Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094368)

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Sometimes I don't understand my wife,

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1094375)

She threatened me with a knife,

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1094381)

All I asked for was a threesome

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094368)

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Sometimes I don't understand my wife,

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1094375)

She threatened me with a knife,

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1094381)

All I asked for was a threesome

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1094383)

With me, her and Liam Neeson,

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1094396)

I saw an actress as skinny as a rail.

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1094555)

And thought, "A burger- stat! Please inhale!"

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1094396)

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I saw an actress as skinny as a rail.

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1094555)

And thought, "A burger- stat! Please inhale!"

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1094753)

I offered her an injection

Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1094755)

And a Gynecological inspection,

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094843)

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Holy Moly my secretary is hot

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094843)

Holy Moly my secretary is hot

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094877)

But the HR pukes say touch her not,

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094843)

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Holy Moly my secretary is hot

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094877)

But the HR pukes say touch her not,

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1094883)

It's hard to resist that keester of hers.

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1094951)

Too bad it's other women she prefers

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094988)

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away,

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1095010)

and the scent of my stog' keeps the whiners at bay.

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1095025)

The smell of my feet keep my friends crying,

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1095089)

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It is really fun watching people get old,

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1095089)

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It is really fun watching people get old,

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1095090)

And hearing stories that they've already told,

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1095115)

The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1095089)

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It is really fun watching people get old,

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1095090)

And hearing stories that they've already told,

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1095115)

The smells of Ben Gay, Icy Hot, Preparation H

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1095213)

Playing bridge with Mabel, Ethel, and Rache,

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1095247)

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On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1095247)

New:
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1095311)

Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1095327)

a couple of shots and she's feelin' frisky

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1095247)

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On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1095311)

Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1095327)

a couple of shots and she's feelin' frisky

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1095340)

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Cupid and Vixen

Start cutting my cigars, and my drinks get a mixin,'



To do a reindeer, I'll need some whiskey,

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1095357)

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The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1095357)

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The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1095375)

Baby's breath and butterfly wings,


(Is that better? :r :r )

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1095357)

New:

The Stockings are fillin' with some good things.

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1095375)

Baby's breath and butterfly wings,

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1095385)

a little hot sauce and some BBQ rub

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1096193)

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My Bologna has a first name,

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1096193)

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My Bologna has a first name,

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1096199)

You may think that naming it is lame

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1096223)

but it speaks to me in the dark

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1096193)

New:
My Bologna has a first name,

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1096199)

You may think that naming it is lame

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1096223)

but it speaks to me in the dark

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1096266)

And is made with the innards of a shark,

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1096825)

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Watching pigeons in the park,

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1097164)

I see one get attacked by an aardvark,

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1097297)

For Mother it screamed

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1096825)

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Watching pigeons in the park,

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1097164)

I see one get attacked by an aardvark,

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1097297)

For Mother it screamed

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1097376)

and in pain it seemed

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1097400)

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December 17th, might be time to start Christmas shopping

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1097400)

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December 17th, might be time to start Christmas shopping

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1097405)

The malls, they are hopping,

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1097468)

a sale at this store....free shipping from this site...

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1097400)

New:

December 17th, might be time to start Christmas shopping

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1097405)

The malls, they are hopping,

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1097468)

a sale at this store....free shipping from this site...

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1097483)

A reminder that online, the crowds do not bite

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1097515)

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There once was a man from Detroit,

Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1097526)

Who's exploits at the Beach were well known :tf

Rob :tpd:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1097515)

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There once was a man from Detroit,