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gorob23 12-04-2010 03:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082653)
NEW:

Driving up north to Wisconsin,
I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson" :D

icehog3 12-04-2010 03:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082653)
NEW:

Driving up north to Wisconsin,
Quote:
Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1082700)
I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson" :D
It didn't star Charlie,

gorob23 12-05-2010 03:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082708)
It didn't star Charlie,
but he rode his Harley and never liked to play in the snow :r



;s Rob

icehog3 12-05-2010 03:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082653)
NEW:

Driving up north to Wisconsin,
Quote:
Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1082700)
I recalled the old show "Along Came Bronson" :D
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082708)
It didn't star Charlie,
Quote:
Originally Posted by gorob23 (Post 1083314)
but he rode his Harley,
;s Rob
edited to fit the format, Rob! :r ;s

And was awfully proud of his johnson. :D

icehog3 12-05-2010 03:58 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,

mikethegoalie32 12-06-2010 07:34 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083344)
NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,
My wife he once asked to borrow,

landhoney 12-06-2010 07:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083344)
NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1083743)
My wife he once asked to borrow,
I told Zorro, Go ahead

mikethegoalie32 12-06-2010 08:31 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1083756)
I told Zorro, Go ahead
then found out he diddled her in my bed,

gorob23 12-06-2010 09:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1083792)
then found out he diddled her in my bed,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083344)
NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,
:sl

14holestogie 12-06-2010 09:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083344)
NEW:

I once had a brother named Zorro,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1083743)
My wife he once asked to borrow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1083756)
I told Zorro, Go ahead
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1083792)
then found out he diddled her in my bed,
My brother's a dick and my wife is a whorro.

14holestogie 12-06-2010 09:38 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

A new work week has just begun

icehog3 12-06-2010 09:47 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1083849)
New:

A new work week has just begun
Makes me think about buying a gun,

Mr B 12-06-2010 10:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1083849)
New:

A new work week has just begun
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083860)
Makes me think about buying a gun,

Was diagnosed with an S.T.D.

VTDragon 12-06-2010 10:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1083849)
New:

A new work week has just begun
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083860)
Makes me think about buying a gun,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1083914)
Was diagnosed with an S.T.D.
Gads, what did my sexatary do to me

icehog3 12-06-2010 11:01 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1083849)
New:

A new work week has just begun
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083860)
Makes me think about buying a gun,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1083914)
Was diagnosed with an S.T.D.
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1083919)
Gads, what did my sexatary do to me
All I wanted was some innocent fun!

icehog3 12-06-2010 11:02 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,

markem 12-06-2010 11:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083942)
NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,
I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

Mr B 12-06-2010 11:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083942)
NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1083948)
I made a comment about Freddy Mercury

She said "dont worry he used a condom"

Gophernut 12-06-2010 12:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083942)
NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1083948)
I made a comment about Freddy Mercury
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1083962)
She said "dont worry he used a condom"
And with these words of wisdom,

landhoney 12-06-2010 12:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1083942)
NEW:

While sitting with the Queen having tea,
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1083948)
I made a comment about Freddy Mercury
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1083962)
She said "dont worry he used a condom"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1083997)
And with these words of wisdom,
I filled her 'right full of glee!

landhoney 12-06-2010 12:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I golf slighlty below par

VTDragon 12-06-2010 12:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1084020)
New:

I golf slightly below par
My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far

Mr B 12-06-2010 12:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1084020)
New:

I golf slighlty below par
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1084024)
My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far


My swing is like Happy Gilmore

mikethegoalie32 12-06-2010 01:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1084020)
New:

I golf slighlty below par
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1084024)
My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1084033)
My swing is like Happy Gilmore
It is not very often that the crowd will roar,

Gophernut 12-06-2010 02:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1084020)
New:

I golf slighlty below par
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1084024)
My eyesight is bad, I can't see too far
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1084033)
My swing is like Happy Gilmore
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1084079)
It is not very often that the crowd will roar,
Usually when they do, I am in the bar.

Gophernut 12-06-2010 02:12 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I work full time but I'm broke,

landhoney 12-06-2010 02:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1084104)
NEW:

I work full time but I'm broke,
My money all goes up in smoke

Mr B 12-06-2010 03:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1084104)
NEW:

I work full time but I'm broke,
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1084126)
My money all goes up in smoke
a robusto here, a toro there.

mikethegoalie32 12-07-2010 07:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
or my wife's goddamn hair,

landhoney 12-07-2010 08:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1084104)
NEW:

I work full time but I'm broke,
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1084126)
My money all goes up in smoke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1084205)
a robusto here, a toro there.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1084982)
or my wife's goddamn hair,
But at least they all supply me a toke!

landhoney 12-07-2010 08:15 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I know a young lass from *Alsace






*(rhymes ie. pace, race, place)

mikethegoalie32 12-07-2010 08:35 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
One cannot stomach the look of her face,

Doctorossi 12-07-2010 08:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
You can run to avoid her,

mikethegoalie32 12-07-2010 09:11 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and everyone will concur,

VTDragon 12-07-2010 09:16 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1085022)
New:

I know a young lass from *Alsace

*(rhymes ie. pace, race, place)
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1085046)
One cannot stomach the look of her face,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085056)
You can run to avoid her,
And her cheeks all covered with fur

landhoney 12-07-2010 09:18 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1085022)
New:

I know a young lass from *Alsace
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1085046)
One cannot stomach the look of her face,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085056)
You can run to avoid her,
But she's hardly a sucker

landhoney 12-07-2010 09:20 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1085088)
and everyone will concur,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1085090)
And her cheeks all covered with fur
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1085095)
But she's hardly a sucker
Whoever wants to finish it should choose their favorite, and finish this one!:r

Mr B 12-07-2010 09:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck :r


New:

We're one day away from Hump-Day

icehog3 12-07-2010 10:11 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1085118)
Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck :r


New:

We're one day away from Hump-Day
W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",

landhoney 12-07-2010 10:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1085118)
We're one day away from Hump-Day
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1085156)
W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",
She's got curves in all the right places

Doctorossi 12-07-2010 10:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and it's cheaper than betting the races.

icehog3 12-07-2010 10:26 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1085118)
Alrighty then, lets move around this train wreck :r


New:

We're one day away from Hump-Day
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1085156)
W.C. Fields said "I may just jump Mae",
Quote:
Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1085158)
She's got curves in all the right places
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1085180)
and it's cheaper than betting the races.
Now I just have to go and dump Fay!

icehog3 12-07-2010 10:27 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I got through college eating Ramen noodles,

Mr B 12-07-2010 10:36 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1085186)
NEW:

I got through college eating Ramen noodles,
and cleaning up after the neighbors poodles

icehog3 12-07-2010 10:44 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1085186)
NEW:

I got through college eating Ramen noodles,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1085194)
and cleaning up after the neighbors poodles
Eating crap and picking up sh!t,

mikethegoalie32 12-07-2010 10:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
sometimes I just want to throw a fit

Mr B 12-07-2010 11:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1085186)
NEW:

I got through college eating Ramen noodles,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1085194)
and cleaning up after the neighbors poodles
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1085207)
Eating crap and picking up sh!t,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1085219)
sometimes I just want to throw a fit
cuz in the piles, there's oodles and ooldles

Mr B 12-07-2010 11:43 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Strolling thru the park, smoking my favoirte stick.

Doctorossi 12-07-2010 11:57 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
It's attractive and long and a little bit thick.

mikethegoalie32 12-07-2010 12:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Sometimes its long, sometimes its short,


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