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icehog3 12-10-2010 03:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1089272)
New:

I need a nice double corona.
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1089330)
And somewhere to stick my bona'
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1089353)
If Army beats Navy
I'll douse myself in gravy,

Mr B 12-11-2010 10:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1089272)
New:

I need a nice double corona.
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1089330)
And somewhere to stick my bona'




Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color :r
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1089353)
If Army beats Navy
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1089370)
I'll douse myself in gravy,
and roll a big one and go get stona'

icehog3 12-11-2010 02:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Mr. B forgot the new rhyme,

Mr B 12-11-2010 07:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1090508)
NEW:

Mr. B forgot the new rhyme,

It happens from time to time.

icehog3 12-11-2010 08:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1090508)
NEW:

Mr. B forgot the new rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1090742)
It happens from time to time.
So all is forgiven,

landhoney 12-13-2010 09:21 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1090508)
NEW:

Mr. B forgot the new rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1090742)
It happens from time to time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1090820)
So all is forgiven,
But I may be driven

Gophernut 12-13-2010 09:57 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1090508)
NEW:

Mr. B forgot the new rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1090742)
It happens from time to time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1090820)
So all is forgiven,
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1092296)
But I may be driven
To force him to watch Icehog mime.

Gophernut 12-13-2010 09:58 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
The Metrodome needs a new roof,

icehog3 12-13-2010 10:35 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1092337)
The Metrodome needs a new roof,
The old one was built by a goof,

Mr B 12-13-2010 11:26 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1092337)
The Metrodome needs a new roof,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1092403)
The old one was built by a goof,

Detriot said "come on down"

Doctorossi 12-13-2010 11:44 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
"Naught but pussies... er... lions in this town."

Mr B 12-13-2010 11:56 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1092337)
The Metrodome needs a new roof,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1092403)
The old one was built by a goof,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1092472)
Detriot said "come on down"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1092489)
"Naught but pussies... er... lions in this town."

Them and Carolina remain aloof

Mr B 12-13-2010 11:57 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I still need to get a tree

Doctorossi 12-13-2010 12:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
before the "holiday spirit" kills me.

landhoney 12-13-2010 12:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1092503)
New:

I still need to get a tree
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1092506)
before the "holiday spirit" kills me.
I've looked high and low

Gophernut 12-13-2010 12:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1092503)
New:

I still need to get a tree
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1092506)
before the "holiday spirit" kills me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1092507)
I've looked high and low
I've treked through the snow,

Mr B 12-13-2010 12:16 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1092503)
New:

I still need to get a tree
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1092506)
before the "holiday spirit" kills me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1092507)
I've looked high and low
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1092509)
I've treked through the snow,

but I cant afford all this Holiday glee

Mr B 12-13-2010 12:17 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The gift of giving is where its at.

Chainsaw13 12-13-2010 01:01 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Here, take my neighbors cat.

Mr B 12-13-2010 01:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1092517)
New:

The gift of giving is where its at.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1092589)
Here, take my neighbors cat.
a lump of coal for you, and 3 for me.

mikethegoalie32 12-13-2010 01:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
on your sofa that cat will pee

icehog3 12-13-2010 01:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1092517)
New:

The gift of giving is where its at.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1092589)
Here, take my neighbors cat.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1092617)
a lump of coal for you, and 3 for me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1092621)
on your sofa that cat will pee
But at least you didn't gift me a Tat!

icehog3 12-13-2010 01:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

WTB Boris and Drac,

Gophernut 12-13-2010 02:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1092645)
NEW:

WTB Boris and Drac,
Or I will trade you my Gurkhas back,

icehog3 12-13-2010 02:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1092645)
NEW:

WTB Boris and Drac,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1092700)
Or I will trade you my Gurkhas back,
Or gift you a Cremosa,

Gophernut 12-13-2010 02:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1092645)
NEW:

WTB Boris and Drac,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1092700)
Or I will trade you my Gurkhas back,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1092704)
Or gift you a Cremosa,
Or like the pirate Barbossa,

landhoney 12-13-2010 03:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1092645)
NEW:

WTB Boris and Drac,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1092700)
Or I will trade you my Gurkhas back,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1092704)
Or gift you a Cremosa,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1092709)
Or like the pirate Barbossa,
Rob you and then have a snack

landhoney 12-13-2010 03:12 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Its cold for this Florida boy

VTDragon 12-13-2010 03:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1092760)
New:

Its cold for this Florida boy
Shivering for Christmas, oh what a joy

Mr B 12-13-2010 03:25 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1092760)
New:

Its cold for this Florida boy
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1092768)
Shivering for Christmas, oh what a joy


my sunblock is packed away

Gophernut 12-13-2010 03:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1092760)
New:

Its cold for this Florida boy
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1092768)
Shivering for Christmas, oh what a joy
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1092771)
my sunblock is packed away
I won't be swimming in the bay,

icehog3 12-13-2010 03:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1092760)
New:

Its cold for this Florida boy
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1092768)
Shivering for Christmas, oh what a joy
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1092771)
my sunblock is packed away
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1092785)
I won't be swimming in the bay,
"Global Warming" is nothing but a ploy.

icehog3 12-13-2010 03:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Less than two months until the Super Bowl,

Mr B 12-13-2010 04:42 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1092801)
NEW:

Less than two months until the Super Bowl,
Girls will be dancing on the pole

VTDragon 12-13-2010 09:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1092801)
NEW:

Less than two months until the Super Bowl,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1092889)
Girls will be dancing on the pole
New England will be rooting for their Pats

icehog3 12-14-2010 12:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1092801)
NEW:

Less than two months until the Super Bowl,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1092889)
Girls will be dancing on the pole
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1093376)
New England will be rooting for their Pats
Bears will be on the golf course, smoking Tats,

Gophernut 12-14-2010 08:56 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1092801)
NEW:

Less than two months until the Super Bowl,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1092889)
Girls will be dancing on the pole
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1093376)
New England will be rooting for their Pats
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1093498)
Bears will be on the golf course, smoking Tats,
For the Lombardi trophy some will sell their soul.

Gophernut 12-14-2010 08:57 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

No work, I want to play,

VTDragon 12-14-2010 09:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1093847)
New:

No work, I want to play,
I'm waiting for the guy in the big flying sleigh

Doctorossi 12-14-2010 09:34 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
With a golden Nintendo,

Mr B 12-14-2010 10:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1093847)
New:

No work, I want to play,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1093858)
I'm waiting for the guy in the big flying sleigh
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1093871)
With a golden Nintendo,

and a nifty garden hoe

mikethegoalie32 12-14-2010 01:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I will kidnap Rudolph so he has to stay.

mikethegoalie32 12-14-2010 01:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,

Gophernut 12-14-2010 01:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094172)
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Work seems like being in a mental ward,

VTDragon 12-14-2010 02:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094172)
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094174)
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up

icehog3 12-14-2010 03:43 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094172)
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094174)
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1094185)
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up
Need a little nip in my coffee cup,

Gophernut 12-14-2010 05:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1094172)
Tuesday, Tuesday, I am oh so bored,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094174)
Work seems like being in a mental ward,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1094185)
With all the smoke police, I can't even light up
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1094270)
Need a little nip in my coffee cup,
Cause I think I'm going out of my gourd!

Gophernut 12-14-2010 05:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Sometimes I don't understand my wife,

icehog3 12-14-2010 05:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1094368)
New:

Sometimes I don't understand my wife,
She threatened me with a knife,

Mr B 12-14-2010 05:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
All I asked for was a threesome


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