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Porch Dweller 09-19-2015 10:36 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2054212)
Alien.

"Get away from her, you b@tch!!"

Aliens

Man1: Hey, Sweden!
Man2: They're not Swedish, Mac. They're Norwegian.

icehog3 09-19-2015 11:42 AM

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The Thing (Kurt Russell version).

"He killed twelve people, wounded twenty three more, stole six cars, most of them Ferraris. Robbed eight banks, six supermarkets, four jewelery stores and a candy shop. Six of the ones he killed he carved up with a butcher knife. Two of them were kids. He did all that in two weeks. If anyone deserves to go that way, it sure in the hell was him."

AdamJoshua 09-25-2015 08:40 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2054226)
The Thing (Kurt Russell version).

"He killed twelve people, wounded twenty three more, stole six cars, most of them Ferraris. Robbed eight banks, six supermarkets, four jewelery stores and a candy shop. Six of the ones he killed he carved up with a butcher knife. Two of them were kids. He did all that in two weeks. If anyone deserves to go that way, it sure in the hell was him."

The Hidden

"You FU#KING bite me?!?! Bring it on sex machine! "

or

"Now, let's kill that f#@king band. "

jonumberone 09-26-2015 06:18 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2055076)
The Hidden

"You FU#KING bite me?!?! Bring it on sex machine! "

or

"Now, let's kill that f#@king band. "

From Dusk to Dawn

"Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine."

AdamJoshua 09-26-2015 10:04 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jonumberone (Post 2055096)
From Dusk to Dawn

"Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine."

Blow (phrasing...boom...nailed it!)

Quote:

I'm so damned fast I can wake up at the crack of dawn, rob two banks, a train and a stage coach, shoot the tail feathers off a duck's ass at 300 feet, and still be back in bed before you wake up next to me.

AdamJoshua 09-29-2015 09:59 PM

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the quick and the dead

[IMG]And remember I went up to your room afterwards and you were dressed in chick's clothes? Yeah, you had on this black bra with tassels! You were dancing in front of a mirror with this kinda zebra skin jockstrap. Remember how I screamed at you when you started coming on to me? And I just said 'Jesus stop it Joe, I'm ashamed of you!'[/IMG]

Porch Dweller 09-30-2015 06:32 AM

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Slap Shot

"What...are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more f----n' pancakes, c'mon."

QUAZY50 09-30-2015 10:55 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2055618)
Slap Shot

"What...are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more f----n' pancakes, c'mon."

Fargo

"The problem with real life is there's no danger music."

Porch Dweller 10-09-2015 05:52 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by QUAZY50 (Post 2055657)
Fargo

"The problem with real life is there's no danger music."

Cable Guy

"We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am."

AdamJoshua 10-09-2015 07:12 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
The RRRRRRRRRRRaaaaaaaaaaaiders of the Lost Ark


Quote:

Your true love lives. And you marry another. True Love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that’s what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.

joatmon 10-09-2015 10:36 PM

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The Princess Bride.

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"

Porch Dweller 10-10-2015 07:02 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by joatmon (Post 2056927)
The Princess Bride.

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me!"

A great line from Watchmen.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

joatmon 10-10-2015 07:45 AM

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Man I haven't known any of theses, now I've got two in a row.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

AdamJoshua 10-12-2015 08:23 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by joatmon (Post 2056951)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Man I haven't known any of theses, now I've got two in a row.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb




They exited out the front door. They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a ****ing ambush.

This was a ****ing bomb dropping on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!

There was a firefight!

mhailey 10-12-2015 10:05 PM

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Boondock Saints.

"I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn't suggest I don't respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you."

Porch Dweller 10-13-2015 06:48 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mhailey (Post 2057283)
Boondock Saints.

"I might never have liked you. Point of fact, I despise you. But that doesn't suggest I don't respect you. Dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded. My gift to you."

Kill Bill Vol 1

"We have orders in hand. Those orders are to make a pre-emptive launch. Every second that we lose increases the chances that by the time our missiles arrive, their silos could be empty because they've flown their birds and struck us first."

jonumberone 10-13-2015 07:24 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2057318)

"We have orders in hand. Those orders are to make a pre-emptive launch. Every second that we lose increases the chances that by the time our missiles arrive, their silos could be empty because they've flown their birds and struck us first."

Crimson Tide

"You listened to my phone calls?"
"No! No! No! Honey I would never do that! I'd never do that! I... I just read the transcripts, that's all."

mhailey 10-15-2015 12:35 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jonumberone (Post 2057322)
Crimson Tide

"You listened to my phone calls?"
"No! No! No! Honey I would never do that! I'd never do that! I... I just read the transcripts, that's all."

I'll take a stab at it. True Lies????

I don't know if it is right so I'm not posting a quote yet.

OmniDragon 10-24-2015 03:13 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jonumberone (Post 2057322)
Crimson Tide

"You listened to my phone calls?"
"No! No! No! Honey I would never do that! I'd never do that! I... I just read the transcripts, that's all."

The Aviator

New quote:

"Why is the rabbit unafraid?"
"He's smarter than the panther."

Porch Dweller 10-27-2015 01:42 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OmniDragon (Post 2058621)
The Aviator

New quote:

"Why is the rabbit unafraid?"
"He's smarter than the panther."

The Edge

"I have detailed files on human anatomy."

OmniDragon 10-28-2015 08:12 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2058960)
The Edge

"I have detailed files on human anatomy."

"I'll bet. Makes you a more efficient killer, right?"
"Correct." lol Terminator 2


New quote:

"WILSON!!!!!!!!!!"

icehog3 10-28-2015 10:12 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Castaway.

"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? "

Porch Dweller 10-28-2015 11:33 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2059053)
Castaway.

"You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? "

Major League


"It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f--king Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any f--king difference!"

Porch Dweller 11-08-2015 06:16 AM

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That was Trainspotting.


"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

heyferg 11-09-2015 01:45 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2060489)
That was Trainspotting.


"I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

That's HAL from 2001.

"Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt even. But play as well as you can. Go team, go! Give me an L. Give me an I. Give me a V. Give me an E. L-I-V-E. LIVE! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room."

AdamJoshua 12-13-2015 08:07 PM

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Harold and Maude



Now here's what's gonna happen. In 60 seconds you're gonna take these chains off me. We're gonna make a play for those nodes and get off this rock. But somewhere along the line, when it gets really bad, Johns is gonna fold just like Little Johns did. Then when it's all over and the rest of you are ready for Dead Animal Pickup, I'm gonna go balls deep into Dahl. But only because she asked me to. Sweet-like.

Porch Dweller 12-13-2015 08:58 PM

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Riddick

"I truly don't know what's gonna happen when the lights go out, Carolyn, but I do know, once the dying starts, this little psycho f--k family of ours is gonna rip itself apart."

AdamJoshua 12-26-2015 01:23 PM

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Pitch Black


"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge....."

SNKBYT 01-22-2016 08:35 AM

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A Christmas Story

question: "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?"
answer: "Nope. Just me baby... Just me"

AdamJoshua 01-22-2016 12:14 PM

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Army of Darkness :lr

"Get off of my plane!"

dijit 01-22-2016 12:19 PM

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Air Force One


What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Django 01-22-2016 12:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dijit (Post 2071788)
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?

Spaceballs

Well, if that's the way it is done, then that's the way you must do it.

AdamJoshua 01-24-2016 08:12 PM

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Labyrinth (?) and I can't believe they are remaking THIS too ... when is enough enough.


Quote:

Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.

icehog3 01-24-2016 09:00 PM

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The Outlaw Josey Wales.....lots of classic lines. :)

"That must be the tea".

Porch Dweller 01-25-2016 06:10 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2072063)
The Outlaw Josey Wales.....lots of classic lines. :)

"That must be the tea".

Caddyshack

"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."

Mr.Maduro 01-25-2016 04:37 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2072083)
Caddyshack

"This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather."

Groundhog Day

"Are we about to get it on right now?? 'Cause I'm as bout as hard as a diamond in an ice storm."

Porch Dweller 01-26-2016 06:36 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Maduro (Post 2072181)
Groundhog Day

"Are we about to get it on right now?? 'Cause I'm as bout as hard as a diamond in an ice storm."

Talladega Nights

"Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees I mean. That was good. This is s**t but, hey, I'm in a police station."

AdamJoshua 01-26-2016 12:03 PM

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The Usual Suspects


Talking about the CIA


Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program.

markem 01-26-2016 06:33 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2072281)

Talking about the CIA


Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program.

Oh crap! I should know this but all I can think of right now is Burn After Reading and I know that is wrong.

aaaaarrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhh!

mncigarguy 01-26-2016 06:46 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2072281)
The Usual Suspects


Talking about the CIA


Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program.

The In- laws

icehog3 01-27-2016 12:20 AM

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Supposed to put down a new quote after you answer one, Rich. ;)

mncigarguy 01-27-2016 01:46 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2072367)
Supposed to put down a new quote after you answer one, Rich. ;)

Sorry - here goes!

"When a naked man chases a woman in alley with a butcher knife, and a hard-on, I take it he's not out collecting for the Red Cross"

AdamJoshua 01-27-2016 01:54 PM

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Dirty Harry


Quote:

I thought you wanted me to. That was the deal we made that night. You told me that hated your wife. You wished she was dead. I told you I hated my mama. I told you I wished she was dead. To told me to see that Hitchcock film about swaping murders. I figured I kill your wife and you kill my mama. That's fair.

YankeeMan 01-27-2016 01:58 PM

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Throw Mama off the train.

"I'll have what she's having!"

mncigarguy 01-27-2016 02:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2072443)
Dirty Harry

Well - that was quick, nice job!

Sooner 01-27-2016 02:15 PM

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When Harry met Sally

“The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time.”

Porch Dweller 01-27-2016 03:20 PM

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LOTR: The Return of the King

"A guy told me one time, 'Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.'"

AdamJoshua 01-27-2016 06:29 PM

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Heat

Quote:

Wolverines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooner 01-27-2016 10:02 PM

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Red Dawn

Quote:

Thought you didn't smoke.
Quote:

I took it up recently, for my health.

markem 01-30-2016 09:54 AM

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Secret window

All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!


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