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pnoon 11-16-2016 08:56 AM

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AdamJoshua 11-22-2016 09:33 PM

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Steve 11-28-2016 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2107940)

:r:r

shark 12-01-2016 05:23 AM

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AdamJoshua 12-03-2016 05:46 PM

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nutcracker 12-03-2016 05:57 PM

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This is classic, although mildly offensive:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlJAPJBA50

AdamJoshua 12-03-2016 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by nutcracker (Post 2109455)
This is classic, although mildly offensive:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlJAPJBA50

:lr thank you sir, I needed that.

shark 12-07-2016 04:56 AM

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AdamJoshua 12-09-2016 11:39 AM

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I get it I get it!!! :lr

AdamJoshua 12-09-2016 11:39 AM

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Steve 12-09-2016 12:40 PM

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:cl

pnoon 12-09-2016 01:02 PM

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Steve 12-09-2016 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 2110068)

:banger:banger:tu

AdamJoshua 12-12-2016 12:14 PM

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CigarNut 12-15-2016 06:50 PM

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G G 12-15-2016 07:38 PM

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I live on the edge of the Osceola Forest in northeast Florida. We had two country stores in our community when I was growing up and they would take pictures of the deer that hunters killed and brought by and put them on a picture board. Way back then, cattle owners could pay the federal government money to lease free range space in the forest to have their cows out there. And you have probably already guessed that an idiot hunter that came to hunt from the city, shot and killed a fairly small cow and brought it up there the have his picture took with his spike buck he had killed.

spectrrr 12-15-2016 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by G G (Post 2110726)
I live on the edge of the Osceola Forest in northeast Florida. We had two country stores in our community when I was growing up and they would take pictures of the deer that hunters killed and brought by and put them on a picture board. Way back then, cattle owners could pay the federal government money to lease free range space in the forest to have their cows out there. And you have probably already guessed that an idiot hunter that came to hunt from the city, shot and killed a fairly small cow and brought it up there the have his picture took with his spike buck he had killed.

:r :r

Steve 12-16-2016 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by G G (Post 2110726)
I live on the edge of the Osceola Forest in northeast Florida. We had two country stores in our community when I was growing up and they would take pictures of the deer that hunters killed and brought by and put them on a picture board. Way back then, cattle owners could pay the federal government money to lease free range space in the forest to have their cows out there. And you have probably already guessed that an idiot hunter that came to hunt from the city, shot and killed a fairly small cow and brought it up there the have his picture took with his spike buck he had killed.

:tu:tu Been to those stores a few times.

Another story from the Osceola...

A buddy of mine was the federal LEO for the Forrest and got a strange call out one night. Turns out a guy was doing a little night hunting and didn't know they free ranged cows out there at that time. He's crouched down behind some palmettos shining his light out across a field and didn't know that one of those cows had slipped up behind him. Cow snorted on him, covering him in goo, and he took off through the woods like a banshee, screaming and high hurdling small trees. He ended up in the campground, hysterical and freaking out, sure that a gooney-goo-goo (nod to Eddie Murphy's Uncle Gus) or an space alien had tried to get him. I understand it took several hours to get him settled down enough to finally piece together what had happened. I also understand that Jimmy refused to transport the guy and called the county in the end, and it wasn't just the cow goo. Jimmy said he didn't realize the human colan could hold that much crap without exploding, which I guess is kinda what happened. :noon

Porch Dweller 12-16-2016 06:25 AM

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:r

G G 12-16-2016 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve (Post 2110761)
:tu:tu Been to those stores a few times.

Another story from the Osceola...

A buddy of mine was the federal LEO for the Forrest and got a strange call out one night. Turns out a guy was doing a little night hunting and didn't know they free ranged cows out there at that time. He's crouched down behind some palmettos shining his light out across a field and didn't know that one of those cows had slipped up behind him. Cow snorted on him, covering him in goo, and he took off through the woods like a banshee, screaming and high hurdling small trees. He ended up in the campground, hysterical and freaking out, sure that a gooney-goo-goo (nod to Eddie Murphy's Uncle Gus) or an space alien had tried to get him. I understand it took several hours to get him settled down enough to finally piece together what had happened. I also understand that Jimmy refused to transport the guy and called the county in the end, and it wasn't just the cow goo. Jimmy said he didn't realize the human colan could hold that much crap without exploding, which I guess is kinda what happened. :noon

Jimmy Ellis?


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