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RevSmoke 10-18-2010 08:31 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1027826)
New one:

The herf was getting loud

Quote:

Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1027829)
a very unruly crowd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1027846)
Good thing it was at a bar
Posted via Mobile Device

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1028025)
With a large pickle jar,

and Gurkha for he who was plowed!

RevSmoke 10-18-2010 08:32 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New one:

A robusto firmly clenched in his teeth,

Doctorossi 10-18-2010 08:35 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Santa tossed me a wrapper-leaf wreath.

GolfNut 10-18-2010 08:39 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
he said with a smile

RevSmoke 10-18-2010 08:53 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
roll your own for a while

Doctorossi 10-18-2010 08:59 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I have boxes I'm buried beneath!

Doctorossi 10-18-2010 09:00 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
The submarine captain responded

icehog3 10-19-2010 12:20 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1028086)
The submarine captain responded

"My entire crew has absconded",

RevSmoke 10-19-2010 05:35 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
My Davidoffs and Cohibas are missing,

icehog3 10-19-2010 09:46 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
My Cuban rum they're pissing,

massphatness 10-19-2010 10:23 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1028086)
The submarine captain responded

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1028255)
"My entire crew has absconded",

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1028445)
My Davidoffs and Cohibas are missing,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1028686)
My Cuban rum they're pissing,

Good thing that my stash's fully bonded.

massphatness 10-19-2010 10:24 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New One:

'Hog gagged while browsing the web

rizzle 10-19-2010 10:28 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
It wasn't the flow, but the ebb

Mr B 10-19-2010 10:30 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
the p*rn sites were weak

Doctorossi 10-19-2010 10:34 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
the banterers meek,

massphatness 10-19-2010 11:52 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1028772)
New One:

'Hog gagged while browsing the web

Quote:

Originally Posted by rizzle (Post 1028777)
It wasn't the flow, but the ebb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1028780)
the p*rn sites were weak

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1028783)
the banterers meek,

He wants a buck naked celeb.

massphatness 10-19-2010 11:53 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.

Doctorossi 10-19-2010 12:35 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
My next will be better, for sure. :r

Mr B 10-19-2010 12:49 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1028903)
My next will be better, for sure. :r



Yer killin me. 2nd line must rhyme with 1st

Mr B 10-19-2010 12:51 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1028858)
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.

It was pure verbal-masturbate


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