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VTDragon 12-22-2010 12:30 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1103116)
NEW:


It takes a wise man to decipher,

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1103120)
A motivated man to inspire

A generous man to donate

BloodSpite 12-22-2010 01:00 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1103142)
A generous man to donate

A patient man to hold prostate

Gophernut 12-22-2010 01:52 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1103116)
NEW:


It takes a wise man to decipher,

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1103120)
A motivated man to inspire

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1103142)
A generous man to donate

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1103160)
A patient man to hold prostate

And a fisherman to know a liar.

Gophernut 12-22-2010 01:53 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Not too many days left this year,

BloodSpite 12-22-2010 01:54 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1103207)
New:
Not too many days left this year,

Leaving little time to consume great beer

VTDragon 12-22-2010 02:00 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1103207)
New:
Not too many days left this year,

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1103211)
Leaving little time to consume great beer

Can't wait too long, it gets skunky

BloodSpite 12-22-2010 02:20 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1103217)
Can't wait too long, it gets skunky

The after taste? A little funky

landhoney 12-22-2010 02:53 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1103207)
New:
Not too many days left this year,

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1103211)
Leaving little time to consume great beer

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1103217)
Can't wait too long, it gets skunky

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1103239)
The after taste? A little funky

But it still plants me square on my rear!

landhoney 12-22-2010 02:55 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I zip through holiday traffic with ease

icehog3 12-22-2010 03:23 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1103295)
New:

I zip through holiday traffic with ease

While taking a lesson in Japanese,

Mr B 12-22-2010 04:06 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1103295)
New:

I zip through holiday traffic with ease

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1103382)
While taking a lesson in Japanese,


My Electric Car goes kinda slow

icehog3 12-23-2010 01:00 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1103295)
New:

I zip through holiday traffic with ease

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1103382)
While taking a lesson in Japanese,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1103470)
My Electric Car goes kinda slow

While I practice, and say "Ah so",

Mr B 12-23-2010 11:16 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1103295)
New:

I zip through holiday traffic with ease

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1103382)
While taking a lesson in Japanese,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1103470)
My Electric Car goes kinda slow

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1103989)
While I practice, and say "Ah so",


Funny how their recipes dont contain much cheese.

Mr B 12-23-2010 11:17 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Often times I have to wonder...

Doctorossi 12-23-2010 11:53 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
shall I err or just blunder?

icehog3 12-23-2010 02:24 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1104517)
New:

Often times I have to wonder...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1104545)
shall I err or just blunder?

All it takes is one mistake,

Mr B 12-23-2010 04:36 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1104517)
New:

Often times I have to wonder...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1104545)
shall I err or just blunder?

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1104790)
All it takes is one mistake,


under her weight I will surely break.

icehog3 12-23-2010 05:48 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1104517)
New:

Often times I have to wonder...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1104545)
shall I err or just blunder?

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1104790)
All it takes is one mistake,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1104981)
under her weight I will surely break.

As she is the "Goddess of Thunder".

icehog3 12-23-2010 05:48 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

My dog just buried a bone,

Chainsaw13 12-23-2010 08:40 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1105038)
NEW:

My dog just buried a bone,

Now he looks sad and all alone,

icehog3 12-23-2010 10:50 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1105038)
NEW:

My dog just buried a bone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1105163)
Now he looks sad and all alone,

He searches for another,

VTDragon 12-25-2010 03:21 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1105038)
NEW:

My dog just buried a bone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1105163)
Now he looks sad and all alone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1105258)
He searches for another,

to bring home to his mother

icehog3 12-25-2010 11:50 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1105038)
NEW:

My dog just buried a bone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1105163)
Now he looks sad and all alone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1105258)
He searches for another,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1107152)
to bring home to his mother

Christmas love for his mother he had shown.

icehog3 12-25-2010 11:51 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Another Christmas has come and gone,

Mr B 12-27-2010 09:33 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1107452)
NEW:

Another Christmas has come and gone,

but oh, how the kids love that Christmas dawn.

landhoney 12-27-2010 09:36 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1107452)
NEW:

Another Christmas has come and gone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1108562)
but oh, how the kids love that Christmas dawn.

Solace is found in The Shack drawing nearer

icehog3 12-27-2010 09:48 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1107452)
NEW:

Another Christmas has come and gone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1108562)
but oh, how the kids love that Christmas dawn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1108567)
Solace is found in The Shack drawing nearer

So I can drink rum, vodka and beerer,

VTDragon 12-27-2010 10:29 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1107452)
NEW:

Another Christmas has come and gone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1108562)
but oh, how the kids love that Christmas dawn.

Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1108567)
Solace is found in The Shack drawing nearer

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1108589)
So I can drink rum, vodka and beerer,

Soon a drinking, smoking, fun filled New Year will dawn

VTDragon 12-27-2010 10:31 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Big blizzard is whalloping the East

Mr B 12-27-2010 10:48 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1108635)
New:
Big blizzard is whalloping the East



In the winter, that coast, I like the least.

Scottw 12-27-2010 12:00 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1108635)
New:
Big blizzard is whalloping the East

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1108658)
In the winter, that coast, I like the least.

While the snow is pretty and white

Mr B 12-27-2010 12:09 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1108635)
New:
Big blizzard is whalloping the East

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1108658)
In the winter, that coast, I like the least.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1108728)
While the snow is pretty and white

driving in it can make you pucker tight

Scottw 12-27-2010 12:13 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Man, Old Man Winter is a Beast!

Scottw 12-27-2010 12:15 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW: The Jets made the playoffs, that blows.

Mr B 12-27-2010 12:34 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1108737)
NEW: The Jets made the playoffs, that blows.


and the Cheifs blocked the Raiders playoff hopes dont ya knows

Scottw 12-27-2010 12:37 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1108757)
and the Cheifs blocked the Raiders playoff hopes dont ya knows

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1108737)
NEW: The Jets made the playoffs, that blows.

"Cheifs" is a typographical error.

icehog3 12-27-2010 01:05 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1108737)
NEW: The Jets made the playoffs, that blows.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1108757)
and the Cheifs blocked the Raiders playoff hopes dont ya knows

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1108759)
"Cheifs" is a typographical error.

And Julius Peppers is a terror,

Scottw 12-27-2010 01:07 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1108737)
NEW: The Jets made the playoffs, that blows.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1108757)
and the Cheifs blocked the Raiders playoff hopes dont ya knows

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1108759)
"Cheifs" is a typographical error.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1108786)
And Julius Peppers is a terror,

And Rex Ryan sucks his wife's toes.

VTDragon 12-27-2010 01:32 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1108790)
And Rex Ryan sucks his wife's toes.

:xxx I laughed out loud...good one :ss

VTDragon 12-28-2010 12:36 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Since Scott doesn't seem to want to start a new one, I will:

The sun is shining , the blizzard has passed

Scottw 12-28-2010 01:22 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1109767)
Since Scott doesn't seem to want to start a new one, I will:

My Bad, got tied up

The sun is shining , the blizzard has passed

Gosh I love shoveling, ooh what a blast.

icehog3 12-28-2010 02:07 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1109767)
Since Scott doesn't seem to want to start a new one, I will:

The sun is shining , the blizzard has passed

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1109825)
Gosh I love shoveling, ooh what a blast.

But my toes are still frozen,

VTDragon 12-29-2010 09:23 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1109767)
The sun is shining , the blizzard has passed

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1109825)
Gosh I love shoveling, ooh what a blast.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1109879)
But my toes are still frozen,

Makes me wonder why, to live way up north, I have chosen

icehog3 12-29-2010 10:25 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1109767)
Since Scott doesn't seem to want to start a new one, I will:

The sun is shining , the blizzard has passed

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottw (Post 1109825)
Gosh I love shoveling, ooh what a blast.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1109879)
But my toes are still frozen,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1110869)
Makes me wonder why, to live way up north, I have chosen

I am heading to Florida, and fast!

icehog3 12-29-2010 10:26 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I once knew a BOTL named Chingas,

VTDragon 12-29-2010 11:01 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1110987)
NEW:

I once knew a BOTL named Chingas,

A Jersey guy who smoked cigars, not grass

Doctorossi 12-29-2010 11:35 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
He'd smoke one, then bomb five

Mr B 12-29-2010 11:38 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1110987)
NEW:

I once knew a BOTL named Chingas,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1111048)
A Jersey guy who smoked cigars, not grass

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1111133)
He'd smoke one, then bomb five

and that aint no Jive

14holestogie 12-29-2010 03:17 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1110987)
NEW:

I once knew a BOTL named Chingas,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1111048)
A Jersey guy who smoked cigars, not grass

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1111133)
He'd smoke one, then bomb five

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1111140)
and that aint no Jive

Death is Waiting, none for me, thanks, I'll pass

14holestogie 12-29-2010 03:18 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Winter sux, then it blows


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