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Doctorossi 12-17-2010 12:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
He was turned off of hockey forever.

Mr B 12-17-2010 12:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1097515)
NEW:

There once was a man from Detroit,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1097587)
other teams his RedWings did exploit
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1097593)
He was turned off of hockey forever.
cuz skating while on acid was not clever

VTDragon 12-17-2010 01:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1097515)
NEW:

There once was a man from Detroit,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1097587)
other teams his RedWings did exploit
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1097593)
He was turned off of hockey forever.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1097595)
cuz skating while on acid was not clever
Even though he deemed himself quite adroit

VTDragon 12-17-2010 01:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Boston's pro teams are doing quite well

BloodSpite 12-17-2010 01:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1097609)
New:

Boston's pro teams are doing quite well
The Curse of the Bambino has fell

Mr B 12-17-2010 01:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1097609)
New:

Boston's pro teams are doing quite well
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1097610)
The Curse of the Bambino has fell
problem is, their fans all talk funny

Doctorossi 12-17-2010 01:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And, do they buy their success with big money?

icehog3 12-17-2010 03:29 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1097609)
New:

Boston's pro teams are doing quite well
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1097610)
The Curse of the Bambino has fell
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1097618)
problem is, their fans all talk funny
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1097626)
And, do they buy their success with big money?
I hope Tom Brady falls down a well.

icehog3 12-17-2010 03:30 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

My best friend is really a slob,

Mr B 12-17-2010 05:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1097692)
NEW:

My best friend is really a slob,
so I told him to go Bob-Some-Knob

icehog3 12-17-2010 09:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1097692)
NEW:

My best friend is really a slob,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1097773)
so I told him to go Bob-Some-Knob
Then I realized that was rude,

TheTraveler 12-18-2010 05:58 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1097692)
My best friend is really a slob,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1097773)
so I told him to go Bob-Some-Knob
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1097934)
Then I realized that was rude,
And he's not the type of dude

Gophernut 12-18-2010 08:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1097692)
NEW:

My best friend is really a slob,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1097773)
so I told him to go Bob-Some-Knob
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1097934)
Then I realized that was rude,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1098093)
And he's not the type of dude
And he'd probably do a terrible job.

Gophernut 12-18-2010 08:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
The first of 3 Christmas parties is tonight,

Ogre 12-18-2010 08:59 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
So I must be polite,

icehog3 12-18-2010 10:14 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1098227)
The first of 3 Christmas parties is tonight,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 1098239)
So I must be polite,
I'll say "how do you do",

Mr B 12-20-2010 10:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1098227)
The first of 3 Christmas parties is tonight,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 1098239)
So I must be polite,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1098318)
I'll say "how do you do",
and chug a drink or two

icehog3 12-20-2010 10:32 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1098227)
The first of 3 Christmas parties is tonight,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre3239 (Post 1098239)
So I must be polite,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1098318)
I'll say "how do you do",
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1100470)
and chug a drink or two
And try not to get in a fight.

icehog3 12-20-2010 10:33 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Lebron decided to go with the Heat,

Doctorossi 12-20-2010 10:38 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and about that, he wasn't discrete.

icehog3 12-20-2010 10:39 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1100487)
NEW:

Lebron decided to go with the Heat,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1100498)
and about that, he wasn't discrete.
He came off like a boob,

Doctorossi 12-20-2010 10:44 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
with his tease on the tube,

VTDragon 12-20-2010 11:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1100487)
NEW:

Lebron decided to go with the Heat,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1100498)
and about that, he wasn't discrete.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1100504)
He came off like a boob,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1100515)
with his tease on the tube,
Then the old Celtics came to town and the Heat, they got beat

VTDragon 12-20-2010 11:09 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The Giants imploded on Sunday

Gophernut 12-20-2010 12:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1100540)
New:

The Giants imploded on Sunday
The punter, with his job, will surely pay,

mikethegoalie32 12-20-2010 12:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
the giants coach was none too happy,

Gophernut 12-20-2010 12:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1100540)
New:

The Giants imploded on Sunday
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1100660)
The punter, with his job, will surely pay,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1100663)
the giants coach was none too happy,
he said he never felt that crappy,

Doctorossi 12-20-2010 12:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
but at least he didn't have to play.

Doctorossi 12-20-2010 12:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Can't I just get one day's worth of sunshine?

VTDragon 12-20-2010 01:13 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1100679)
New:

Can't I just get one day's worth of sunshine?
If not, I may dip into the moonshine

mikethegoalie32 12-20-2010 01:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I hear there is a full lunar eclipse coming,

Gophernut 12-20-2010 02:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1100679)
New:

Can't I just get one day's worth of sunshine?
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1100722)
If not, I may dip into the moonshine
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1100759)
I hear there is a full lunar eclipse coming,
It snowing out so I'm bumming,

VTDragon 12-21-2010 10:59 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1100679)
New:

Can't I just get one day's worth of sunshine?
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1100722)
If not, I may dip into the moonshine
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1100759)
I hear there is a full lunar eclipse coming,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1100804)
It snowing out so I'm bumming,
I'll just drink through the night and then I'll be fine.

VTDragon 12-21-2010 11:00 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Saw a reindeer with a shiny red nose

Doctorossi 12-21-2010 11:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
He was wearing the most garish clothes.

Mr B 12-21-2010 11:37 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1101804)
New:

Saw a reindeer with a shiny red nose
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1101812)
He was wearing the most garish clothes.
His nose was red form all the Rum

landhoney 12-21-2010 12:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1101804)
New:

Saw a reindeer with a shiny red nose
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1101812)
He was wearing the most garish clothes.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1101839)
His nose was red form all the Rum
And he began to loudly hum

icehog3 12-21-2010 01:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1101804)
New:

Saw a reindeer with a shiny red nose
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1101812)
He was wearing the most garish clothes.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1101839)
His nose was red form all the Rum
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1101854)
And he began to loudly hum
But quickly forgot how the melody goes.

icehog3 12-21-2010 01:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Throw another yule log on the fire,

VTDragon 12-21-2010 01:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1101969)
NEW:

Throw another yule log on the fire,
Keep the temperature up, I'm starting to tire

Doctorossi 12-21-2010 01:30 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Don't get singed lighting up,

VTDragon 12-22-2010 09:00 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1101969)
NEW:

Throw another yule log on the fire,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1101977)
Keep the temperature up, I'm starting to tire
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1101988)
Don't get singed lighting up,
And be sure to fill up your cup

Mr B 12-22-2010 10:27 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1101969)
NEW:

Throw another yule log on the fire,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1101977)
Keep the temperature up, I'm starting to tire
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1101988)
Don't get singed lighting up,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1102808)
And be sure to fill up your cup
and Santa will bring what you desire.

Mr B 12-22-2010 10:28 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

So many snacks, so many sweets

Doctorossi 12-22-2010 10:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
but cigars are no-calorie treats!

icehog3 12-22-2010 11:46 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1102960)
New:

So many snacks, so many sweets
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1102987)
but cigars are no-calorie treats!
So I will huff, and I will puff,

Mr B 12-22-2010 11:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1102960)
New:

So many snacks, so many sweets
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1102987)
but cigars are no-calorie treats!
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1103080)
So I will huff, and I will puff,

and with Homer, drink a Duff

icehog3 12-22-2010 12:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1102960)
New:

So many snacks, so many sweets
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1102987)
but cigars are no-calorie treats!
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1103080)
So I will huff, and I will puff,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1103091)
and with Homer, drink a Duff
And avoid all the high calorie meats.

icehog3 12-22-2010 12:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:


It takes a wise man to decipher,

BloodSpite 12-22-2010 12:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
A motivated man to inspire


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