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icehog3 12-01-2010 02:56 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1079711)
New:

I think I might go see a movie.

The new Scooby Doo flick sounds pretty groovy,

Gophernut 12-01-2010 02:59 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1079711)
New:

I think I might go see a movie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1079719)
The new Scooby Doo flick sounds pretty groovy,

I best hit concessions cause I have the munchies,

Mr B 12-01-2010 04:26 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1079711)
New:

I think I might go see a movie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1079719)
The new Scooby Doo flick sounds pretty groovy,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1079727)
I best hit concessions cause I have the munchies,


those theater seats always give my undies, the scrunchies

gorob23 12-01-2010 09:05 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1079832)
those theater seats always give my undies, the scrunchies

but that's really ok if you know how to enjoy and make the most of the bunchies :tu

Mr B 12-02-2010 09:27 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Tomorrow is Friday, I can hardly wait.

VTDragon 12-02-2010 10:30 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1080546)
New:

Tomorrow is Friday, I can hardly wait.

Hope for the weekend it doesn't precipitate

Gophernut 12-02-2010 11:21 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1080546)
New:

Tomorrow is Friday, I can hardly wait.

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1080631)
Hope for the weekend it doesn't precipitate

The weather guy says it will,

Mr B 12-02-2010 11:35 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1080546)
New:

Tomorrow is Friday, I can hardly wait.

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1080631)
Hope for the weekend it doesn't precipitate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1080683)
The weather guy says it will,


but he's always been a Pil

Gophernut 12-02-2010 11:40 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1080546)
New:

Tomorrow is Friday, I can hardly wait.

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1080631)
Hope for the weekend it doesn't precipitate

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1080683)
The weather guy says it will,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1080700)
but he's always been a Pil

So from my plans I wont deviate.

Gophernut 12-02-2010 11:41 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

It's time for me to hit the slopes,

htown 12-02-2010 11:48 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Aspen or Vail are my hopes,

mikethegoalie32 12-02-2010 11:58 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Anywhere with snow is fine by me,

Gophernut 12-02-2010 12:50 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Hit the jumps and I feel free,

VTDragon 12-02-2010 01:03 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1080705)
NEW:

It's time for me to hit the slopes,

Quote:

Originally Posted by htown (Post 1080716)
Aspen or Vail are my hopes,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1080721)
Anywhere with snow is fine by me,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1080784)
Hit the jumps and I feel free,

So long as by a snow-bunny I get gropped

VTDragon 12-02-2010 01:04 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:

Hunting season is almost done

mikethegoalie32 12-02-2010 02:02 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
For killing animals is so much fun

Chainsaw13 12-02-2010 02:43 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1080801)
Hunting season is almost done

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1080884)
For killing animals is so much fun

Eating them is even better

icehog3 12-02-2010 04:38 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1080801)
new:

Hunting season is almost done

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1080884)
For killing animals is so much fun

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1080916)
Eating them is even better

Unless you're Eddie Vedder,

Mr B 12-02-2010 04:40 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1080801)
new:

Hunting season is almost done

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1080884)
For killing animals is so much fun

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1080916)
Eating them is even better

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1081021)
Unless you're Eddie Vedder,


who likes his veggie burger on a bun

Mr B 12-02-2010 04:45 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The Devils site, i must resist

Gophernut 12-02-2010 05:53 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1081037)
New:

The Devils site, i must resist


But still the bargains there persist,

TheTraveler 12-02-2010 06:34 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1081037)
The Devils site, i must resist

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1081082)
But still the bargains there persist,

Hide the bill from the wife

icehog3 12-02-2010 06:37 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1081037)
New:

The Devils site, i must resist

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1081082)
But still the bargains there persist,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1081119)
Hide the bill from the wife

And hide the butcher knife,

TheTraveler 12-02-2010 06:41 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1081037)
The Devils site, i must resist

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1081082)
But still the bargains there persist,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1081119)
Hide the bill from the wife

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1081120)
And hide the butcher knife,

Or your story on "Snapped" will exist.

TheTraveler 12-02-2010 06:42 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I once had a Pitt-Bull named Dooly

icehog3 12-02-2010 06:47 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1081128)
NEW:

I once had a Pitt-Bull named Dooly

Who often bathed in Patchouli,

Gophernut 12-02-2010 07:58 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1081128)
NEW:

I once had a Pitt-Bull named Dooly

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1081137)
Who often bathed in Patchouli,

I had to look up that word,

icehog3 12-03-2010 01:22 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1081128)
NEW:

I once had a Pitt-Bull named Dooly

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1081137)
Who often bathed in Patchouli,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1081229)
I had to look up that word,

It's worn by hippies, I've heard,

Gophernut 12-03-2010 07:48 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1081128)
NEW:

I once had a Pitt-Bull named Dooly

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1081137)
Who often bathed in Patchouli,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1081229)
I had to look up that word,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1081411)
It's worn by hippies, I've heard,

Now he just sits there real coolly.

Gophernut 12-03-2010 07:49 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Sitting at work by myself,

Doctorossi 12-03-2010 08:19 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
where sausages rest on the shelf.

mikethegoalie32 12-03-2010 08:25 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1081604)
where sausages rest on the shelf.

waiting for the weekend to start,

icehog3 12-03-2010 10:45 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1081551)
NEW:

Sitting at work by myself,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1081604)
where sausages rest on the shelf.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1081610)
waiting for the weekend to start,

Trying hard not to shart,

Mr B 12-03-2010 10:57 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1081551)
NEW:

Sitting at work by myself,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1081604)
where sausages rest on the shelf.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1081610)
waiting for the weekend to start,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1081752)
Trying hard not to shart,

wow, I just saw a Christmas Elf

Mr B 12-03-2010 10:59 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:


Stogie Bombs will drop from the air...

icehog3 12-03-2010 11:04 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1081773)
New:


Stogie Bombs will drop from the air...

Filled with syringes and cat hair,

mikethegoalie32 12-03-2010 12:04 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1081784)
Filled with syringes and cat hair,

Better hurry and light one up,

landhoney 12-03-2010 12:35 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1081773)
New:

Stogie Bombs will drop from the air...

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1081784)
Filled with syringes and cat hair,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1081862)
Better hurry and light one up,

Then go fill up 'yer cup

Doctorossi 12-03-2010 01:21 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Cohibos, for those with a pair!

Doctorossi 12-03-2010 01:22 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.

mikethegoalie32 12-03-2010 03:07 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1081913)
New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.

cheap cigars may be a trap

landhoney 12-03-2010 03:16 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1081913)
New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1081979)
cheap cigars may be a trap

They make look smooth and nice

Mr B 12-03-2010 03:34 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1081913)
New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1081979)
cheap cigars may be a trap

Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1081983)
They make look smooth and nice


but taste of Pickling Spice

icehog3 12-03-2010 04:44 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1081913)
New:

Life is too short to smoke crap.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikethegoalie32 (Post 1081979)
cheap cigars may be a trap

Quote:

Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 1081983)
They make look smooth and nice

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1081988)
but taste of Pickling Spice

and might give you a case of the Clap!

icehog3 12-03-2010 04:44 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

A smoke is a reward after chores,

Mr B 12-03-2010 05:14 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
even when your mouth's filled with sores

icehog3 12-04-2010 12:13 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082045)
NEW:

A smoke is a reward after chores,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1082065)
even when your mouth's filled with sores

Add in chronic halitosis,

Gophernut 12-04-2010 09:19 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082045)
NEW:

A smoke is a reward after chores,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1082065)
even when your mouth's filled with sores

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082276)
Add in chronic halitosis,

Sleeping alone is your prognosis,

icehog3 12-04-2010 02:42 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082045)
NEW:

A smoke is a reward after chores,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1082065)
even when your mouth's filled with sores

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1082276)
Add in chronic halitosis,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1082426)
Sleeping alone is your prognosis,

Unless of course you consort with whores.

icehog3 12-04-2010 02:42 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Driving up north to Wisconsin,


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