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AdamJoshua 01-31-2016 11:43 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Young Frankenstein


Quote:

I don't deserve this... to die like this. I was building a house.

icehog3 01-31-2016 03:02 PM

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Unforgiven. So many great lines.

"I'll blow a hole in your face, then go inside and sleep like a baby."

Porch Dweller 01-31-2016 03:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2073033)
Unforgiven. So many great lines.

"I'll blow a hole in your face, then go inside and sleep like a baby."

Gran Torino

"Alright, Colitis, Cajones, Prophylactics, Ajax. You boys are handsome. You ladies look like models. In fact I want your hair high and tight by tomorrow morning. When you start looking like Marines you'll start feeling like Marines and then, G-----n it, you'll start acting like Marines."

icehog3 01-31-2016 09:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2073039)
"Alright, Colitis, Cajones, Prophylactics, Ajax. You boys are handsome. You ladies look like models. In fact I want your hair high and tight by tomorrow morning. When you start looking like Marines you'll start feeling like Marines and then, G-----n it, you'll start acting like Marines."

Heartbrek Ridge.

"My, you have lovely hair. You ever find any spiders in it?"

AdamJoshua 02-01-2016 05:48 PM

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The Longest Yard .. the real one.


Quote:

There's no way... NO way that you came from MY loins..soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in dah mouth!

markem 02-01-2016 07:23 PM

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Smokey and the Bandit
Quote:

Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.

AdamJoshua 02-01-2016 07:41 PM

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The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean

Quote:

Generosity, that was my first mistake. I leave these people a little bit extra, and then they hire these men to make trouble. It shows you, sooner or later, you must answer for every good deed.
Ok a bonus quote from the same movie..

Quote:

If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.

AdamJoshua 02-09-2016 08:24 PM

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Well it was The Magnificent Seven.

New quote

Quote:

I want you to throw my momma from the train.

icehog3 02-10-2016 01:38 AM

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Really? :lr

AdamJoshua 02-10-2016 05:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2074433)
Really? :lr

Sometimes you gotta throw a meatball to get things going. -(P

markem 02-10-2016 06:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2074552)
Sometimes you gotta throw a meatball to get things going. -(P

Okay, that quote is a stumper.

The one before was from Throw Momma from the Train.

"They're here"

Sooner 02-10-2016 07:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2074569)
"They're here"

Poltergeist

"Those aren't pillows!"

AdamJoshua 02-10-2016 07:30 PM

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Edit: Damn same time posted... ok that's Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Quote:

Is that it? Is that all you're gonna ask me? Well I got a couple of thousand goddamn questions, you know. I want to speak to someone in charge. I want to lodge a complaint. You have no right to make people crazy! You think I investigate every Walter Cronkite story there is? Huh? If this is just nerve gas, how come I know everything in such detail? I've never been here before. How come I know so much? What the hell is going on around here? Who the hell are you people?
from the same movie and a bit easier

Quote:

If everything's ready here on the Dark Side of the Moon... play the five tones.

icehog3 02-10-2016 07:51 PM

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Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

"Phone home".

Sooner 02-11-2016 11:33 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2074593)
"Phone home".

E.T.

"That's gonna leave a mark!"

markem 02-11-2016 05:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JJCigarReview (Post 2074708)

"That's gonna leave a mark!"

Lots of possibilities, but Spaceballs is the one I would pick.

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

Porch Dweller 02-11-2016 08:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2074749)
Lots of possibilities, but Spaceballs is the one I would pick.

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

A Streetcar Named Desire

"She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother."

AdamJoshua 02-11-2016 08:50 PM

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Psycho

let's go old school

Quote:

All of you! You all killed him! And my brother, and Riff. Not with bullets, or guns, with hate. Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate!

mhailey 02-17-2016 09:04 AM

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Westside Story (surprised it took so long)


"That wasn't very nice. Now youse gotta leave.

reply: I'll tell you when the f#c* we leave alright. Get the f#c* away from me.
Go watch the bikes eh!

(Locking the door)

Now youse can't leave."

OmniDragon 02-18-2016 06:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mhailey (Post 2075534)
Westside Story (surprised it took so long)


"That wasn't very nice. Now youse gotta leave.

reply: I'll tell you when the f#c* we leave alright. Get the f#c* away from me.
Go watch the bikes eh!

(Locking the door)

Now youse can't leave."

A Bronx Tale

Quote:

I used to caddy for young lawyers off from work on weekdays...and their wives. I'd look at those long, tan legs and just knew I had to be a lawyer. The wives had long, tan legs, too.

AdamJoshua 02-19-2016 03:46 PM

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The Firm

"Mr Hunter. I've made a decision. I'm Captain of this boat. NOW SHUT THE **** UP."

mhailey 02-22-2016 11:14 AM

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Crimson Tide

"You're the skipper now. And the skipper always knows what to do whether he does or not."

icehog3 02-22-2016 02:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mhailey (Post 2076340)

"You're the skipper now. And the skipper always knows what to do whether he does or not."

U-571

"I can do better than you in a four bit fancy house".

AdamJoshua 02-22-2016 02:06 PM

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High Plains Drifter ( I believe and I am validated because Tom always goes back to Clint movies..lame )

[counting reward sums of outlaws he just killed] Ten thousand... twelve thousand... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... twenty-two. Twenty-two?
[a wounded Groggy comes from behind and raises his gun; whirls and shoots him dead] ...Twenty-seven.

icehog3 02-22-2016 02:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2076360)
High Plains Drifter ( I believe and I am validated because Tom always goes back to Clint movies..lame ).

Best one liners, so EAD please. :r

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua
[counting reward sums of outlaws he just killed] Ten thousand... twelve thousand... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... twenty-two. Twenty-two?
[a wounded Groggy comes from behind and raises his gun; whirls and shoots him dead] ...Twenty-seven.


OmniDragon 02-23-2016 01:28 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2076362)
Originally Posted by AdamJoshua
[counting reward sums of outlaws he just killed] Ten thousand... twelve thousand... fifteen... sixteen... seventeen... twenty-two. Twenty-two?
[a wounded Groggy comes from behind and raises his gun; whirls and shoots him dead] ...Twenty-seven.

For A Few Dollars More

Quote:

Take a swig o this, capn. Keep yer ears open. -(P

AdamJoshua 02-23-2016 04:53 PM

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Quote:

Uh, no, I'm afraid not. But, you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?

mncigarguy 02-23-2016 07:42 PM

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Quote:
Uh, no, I'm afraid not. But, you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
That is Die Hard I believe

Chainsaw13 02-24-2016 07:20 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mncigarguy (Post 2076553)
Quote:
Uh, no, I'm afraid not. But, you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
That is Die Hard I believe

Correct. Post up a quote of your own.

AdamJoshua 02-25-2016 11:39 AM

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Hmmm

icehog3 02-26-2016 01:57 AM

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Someone just post one up.

Porch Dweller 02-26-2016 05:22 AM

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New quote: "The funny thing is on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook."

joatmon 02-26-2016 06:33 AM

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Shawshank Redemption

"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."

SNKBYT 02-26-2016 07:06 AM

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BRAVEHEART


A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman all walk into a bar. Each of them order a bottle of whiskey with a fly in each one.
The Frenchman says, "Mon dieu! I cannot drink this." So he gives it back.
The German picks out the fly and drinks his whiskey anyway.
The Irishman grabs the the fly by the throat and says, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

mncigarguy 02-26-2016 07:55 AM

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Sorry for the delay - continue!

SNKBYT 03-02-2016 08:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SNKBYT (Post 2076946)
BRAVEHEART


A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman all walk into a bar. Each of them order a bottle of whiskey with a fly in each one.
The Frenchman says, "Mon dieu! I cannot drink this." So he gives it back.
The German picks out the fly and drinks his whiskey anyway.
The Irishman grabs the the fly by the throat and says, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"

from the same movie

Old Hennesey's dying of the tuberculosis... so his missis sends for the priest to give him the last rites.
So the priest arrives at the death bed and says: "Hennesey, do you renounce Satan?"
"No," says Hennessey. "I do not." "You do not?" says the priest.
"No," says Hennessey. "A man in my condition can't afford to make any enemies."

AdamJoshua 03-03-2016 10:23 AM

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Crossfire the tv show / movie


Quote:

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!

icehog3 03-03-2016 01:57 PM

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Godfather III.

Quote:

"Joey......ZASA!!"

AdamJoshua 03-03-2016 02:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2077772)
Godfather III.

Uh same movie Godfather III :lr


Quote:

0.2... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? 1.6; four C's and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day... HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu...Mr. Blutarsky... zero... point... zero.
or

Quote:

Guy: Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.
Girl: You've never made out with a girl before?
Guy: No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do in a minute. I sort of did once, but I was drunk...
Girl: That's okay, Larry. Neither have I. It's my first time too. And besides, I lied to you, too.
Guy: Oh, yeah? What about?
Girl: I'm only 13.

Porch Dweller 03-03-2016 03:00 PM

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Animal House

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

AdamJoshua 03-03-2016 03:36 PM

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Caddyshack


Quote:

Come on Bennett, throw away the chicken **** gun, you don't just want to pull the trigger, you want to put the knife in me, and look me in the eye, and see what's going on in there when you turn it, that's what you want to do, right?

AdamJoshua 03-07-2016 07:56 PM

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Commando - Man that movie had the best Arnold one liners and bits.

new quote

Quote:

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Porch Dweller 03-08-2016 11:31 AM

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Ghostbusters

"There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."

joatmon 03-08-2016 08:09 PM

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Mad Max 2

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.”

icehog3 03-08-2016 08:22 PM

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Pulp Fiction.

"I'm a retired investor living on a pension. I came home to vote in the Presidential Election because they wouldn't give me an absentee ballot."

AdamJoshua 03-08-2016 09:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2078553)
Pulp Fiction.

"I'm a retired investor living on a pension. I came home to vote in the Presidential Election because they wouldn't give me an absentee ballot."

Godfather II . Mr. Roth a combination of a couple of badass Jew mobsters :lr

Quote:

Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.
from the same movie

Quote:

No, I don't hate ______. I pity the fool, and I will destroy any man who tries to take what I got!

icehog3 03-08-2016 11:21 PM

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Rocky III, the infamous Lawrence Tero, AKA Mr. T, AKA Clubber Lang.

"Doctor, I think I'd like to kiss you...."

"Alright....but you're so damn ugly".

AdamJoshua 03-09-2016 10:58 AM

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I think I have this one but not 100% …

Planet of the Apes (?)

"Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by…"

*slam slam slam*

"Puny God"

Sooner 03-09-2016 12:00 PM

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The Avengers

"You're killing me smalls!"

NeuRon 03-11-2016 08:01 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sooner (Post 2078668)
The Avengers

"You're killing me smalls!"

The Sandlot!

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