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"Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. Now please step this way, as we provide you with our final test: an eye exam." |
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"That guy did not just get off the f***in' couch. If he did, I'm gonna get a couch like that." |
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(pretty sure, anyways) "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. " |
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If correct I submit "Madam, I need you to remain calm. And trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow, lies the key to my release." |
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So is working at McDonald's, but you don't see anyone tip them, do you? Why not, they're serving you food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. It's bullsh!t! |
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"Hermaphroditic ****. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame" |
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Clerks. "Remember Danny, Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left." |
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New 1 : When I stepped out into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman and a ride home |
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"What was the weight of the car when you got it, Irv? 4,839 pounds. You're sure? The manufacturer's spec says it should weight 4,719 pounds. This one's carrying roughly 120 extra pounds somewhere...When it was booked in at Marseilles it weighed the same. 120 pounds overweight. Jimmy has to be right. I ripped everything out except the rocker panels." |
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"You want me to strap her to the hood?...She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something." |
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"Here's an idea: How about you give me half the money you were going to spend and I take you out back and kick you in the nuts and we call it even?" |
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NEW-1 We are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down. |
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"You know we used to outsource this kind of thing. But what we found was the countries we outsourced to had unreliable power grids. Very third world. You'd turn on a switch, power wouldn't come on, and tempers would get short. People would resort to pulling fingernails. Acid trips on bare skin. The whole excercise would become counterproductive. But here, the powers stable. Here there's a nice even flow. Here you can flip a switch and the power stays on all day" |
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Quote: "Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back. " |
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loved this movie!!
Fargo. Quote "You take a look at her. Cause once you step on that bus you aint got your mama no more. You got your brothers on the team and you got your daddy. You know who your daddy is, doncha? Gary, if you want to play on this football team, you answer me when I ask you who is your daddy? Who's your daddy, Gary? Who's your daddy?" |
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Arthur - very funny movie, btw
"I gotta go Julia, we got cows." |
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Quote "You do death alone, but I coulda helped her with the dyin' part." |
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NEW-1 "Oh I love your suits. It must have been a b!tch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf." |
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"I know it's him. That tally whacker had a mole on it. That mole is the key to it. " |
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"She turned me into a newt! I got better...." |
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"Some things in here don't react well to bullets" |
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NEW-1 "Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country." |
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"If we'd made love last night, I'd have had to stay, or you'd have had to leave." |
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"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads." |
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"Dude I'm high, Dude, so are you!" |
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Mr. Mom.
"Joey........ZAZA!" |
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This is the happiest day of my life. I think my testicles are dropping! |
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[In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me s**t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. |
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Jim better put a helmet on. CigarNut?
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NEW-1 " I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!" :D |
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"Here's a seven-point suppository, Captain." "What did you say? "I said stick it in your @ss" |
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Dang, too slow on the draw.
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Not a lot of rules, but lets try to identify quote before we post an answering quote.
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It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude." |
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NEW-1, " Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons " :dr |
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"He's a ruthless, reckless bastard. And I'd die for him without hesitation." |
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