don't see anyone tip them, do you? Why not, they're serving you food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. It's bullsh!t!

markem 03-02-2011 08:35 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1190210)
So is working at McDonald's, but you don't see anyone tip them, do you? Why not, they're serving you food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. It's bullsh!t!
Reservoir Dogs (watched it on Blu Ray last Saturday)

"Hermaphroditic ****. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame"

ChicagoWhiteSox 03-02-2011 08:43 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1190225)
Reservoir Dogs (watched it on Blu Ray last Saturday)

"Hermaphroditic ****. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame"
:r
Clerks.




"Remember Danny, Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left."

Lucky_Hippo 03-02-2011 08:46 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1190234)
:r
Clerks.




"Remember Danny, Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left."
Caddy Shack

New 1 :

When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home

ChicagoWhiteSox 03-02-2011 08:51 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucky_Hippo (Post 1190237)
Caddy Shack

New 1 :

When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home
The Outsiders. Have to watch this again sometime.




"What was the weight of the car when you got it, Irv? 4,839 pounds. You're sure? The manufacturer's spec says it should weight 4,719 pounds. This one's carrying roughly 120 extra pounds somewhere...When it was booked in at Marseilles it weighed the same. 120 pounds overweight. Jimmy has to be right. I ripped everything out except the rocker panels."

BloodSpite 03-02-2011 09:17 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1190248)
The Outsiders. Have to watch this again sometime.




"What was the weight of the car when you got it, Irv? 4,839 pounds. You're sure? The manufacturer's spec says it should weight 4,719 pounds. This one's carrying roughly 120 extra pounds somewhere...When it was booked in at Marseilles it weighed the same. 120 pounds overweight. Jimmy has to be right. I ripped everything out except the rocker panels."
The French Connection

"You want me to strap her to the hood?...She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something."

chippewastud79 03-02-2011 09:33 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1190291)
"You want me to strap her to the hood?...She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something."
National Lampoons Vacation

"Here's an idea: How about you give me half the money you were going to spend and I take you out back and kick you in the nuts and we call it even?"

N2 GOLD 03-02-2011 10:01 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 1190311)
National Lampoons Vacation

"Here's an idea: How about you give me half the money you were going to spend and I take you out back and kick you in the nuts and we call it even?"
National Lampoons Vegas Vacation...

NEW-1

We are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.

357 03-02-2011 12:19 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by N2 GOLD (Post 1190364)
National Lampoons Vegas Vacation...

NEW-1

We are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
Heat! (Great flick)



Quote:
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

N2 GOLD 03-02-2011 12:38 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 357 (Post 1190512)
Heat! (Great flick)
You got it...

rebelknight 03-02-2011 01:50 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 357 (Post 1190512)
you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
Star wars IV a new hope

"You know we used to outsource this kind of thing. But what we found was the countries we outsourced to had unreliable power grids. Very third world. You'd turn on a switch, power wouldn't come on, and tempers would get short. People would resort to pulling fingernails. Acid trips on bare skin. The whole excercise would become counterproductive. But here, the powers stable. Here there's a nice even flow. Here you can flip a switch and the power stays on all day"

kickerb 03-02-2011 01:59 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by rebelknight (Post 1190590)
Star wars IV a new hope

"You know we used to outsource this kind of thing. But what we found was the countries we outsourced to had unreliable power grids. Very third world. You'd turn on a switch, power wouldn't come on, and tempers would get short. People would resort to pulling fingernails. Acid trips on bare skin. The whole excercise would become counterproductive. But here, the powers stable. Here there's a nice even flow. Here you can flip a switch and the power stays on all day"
`Taken` - Liam Neeson

Quote:

"Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back. "

CigarNut 03-02-2011 02:14 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by kickerb (Post 1190598)
"Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back. "
American Beauty

Quote:
I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou.

kickerb 03-02-2011 02:16 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
loved this movie!!

Fargo.

Quote

"You take a look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you aint got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who is your daddy? Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?"

CigarNut 03-02-2011 02:25 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by kickerb (Post 1190614)
"You take a look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you aint got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who is your daddy? Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?"
Remember The Titans

Quote:
I’ll alert the media.

massphatness 03-02-2011 02:32 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Arthur - very funny movie, btw

"I gotta go Julia, we got cows."

kickerb 03-02-2011 02:48 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1190631)
"I gotta go Julia, we got cows."
Twister.

Quote

"You do death alone, but I coulda helped her with the dyin' part."

N2 GOLD 03-02-2011 03:25 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by kickerb (Post 1190674)
Twister.

Quote

"You do death alone, but I coulda helped her with the dyin' part."
MYSTIC RIVER...


NEW-1


"Oh I love your suits. It must have been a b!tch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf."

galaga 03-02-2011 04:22 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by N2 GOLD (Post 1190723)
MYSTIC RIVER...


NEW-1


"Oh I love your suits. It must have been a b!tch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf."
Smokey and the Bandit. That was a funny movie. Similar vein:


"I know it's him. That tally whacker had a mole on it. That mole is the key to it. "

icehog3 03-02-2011 04:49 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by galaga (Post 1190764)
"I know it's him. That tally whacker had a mole on it. That mole is the key to it. "
Porkys!

"She turned me into a newt!

I got better...."

T.G 03-02-2011 04:55 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1190801)
Porkys!

"She turned me into a newt!

I got better...."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Some things in here don't react well to bullets"

N2 GOLD 03-02-2011 05:34 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1190813)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Some things in here don't react well to bullets"
The Hunt for Red October...


NEW-1

"Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country."

SUOrangeGuy 03-02-2011 05:40 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by N2 GOLD (Post 1190847)

"Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country."
Beverly Hills Cop


"If we'd made love last night, I'd have had to stay, or you'd have had to leave."

Starscream 03-02-2011 07:06 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SUOrangeGuy (Post 1190853)
Beverly Hills Cop


"If we'd made love last night, I'd have had to stay, or you'd have had to leave."
Witness


"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

chippewastud79 03-02-2011 07:08 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Starscream (Post 1190956)
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
Back to the Future

"Dude I'm high, Dude, so are you!"

357 03-02-2011 07:28 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 1190960)
Back to the Future

"Dude I'm high, Dude, so are you!"
Dude where's my car?



If I'm correct:

Quote:
220, 221...whatever it takes.

icehog3 03-02-2011 11:36 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Mr. Mom.

"Joey........ZAZA!"

chippewastud79 03-03-2011 08:55 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 357 (Post 1191002)
Dude where's my car?
No, it is from Black Sheep, when they are driving his buddy's cop car and the nitrous leaks into the car. "Officer Jack, Jack Mehoff." But carry on. :tu

kickerb 03-03-2011 09:06 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1191185)
Mr. Mom.

"Joey........ZAZA!"
I got no clue on this one!

CigarNut 03-03-2011 09:14 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1191185)
Mr. Mom.

"Joey........ZAZA!"
The Godfather Part III

Quote:
Everything ends badly, or else it would never end.

76GTFan 03-03-2011 09:33 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1191622)
The Godfather Part III
Cocktail.

This is the happiest day of my life. I think my testicles are dropping!

357 03-03-2011 09:57 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 1191581)
No, it is from Black Sheep, when they are driving his buddy's cop car and the nitrous leaks into the car. "Officer Jack, Jack Mehoff." But carry on. :tu
Oops.

;s

jimdandy 03-03-2011 10:21 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Probably somewhere in these 72 pages but....

[In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me s**t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

76GTFan 03-03-2011 10:47 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Jim better put a helmet on. CigarNut?

N2 GOLD 03-03-2011 10:51 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 76GTFan (Post 1191761)
Jim better put a helmet on. CigarNut?
Super Troopers...


NEW-1

" I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!" :D

Powers 03-03-2011 11:01 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by N2 GOLD (Post 1191773)
Super Troopers...


NEW-1

" I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!" :D
Office Space

"Here's a seven-point suppository, Captain."
"What did you say?
"I said stick it in your @ss"

Chainsaw13 03-03-2011 11:04 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Dang, too slow on the draw.

Chainsaw13 03-03-2011 11:08 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Not a lot of rules, but lets try to identify quote before we post an answering quote.

Quote:
Originally Posted by UFPowersmoker320 (Post 1191782)
"Here's a seven-point suppository, Captain."
"What did you say?
"I said stick it in your @ss"
The Enforcer

It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

CigarNut 03-03-2011 11:21 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 76GTFan (Post 1191761)
Jim better put a helmet on. CigarNut?
He's OK -- he did not make 14 posts totally ignoring the rules and ignoring the posts and PMs where people tried to inform him of the rules...

N2 GOLD 03-03-2011 11:55 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1191789)
Not a lot of rules, but lets try to identify quote before we post an answering quote.



The Enforcer

It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

NEW-1,

" Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons " :dr

Chainsaw13 03-03-2011 12:00 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Not a lot of rules, but lets try to identify quote before we post an answering quote.

Quote:
Originally Posted by N2 GOLD (Post 1191832)
" Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons " :dr
Half-baked.

"He's a ruthless, reckless bastard. And I'd die for him without hesitation."

CigarNut 03-03-2011 12:04 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1191834)
"He's a ruthless, reckless bastard. And I'd die for him without hesitation."
Centurion


Quote:
He must have thought it was white boy day.

chippewastud79 03-03-2011 12:14 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimdandy (Post 1191724)
Probably somewhere in these 72 pages but....

[In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me s**t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
Oh no, not again. Try reading the rules. :bh

chippewastud79 03-03-2011 12:17 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
He must have thought it was white boy day.
True Romance

I'll bring back the quote from a page ago when people forgot/didn't read the rules.

Quote:
Originally Posted by 76GTFan (Post 1191650)
This is the happiest day of my life. I think my testicles are dropping!

76GTFan 03-03-2011 01:37 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1191803)
He's OK -- he did not make 14 posts totally ignoring the rules and ignoring the posts and PMs where people tried to inform him of the rules...
I was joking. Obviously this happens frequently when people stumble in the thread. Call off the dogs.:2


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