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Powers 08-17-2010 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 956507)
I'm pretty sure that it was True Grit. The Daniel Webster cigar reference gave it away.

OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.

Fargo. I can hear that accent in my head

Mine:

"I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board... and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like..."

SaltyMcGee 08-17-2010 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by UFPowersmoker320 (Post 956540)
Fargo. I can hear that accent in my head

Mine:

"I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board... and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like..."

Apocalypse Now

"That was my Skull! I'm so wasted!"

Jbailey 08-17-2010 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SaltyMcGee (Post 956671)
"That was my Skull! I'm so wasted!"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

"Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer? "

Subvet642 08-20-2010 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Jbailey (Post 956721)
"Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer? "

Bottle Rocket


"My @ss is twitching, you people make my @ss twitch"

pektel 08-26-2010 10:18 AM

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French Kiss. I believe it was meg ryan's character making fun of Kevin Kline's character. Decent movie I thought.

"Don't air raid for that b*tch, I hate that sh*t. It's like that Clint f*cker in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh mother f*cker? Dominant male monkey mother f*cker!"

markem 09-07-2010 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 966900)
"Don't air raid for that b*tch, I hate that sh*t. It's like that Clint f*cker in front of all his friends. Huh? Huh mother f*cker? Dominant male monkey mother f*cker!"

Dazed and Confused

"Royale with Cheese"

pektel 09-07-2010 06:15 PM

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pulp fiction
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pektel 09-07-2010 06:20 PM

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the schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!
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markem 09-07-2010 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 980760)
the schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!
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You! Or at least your avatar. Willy Wonka

from an oldie but a goodie: This nose of mine has never failed me.

kugie 09-07-2010 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 980766)
You! Or at least your avatar. Willy Wonka

from an oldie but a goodie: This nose of mine has never failed me.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Keeping with the nose theme

Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming

SvilleKid 09-08-2010 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by kugie (Post 980892)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Keeping with the nose theme

Fashionable: you know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming

Not one of my favorite Steve Martin flicks. Not a bad movie, just not one of my favs: Roxanne

How about: "Is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"

pektel 09-08-2010 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 980766)
You! Or at least your avatar. Willy Wonka

from an oldie but a goodie: This nose of mine has never failed me.

I will let this slide because the snozzberry was originally from willy wonka. But my quote was from Super Troopers. In one of the opening scenes with the pot smoking kids in the back seat of the cruiser.

sevans105 09-08-2010 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 981819)
I will let this slide because the snozzberry was originally from willy wonka. But my quote was from Super Troopers. In one of the opening scenes with the pot smoking kids in the back seat of the cruiser.

LOL.... yeah, while he's licking the plexiglas in the squad car.... ewwwww!

pektel 09-08-2010 03:17 PM

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littering and...... :r

SNKBYT 09-08-2010 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 981816)
Not one of my favorite Steve Martin flicks. Not a bad movie, just not one of my favs: Roxanne

How about: "Is it twue what they say about the way you people are gifted? Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!"

Blazing Saddles

"Personally, I liked the University; they gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector--they expect results."

T.G 09-08-2010 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by snkbyt (Post 981903)
Blazing Saddles

"Personally, I liked the University; they gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. You've never been out of college. You don't know what it's like out there. I've worked in the private sector--they expect results."

Ghostbusters


"No! You can't have any! These are MY jellybeans!"

TheDudeAbides 09-08-2010 10:00 PM

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"No! You can't have any! These are MY jellybeans!"

Tropic thunder?

"You taught me one thing, you Irish bastard: how to get f*@%ed"

SvilleKid 09-08-2010 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDudeAbides (Post 982322)
"No! You can't have any! These are MY jellybeans!"

Tropic thunder?

"You taught me one thing, you Irish bastard: how to get f*@%ed"

Which do you want? I first knew it as "A Fistful of Dynamite", but more recently it's listed under the original(?) working title; "Duck You Sucker"

A newer flic: "Its not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me."

T.G 09-08-2010 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDudeAbides (Post 982322)
"No! You can't have any! These are MY jellybeans!"

Tropic thunder?

Yes that's it. It seems I accidentally misquoted it when going from memory.

357 09-09-2010 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 982389)
Which do you want? I first knew it as "A Fistful of Dynamite", but more recently it's listed under the original(?) working title; "Duck You Sucker"

A newer flic: "Its not who I am underneath but what I do that defines me."

Batman Begins


"I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

SaltyMcGee 09-09-2010 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by 357 (Post 982578)
"I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's a$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

Full Metal Jacket

"Come with me if you want to live."

357 09-09-2010 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SaltyMcGee (Post 982613)
Full Metal Jacket

"Come with me if you want to live."

Terminator 2



"I want my two dollars"

icehog3 09-09-2010 07:52 AM

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"I want my two dollars"

Better Off Dead.

"When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall."

ActionAndy 09-09-2010 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 982683)
Better Off Dead.

"When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall."

Get Him to the Greek

"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"

sevans105 09-09-2010 01:10 PM

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"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
Time Bandits

"Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands"

CBI_2 09-10-2010 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sevans105 (Post 983082)
Time Bandits

"Trust me, madam. Your underwear is in good hands"

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen


My practices aren’t designed for your enjoyment.

markem 09-10-2010 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 984712)
My practices aren’t designed for your enjoyment.

Hoosiers

The only way to nab our man is to catch him in the act - catch him so that there's no escape, no alibi. And that means gambling with Sir Henry's life.

CBI_2 09-10-2010 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 984720)
Hoosiers

The only way to nab our man is to catch him in the act - catch him so that there's no escape, no alibi. And that means gambling with Sir Henry's life.

The Hound of the Baskervilles


Over? Did you say over? Its not over until we decided it is.

SaltyMcGee 09-10-2010 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 984761)
Over? Did you say over? Its not over until we decided it is.

Animal House

"You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car."

sevans105 09-10-2010 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SaltyMcGee (Post 984862)
Animal House

"You're legally allowed to drink now, so we figured the best thing for you was a car."

Good will hunting

Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you.

pektel 09-10-2010 10:46 PM

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tommy boy! Took me a minute.
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markem 09-10-2010 11:05 PM

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tommy boy! Took me a minute.
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:tt

markem 09-10-2010 11:16 PM

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okay, it's been a while and I think Peter fell asleep at his palm pilot, so to keep it moving ...

I'll kill your friends, your family, and the ***** you took to the prom!

CasaDooley 09-11-2010 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 984929)
okay, it's been a while and I think Peter fell asleep at his palm pilot, so to keep it moving ...

I'll kill your friends, your family, and the ***** you took to the prom!

:hm Don't know if I want to admit I know this...Hudson Hawk:r

I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.

pektel 09-11-2010 09:07 AM

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wasn't sleeping. Just inebriated. Thanks for keeping the flow!
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ninjavanish 09-11-2010 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CasaDooley (Post 984965)
:hm Don't know if I want to admit I know this...Hudson Hawk:r

I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.

That would be Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven, am I right?

QUOTE:

In the immortal words of somebody or other, "Well done, Adolphe."


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Bonus points if you know who Adolphe is.

TheDudeAbides 09-11-2010 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjavanish (Post 985224)
That would be Steve Martin in My Blue Heaven, am I right?

QUOTE:

In the immortal words of somebody or other, "Well done, Adolphe."


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Bonus points if you know who Adolphe is.

Totally underrated Bogart movie - We're No Angels.

"No, psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right."

markem 09-11-2010 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDudeAbides (Post 985394)
"No, psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right."

Excellent movie: Gross Pointe Blank

Eat lead, froggies!

kugie 09-11-2010 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 985419)
Excellent movie: Gross Pointe Blank

Eat lead, froggies!

The Muppet Movie

Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen **** that'll turn you white

markem 09-11-2010 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kugie (Post 985497)
The Muppet Movie

Nope.

TheDudeAbides 09-11-2010 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kugie (Post 985497)
The Muppet Movie

Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen **** that'll turn you white

Too easy with the quote in your signature, too. Ghostbusters!

As far as "eat lead, froggies" goes, I'm pretty sure it was rowdy Roddy Piper who said that, but I can't for the life of me remember what crappy movie it was.

"If I gotta die for a word..... I want my word to be "pointing""

markem 09-11-2010 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 985419)
Eat lead, froggies!

This one is still up.

SvilleKid 09-11-2010 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 985572)
This one is still up.

I have to say, I don't know if a quote from a "C" or "D" grade movie like "Hell Comes to Frogtown" could really be called a famous quote!! :r

Was that movie any cheesier than Roddy Piper was in "They Live"??? I'd have to say YES! If that is even possible!

OK, how about:

"What in the name of John Wayne's a$$ is going on here? "

markem 09-11-2010 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 985678)
I have to say, I don't know if a quote from a "C" or "D" grade movie like "Hell Comes to Frogtown" could really be called a famous quote!! :r

You be the judge: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_pBD-1P9c8

SvilleKid 09-11-2010 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 985683)

Ever-so cheesy, "D" grade movie! But hey, the quote was ID'd, so will move on.

"What in the name of John Wayne's a$$ is going on here? " is the quote that's up.

sevans105 09-12-2010 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 985752)
Ever-so cheesy, "D" grade movie! But hey, the quote was ID'd, so will move on.

"What in the name of John Wayne's a$$ is going on here? " is the quote that's up.

City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold

"Dog poo, dog poo, yucky yucky dog poo"

pektel 09-12-2010 04:10 PM

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drop dead fred?
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sevans105 09-12-2010 04:38 PM

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Excellent! Your turn to come up with a line!

pektel 09-12-2010 05:20 PM

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yippee ki yay motherf*cker.
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chippewastud79 09-12-2010 05:21 PM

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yippee ki yay motherf*cker.
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Any one of the Die Hard movies.

"You mean you have to use your hands?"
"Its like a baby's toy"


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