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icehog3 12-09-2010 09:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I like chili and I like cheese,

Mr B 12-09-2010 09:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1087745)
NEW:

I like chili and I like cheese,

pour hot Velveeta on my nipples please

icehog3 12-09-2010 10:04 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1087745)
NEW:

I like chili and I like cheese,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1087750)
pour hot Velveeta on my nipples please
I like a little sting,

Mr B 12-09-2010 10:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1087745)
NEW:

I like chili and I like cheese,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1087750)
pour hot Velveeta on my nipples please
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1087764)
I like a little sting,
on my Janet Jackson Bling

VTDragon 12-09-2010 12:29 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1087745)
NEW:

I like chili and I like cheese,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1087750)
pour hot Velveeta on my nipples please
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1087764)
I like a little sting,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1087795)
on my Janet Jackson Bling
Just don't let my tender parts freeze

VTDragon 12-09-2010 12:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:
Saw a man running naked in the snow

landhoney 12-09-2010 12:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1087905)

Saw a man running naked in the snow
I asked where he was intending to go

markem 12-09-2010 12:54 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1087905)
new:
Saw a man running naked in the snow
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1087922)
I asked where he was intending to go
and would he be writing in the snow

landhoney 12-09-2010 01:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1087925)
and would he be writing in the snow
The limerick is:

A
A
B
B
A

icehog3 12-09-2010 01:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1087905)
new:
Saw a man running naked in the snow
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1087922)
I asked where he was intending to go
He said, "I'm going to France",

Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1087936)
The limerick is:

A
A
B
B
A
Mark is on a learning curve with the whole limerick deal. ;) :r

landhoney 12-09-2010 01:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1087905)
new:
Saw a man running naked in the snow
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1087922)
I asked where he was intending to go
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1087948)
He said, "I'm going to France",
And then did a silly little dance

Mr B 12-09-2010 03:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1087905)
new:
Saw a man running naked in the snow
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1087922)
I asked where he was intending to go
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1087948)
He said, "I'm going to France"
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1087961)
And then did a silly little dance
and said "my balls are cold dont ya know"

Mr B 12-09-2010 03:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I was attempting to cross the border.

14holestogie 12-09-2010 03:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1088137)
I was attempting to cross the border.
When I stumbled upon Vin the hoarder

icehog3 12-09-2010 04:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1088137)
New:

I was attempting to cross the border.
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1088144)
When I stumbled upon Vin the hoarder
He had Montes galore,

Mr B 12-09-2010 05:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1088137)
New:

I was attempting to cross the border.
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1088144)
When I stumbled upon Vin the hoarder
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1088169)
He had Montes galore,

from the "Swiss Chocolate Store"

Gophernut 12-09-2010 05:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1088137)
New:

I was attempting to cross the border.
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1088144)
When I stumbled upon Vin the hoarder
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1088169)
He had Montes galore,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1088215)
from the "Swiss Chocolate Store"
With the exchange rate they were only a quarter!

Gophernut 12-09-2010 05:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

My Dr says I should cut back,

Mr B 12-09-2010 05:58 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1088257)
New:

My Dr says I should cut back,
I told him he doesn't know Jack!

icehog3 12-09-2010 06:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1088257)
New:

My Dr says I should cut back,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1088283)
I told him he doesn't know Jack!
I'll smoke all I want,

BloodSpite 12-10-2010 09:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1088326)
I'll smoke all I want,
My stogies I'll flaunt

Doctorossi 12-10-2010 09:33 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
but he said, "Cigars?! I meant crack!"

Doctorossi 12-10-2010 09:34 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

Mr B 12-10-2010 09:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1088947)
New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,

Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.

icehog3 12-10-2010 10:07 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1088947)
New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1088974)
Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.
The crowds are immesnse,

Gophernut 12-10-2010 10:25 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1088947)
New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1088974)
Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1089005)
The crowds are immesnse,
Sometimes it get intense,

icehog3 12-10-2010 10:38 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1088947)
New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1088974)
Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1089005)
The crowds are immesnse,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1089030)
Sometimes it get intense,
In my head, blood vessels are popping.

icehog3 12-10-2010 10:39 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

My dog says it's too cold to go poop,

VTDragon 12-10-2010 10:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1088947)
New:

It sucks when you go Christmas shopping,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1088974)
Down the chimney, presents should be dropping.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1089005)
The crowds are immesnse,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1089030)
Sometimes it get intense,
But of the Christmas Season there is no topping

VTDragon 12-10-2010 10:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The thermometer is in single digits

icehog3 12-10-2010 10:44 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1089049)
New:

The thermometer is in single digits
Even the snowman, he fidgets,

VTDragon 12-10-2010 10:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1089049)
New:

The thermometer is in single digits
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1089053)
Even the snowman, he fidgets,
Trying to think of new ways to stay warm

Doctorossi 12-10-2010 11:03 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.

Mr B 12-10-2010 11:07 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1089049)
New:

The thermometer is in single digits
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1089053)
Even the snowman, he fidgets,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1089069)
Trying to think of new ways to stay warm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1089087)
like a flea-bitten stray in a storm.
cuz fire melts them down to midgets

Mr B 12-10-2010 11:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New one for Tom ;) :

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.

mikethegoalie32 12-10-2010 11:31 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1089095)
New one for Tom ;) :

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.
I instruct him its warmer under the stoop,

Doctorossi 12-10-2010 11:56 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
He barks, "My butt itches."

BloodSpite 12-10-2010 01:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"

14holestogie 12-10-2010 01:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1089095)
New one for Tom ;) :

My dog say's it's too cold to go poop.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1089121)
I instruct him its warmer under the stoop,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1089154)
He barks, "My butt itches."
Then runs off to sniff bit*hes

mikethegoalie32 12-10-2010 01:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1089213)
"And I'm being stalked by several wenches!"
and booked a flight to Cuba to recoup.

mikethegoalie32 12-10-2010 01:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:
Friday is the greatest day,

icehog3 12-10-2010 01:29 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1089220)
New:
Friday is the greatest day,
After work, I get to play,

Mr B 12-10-2010 01:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1089220)
New:
Friday is the greatest day,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1089254)
After work, I get to play,
another weekend of football and hockey

icehog3 12-10-2010 01:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1089220)
New:
Friday is the greatest day,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1089254)
After work, I get to play,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1089259)
another weekend of football and hockey
Accompanied by cigars, beer and sake,

Doctorossi 12-10-2010 01:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
so blackness can wash it away.

Doctorossi 12-10-2010 01:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I need a nice double corona.

landhoney 12-10-2010 02:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1089272)
New:

I need a nice double corona.
And somewhere to stick my bona'




Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color :r

Doctorossi 12-10-2010 02:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1089330)
Mods <Tom> please delete if too off color :r
What's off-color about a marching band?

landhoney 12-10-2010 02:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1089334)
What's off-color about a marching band?
:r

Just make with the next line of the limerick ya' smartguy. ;)

BloodSpite 12-10-2010 02:52 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1089330)
And somewhere to stick my bona'
If Army beats Navy


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