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icehog3 03-11-2016 08:52 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
You're supposed to post one of your own after answering, Ron. ;)

NeuRon 03-11-2016 09:10 AM
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i did!.... unless you are being facetious lol

Porch Dweller 03-11-2016 09:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NeuRon (Post 2079044)
The Sandlot!

________________________


I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you. Jerk-off.
The Big Lebowski


"Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?"

AdamJoshua 03-11-2016 05:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NeuRon (Post 2079075)
i did!.... unless you are being facetious lol
I thought you just had a mean sig line. :lr

AdamJoshua 03-12-2016 08:56 AM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2079090)
The Big Lebowski


"Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?"
Fargo

Quote:
Come on... Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! I'm here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I'm here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!

Porch Dweller 03-12-2016 09:59 AM
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Predator

"If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you don't have a wet towel around your head. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me."

AdamJoshua 03-12-2016 10:43 AM
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the real Total Recall

Quote:
No, you won't. You're just *saying* you will! But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck. But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you're crazy enough to be *fun*.

OmniDragon 03-14-2016 01:37 AM
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Quote:
No, you won't. You're just *saying* you will! But then, after I don't kill you, you'll show up again. And you'll do something else to make everyone in my life think you are wonderful and I'm a schmuck. But I'm not a schmuck, Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and take my family away from me, just because you're crazy enough to be *fun*.
What About Bob?

lmao Haven't seen that movie in ages, and I can still hear AND see Richard Dryfus doing that scene.

Quote:
We all go a little mad sometimes. :) Anthony Perkins, Psycho. mmmmm *licks fingers* Corn syrup...same stuff they used for pig's blood in Carrie.
Not from Psycho, but written by a guy who's definitely a classic movie lover, including his own work from the '80s.

Porch Dweller 03-14-2016 12:38 PM
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Scream


"Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

markem 03-14-2016 12:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2079517)
"Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.
Lol! Apocalypse Now.

I don't know if you've read my book, "Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing."

AdamJoshua 03-17-2016 09:47 AM
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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (nothing about marrying a daughter, adopted or not though)

Quote:
Actor 1: What does God need with a starship?
Actor 2: _____, what are you doing?
Actor 1: I'm asking a question.

AdamJoshua 03-21-2016 06:33 PM
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Twas Star Trek


Quote:
Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door.

mhailey 03-21-2016 06:56 PM
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Young Frankenstein


"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.


God darnit, Mr. _(insert character's name)_, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

markem 03-21-2016 07:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mhailey (Post 2080366)
"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.


God darnit, Mr. _(insert character's name)_, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."
Blazing Saddles.

"If you don't mind, I'm gonna pass out."

Porch Dweller 03-21-2016 09:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 2080368)
Blazing Saddles.

"If you don't mind, I'm gonna pass out."
Ronin. Great flick!


First Man: My team. My team is DEAD. They knew we were coming, man. They knew we were coming and the disk is gone.
Second Man: Are you intact?
First Man: Do you read me?!? The list is in the OPEN!

Sooner 03-22-2016 06:25 AM
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Mission Impossible! One of my Favorites!

Two qoutes from the same Movie. Both are way to good to do just one.

Quote:
Woman: How the hell am I supposed to sleep with all that f***ing racket? When are we going to move so that we don't have to wake up to that sh*t?
Man: I kind of like it.
[voice-over]
Man: It helps to drown out the sound of your annoying f***ing voice. Now please, let me sleep.

Man: I'm sorry
Woman: You apologize too much.
Man: Well...I'm sorry about that.

markem 03-22-2016 08:00 PM
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I'm pretty sure that the movie is called "Wanted".

Teeing this one up...

Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.

AdamJoshua 03-22-2016 08:18 PM
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Fifth Element *it's way back way back .. it's outta here!"

Quote:
Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public.

Sooner 03-23-2016 06:20 AM
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Iron Man

Quote:
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request"
{Confused Look}
"Means no!"

Porch Dweller 03-23-2016 07:15 AM
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Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl

Woman: Nervous?
Man: Yes.
Woman: First time?
Man: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

AdamJoshua 03-26-2016 12:48 PM
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Airplane


Quote:
Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you KEEP it a SECRET! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?

joatmon 03-26-2016 04:31 PM
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Dr. Strangelove

"I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."

joatmon 03-31-2016 09:33 PM
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That was V for Vendetta. Let's try this one.

"Listen! Do you smell something?"

nutcracker 04-01-2016 04:51 AM
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Ghostbusters.

OK - here's a classic:

"Say Lou. Did ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L 2404?"

Porch Dweller 04-01-2016 07:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nutcracker (Post 2081520)
Ghostbusters.

OK - here's a classic:

"Say Lou. Did ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L 2404?"
Fargo (I just posted that quote on March 11 :D )

"I woke up. The pain and sickness all over me like an animal. Then I realized what it was. The music coming up from the floor was our old friend, Ludwig Van, and the dreaded Ninth Symphony."

nutcracker 04-01-2016 10:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2081531)
Fargo (I just posted that quote on March 11 :D )
"
Oops. Still a great line.

Anyway yours is form the Clockwork Orange - a little "ultra" violence and all that!

Here's another classic:

"Of course it won't be easy; nothing worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded."

AdamJoshua 04-05-2016 09:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nutcracker (Post 2081541)
Oops. Still a great line.

Anyway yours is form the Clockwork Orange - a little "ultra" violence and all that!

Here's another classic:

"Of course it won't be easy; nothing worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded."
Being a student of Professor Auguste Balls, I can tell you this is from The Pink Panther Strikes Again.

Quote:
"If he dies, he dies."

JIMBETHYNAME 04-06-2016 06:07 PM
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Rocky IV
" No, we arent going to play f%#king stonehedge tomorrow night!"

AdamJoshua 04-06-2016 07:28 PM
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One of my favorite movies. This is Spinal Tap.

"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper"

massphatness 04-07-2016 10:16 AM
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Star Wars - Episode IV: A New Hope

"His name is Robert Paulson"

mhailey 04-07-2016 11:53 AM
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Fight Club

"when you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

AdamJoshua 04-07-2016 12:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mhailey (Post 2082194)
Fight Club

"when you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly


Quote:
Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.

massphatness 04-07-2016 01:59 PM
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Elf
(my favorite Christmas movie)


"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years"

SNKBYT 04-07-2016 02:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 2082200)
Elf
(my favorite Christmas movie)


"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years"
Pulp Fiction

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king.
[grabs girl close]
Hail to the king, baby.
[kisses the girl]

Porch Dweller 04-07-2016 04:46 PM
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Army of Darkness
"You're not as smart as your brother, Joe. He sees Stumpy here sittin' around the corner locked in with you... and if that isn't plain enough, I'll tell you why. If any trouble starts around this jail, before anybody can get to you you're gonna get accidentally shot."

Porch Dweller 04-15-2016 04:37 PM
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That was Rio Bravo.

New quote: "Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle your big toe."

AdamJoshua 04-16-2016 07:39 PM
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Kill Bill Vol 1

"You men are all alike, 6 or 7 quick ones then it's off with the boys to boast and brag, you better keep your mouth SHUT ... I think I love him... "

AdamJoshua 04-23-2016 02:04 PM
Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2083465)
Kill Bill Vol 1

"You men are all alike, 6 or 7 quick ones then it's off with the boys to boast and brag, you better keep your mouth SHUT ... I think I love him... "
Young Frankenstein



Quote:
Well they are all wet .. oh God the dog wet on the picnic basket!

icehog3 04-23-2016 02:22 PM
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National Lampoon Vacation.

"We released ourselves on our own recognizance."

AdamJoshua 04-23-2016 02:51 PM
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Raising Arizona

Quote:
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

icehog3 04-23-2016 05:12 PM
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Kelly's Heroes.

Quote:
Young Boy: You're early. You're supposed to go down the next street first, then come up here.

Man: Well, listen. While we're here, can I sell you anything?

Young Boy: No, I'm waiting for Judy Ann. They have a better flavor of pistachio.

Other Man: Look, kid, go f@ck a duck.

heyferg 04-25-2016 02:25 PM
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Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.

"It is not coffee! You couldn't possible take water and coffee beans and arrive at that!"

mhailey 04-27-2016 11:22 AM
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Life with Father

"Tell it to the one legged man so he can bump it off down the road."

Porch Dweller 05-01-2016 05:03 PM
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The underrated Lucky Number Slevin.

"From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir'. Do you maggots understand that?"

markem 05-01-2016 05:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2085552)
"From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir'. Do you maggots understand that?"
Full Metal Jacket. I always try to think "Gunny Highway" but that's wrong.

"That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die."

AdamJoshua 05-01-2016 08:10 PM
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Kill Bill Vol 2

Quote:
No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

AdamJoshua 05-04-2016 04:43 PM
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The Other Guys

ok one of the best ad-libs in movie history ...

Quote:
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

icehog3 05-04-2016 05:30 PM
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The Godfather.

Quote:
"This is KDK 1 calling KDK 12. KDK 1 calling KDK 12. Come in please."

heyferg 05-04-2016 05:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2085893)
The Other Guys

ok one of the best ad-libs in movie history ...
Quote:
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

A film that is so classic they never name the organization at the center of the story. But you know who it is!

icehog3 05-04-2016 07:48 PM
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The Godfather.

Quote:
"This is KDK 1 calling KDK 12. KDK 1 calling KDK 12. Come in please."


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