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Starscream 09-12-2010 05:54 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes
 
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Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 986458)
Any one of the Die Hard movies.

"You mean you have to use your hands?"
"Its like a baby's toy"

Back to the Future II:tu The scene in the 80s cafe when Marty is playing the arcade game.




"Give me some sugar, Baby!"

pektel 09-12-2010 06:28 PM

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i think marty was playing duck hunt.
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pektel 09-12-2010 09:25 PM

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army of darkness.
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pektel 09-12-2010 09:26 PM

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"if i can.t tow em, i'll just finger em"
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CasaDooley 09-15-2010 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 986693)
"if i can.t tow em, i'll just finger em"
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How about a hint to get this rolling again...please.:D

pektel 09-15-2010 07:01 AM

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the character's name is cooter.
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ir13 09-15-2010 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 986693)
"if i can.t tow em, i'll just finger em"
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Dukes of Hazzard

"I'm warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. It was a secret government experiment. They did stuff to me. Spooky stuff... Anal stuff. It turned me into a dangerous telekinetic. In the words of Ancient Taoist masters, Don't start none... Won't be none. "

sikk50 09-15-2010 11:14 AM

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The Losers!

This one maybe a little harder
"Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop."

shemp 09-15-2010 12:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sikk50 (Post 989665)
The Losers!

This one maybe a little harder
"Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop."

Some like it hot




"I just wanna have a little fun before I die"

SUOrangeGuy 09-15-2010 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by shemp (Post 989700)




"I just wanna have a little fun before I die"


Armageddon.



"Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias."

markem 09-15-2010 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SUOrangeGuy (Post 989715)
"Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias."

I think that this was Dark Knight (but could it also be seven?)

Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is **** but, hey, I'm in a police station.

shemp 09-15-2010 12:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SUOrangeGuy (Post 989715)
Armageddon.



"Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias."

The Dark Knight



"I don't roll on Shabash!"

shemp 09-15-2010 12:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 989720)
I think that this was Dark Knight (but could it also be seven?)

Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is **** but, hey, I'm in a police station.

The usual suspects.


"i don't roll on shabash!"

Powers 09-15-2010 05:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shemp (Post 989734)
"i don't roll on shabash!"

The Big Lebowski.

Mine:

"Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!"

markem 09-15-2010 06:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by UFPowersmoker320 (Post 990050)
"Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!"

Patton.


I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

SvilleKid 10-20-2010 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 990074)
Patton.


I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

I can't believe this thread got sidetracked by such an easy quote!!

Clint Eastwood, A Fistful of Dollars!!

Ok, to get us back on track:

"Well, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the ^%$&*$ Smokey Mountains, cross 5000 miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily, and jump out of a F'ing airplane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity"

LasciviousXXX 10-20-2010 10:29 PM

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..... "Nazi aint got no humanity" :D Inglourious Basterds



"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on"

SvilleKid 10-23-2010 02:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 1031164)
..... "Nazi aint got no humanity" :D Inglourious Basterds



"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on"

Anyone on this one? A Johnny Depp/John Malkovich offering, I believe.

I'll give it several hours before I identify, to see if anyone else knows!

CasaDooley 10-23-2010 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 1031164)



"Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on"

The Libertine

But you can't kill the boogie man!

CBI_2 10-25-2010 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by CasaDooley (Post 1034392)
The Libertine

But you can't kill the boogie man!

Halloween (1978)

You're going to commit suicide if it's the last thing you do!

SvilleKid 11-11-2010 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 1036298)
Halloween (1978)

You're going to commit suicide if it's the last thing you do!


"Abbott and Costello meet the Killer, Boris Karloff"

How about: " The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I. "

CasaDooley 11-12-2010 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1059393)
" The Valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter... and so am I. "

Sin City

"Can you believe that? The US Navy saved our ass!"

SvilleKid 11-17-2010 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CasaDooley (Post 1059923)
Sin City

"Can you believe that? The US Navy saved our ass!"

Anyone, before I ID this one? Hint: A good WWII movie, made around 1980.

SvilleKid 11-25-2010 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CasaDooley (Post 1059923)
Sin City

"Can you believe that? The US Navy saved our ass!"

OK, no takers? Then I'll do it: The Big Red One!

So, what about :" what in John Wayne;s a$$ is going on here?"

sikk50 11-26-2010 02:04 AM

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City Slickers 2!!!

"As the late great Kernal Saunders said, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'"

ChicagoWhiteSox 11-26-2010 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sikk50 (Post 1073884)
City Slickers 2!!!

"As the late great Kernal Saunders said, 'I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.'"

Talladega Nights


"Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago"

markem 11-26-2010 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1074232)
"Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago"

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind. "

Comedian 11-28-2010 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 1074234)
Planes, Trains and Automobiles

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind. "

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"Well, you go Uruguay and I'll go mine!"

SvilleKid 11-30-2010 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Comedian (Post 1075719)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

"Well, you go Uruguay and I'll go mine!"

OK, I'll take this one. Love those old Marx Brothers' movies! Animal Crackers.

So, how about an easy one: "Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

icehog3 12-01-2010 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1078909)
OK, I'll take this one. Love those old Marx Brothers' movies! Animal Crackers.

So, how about an easy one: "Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?"

Peter Graves in "Airplane". :)

"Good luck....we're all counting on you".

357 12-01-2010 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1078966)
Peter Graves in "Airplane". :)

"Good luck....we're all counting on you".

Independence Day?

If so my quote is:

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders......chicken?

landhoney 12-01-2010 08:34 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1078966)
Peter Graves in "Airplane". :)

"Good luck....we're all counting on you".

Quote:

Originally Posted by 357 (Post 1079129)
Independence Day?

If so my quote is:

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders......chicken?

I think Tom's is also from Airplane (Leslie Nielson) but if you are correct your quote is from Space Balls.

So....either way my quote is:

"Fleshy-headed mutant...are you friendly?
No way eh, radiation has made me any enemy of civilization. "

icehog3 12-01-2010 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1079243)
I think Tom's is also from Airplane (Leslie Nielson) but if you are correct your quote is from Space Balls.

So....either way my quote is:

"Fleshy-headed mutant...are you friendly?
No way eh, radiation has made me any enemy of civilization. "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cehS0phSX0Y

markem 12-01-2010 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1079243)
So....either way my quote is:

"Fleshy-headed mutant...are you friendly?
No way eh, radiation has made me any enemy of civilization. "

Just watched Strange Brew on netflix!

"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. "

kugie 12-09-2010 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 1079431)
Just watched Strange Brew on netflix!

"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. "

The Naked Gun.

"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now ..."

Tis the Season

CasaDooley 12-09-2010 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1087578)

"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now ..."
Tis the Season

Just watched this last night. Christmas Vacation!:tu

"The b!tch hit me with a toaster!"

Bunker 12-09-2010 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CasaDooley (Post 1087887)
Just watched this last night. Christmas Vacation!:tu

"The b!tch hit me with a toaster!"

That was Scrooged wasn't it?

Best line from Christmas Vacation

"Honey, did you check our shitters?" :r

kugie 12-09-2010 03:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunker (Post 1087912)
That was Scrooged wasn't it?

Best line from Christmas Vacation

"Honey, did you check our shitters?" :r

"Everytime she revved up the microwave I would piss myself and forget who I was for an hour. "

SvilleKid 12-09-2010 05:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunker (Post 1087912)
That was Scrooged wasn't it?

Best line from Christmas Vacation

"Honey, did you check our shitters?" :r

Are you posting this line as the next one up? If so, probably should post one from a different movie!!!

SvilleKid 12-09-2010 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1088131)
"Everytime she revved up the microwave I would piss myself and forget who I was for an hour. "

You need to answer a movie quote, then post a new quote. Although, Bunker needs to actually post a new quote first, not another quote from the same movie.

kugie 12-12-2010 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1088256)
You need to answer a movie quote, then post a new quote. Although, Bunker needs to actually post a new quote first, not another quote from the same movie.

Got carried away it's a funny movie :tu

kugie 12-12-2010 07:04 PM

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This seemed to have dies alittle so New quote if it's ok.

"Did you know dinosaurs aren’t extinct? Because birds are dinosaurs, and those things are everywhere!”

SvilleKid 12-13-2010 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1091796)
This seemed to have dies alittle so New quote if it's ok.

"Did you know dinosaurs aren’t extinct? Because birds are dinosaurs, and those things are everywhere!”

Bump?

icehog3 12-14-2010 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1091796)
"Did you know dinosaurs aren’t extinct? Because birds are dinosaurs, and those things are everywhere!”

Role Models.

"It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."

CasaDooley 12-14-2010 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1093504)
Role Models.

"It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got, and all he's ever gonna have."

Watched this last week: Unforgiven :tu

Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-b!tches.

GKitty 12-14-2010 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CasaDooley (Post 1093990)
Watched this last week: Unforgiven :tu

Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-b!tches.

The Outlaw Josey Wales

Mr. Rat, I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chin Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same.

ChicagoWhiteSox 12-14-2010 11:21 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 1094000)
The Outlaw Josey Wales

Mr. Rat, I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chin Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same.

True Grit.


"Allow me to introduce myself, Gus Polinski How are you? Polka King of the Midwest? The Kenosha Kickers? No? That's okay I thought you might have recognized...Anyways I had a few hits a few years ago. That's why I... Polka, Polka, Polka? Polka, polka, polka... No? Twin Lakes Polka... Domavougi Polka A.K.A. Kiss me polka...polka twist?"

Skywalker 12-14-2010 12:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1094010)
True Grit.


"Allow me to introduce myself, Gus Polinski How are you? Polka King of the Midwest? The Kenosha Kickers? No? That's okay I thought you might have recognized...Anyways I had a few hits a few years ago. That's why I... Polka, Polka, Polka? Polka, polka, polka... No? Twin Lakes Polka... Domavougi Polka A.K.A. Kiss me polka...polka twist?"

John Candy in Home Alone!

Sorry is this one has been used:
"I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?"

Chainsaw13 12-14-2010 01:05 PM

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National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank what?"

Educator 12-14-2010 01:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1094099)
John Candy in Home Alone!

Sorry is this one has been used:
"I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?"

Chevy Chase...Christmas Vacation

"Fill your hands you son-of-a-*****!!"


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