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AdamJoshua 11-10-2014 06:20 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1997523)
Robin Hood: Men in Tights

1. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar.
2: Ha, ha, ha. I wouldn't know. I don't have any.
1: No children?
2: No elephant books.

Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two B's?
Fletch: One B. B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.

Fletch

Quote:

With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one.

SvilleKid 11-10-2014 11:28 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 1997962)
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two B's?
Fletch: One B. B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.

Fletch

"With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one. "

This is the current quote to be guessed.

Porch Dweller 11-11-2014 05:43 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1997997)
"With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one. "

Highlander


"This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, 'Danny you're a young man, don't do it!'"

kugie 11-11-2014 08:52 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 1998016)
Highlander


"This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, 'Danny you're a young man, don't do it!'"

Saving Private Ryan

~new one~

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

IBQTEE1 11-11-2014 04:56 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1998052)
Saving Private Ryan

~new one~

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

Dirty Dancing!!


1. Don't throw me down Clark!
2. I'll try not to Aunt Bethany

Porch Dweller 11-15-2014 11:02 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by IBQTEE1 (Post 1998145)
Dirty Dancing!!


1. Don't throw me down Clark!
2. I'll try not to Aunt Bethany

Christmas Vacation

Man 1: You straightened my brother out?
Man 2: He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table! What's the matter with you?

AdamJoshua 11-15-2014 03:49 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
The God Father.


Quote:

Officer: [Officer looks back towards a cracking sound, and watches as the large mast falls down. He looks toward the *ship name* admiringly] Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?

AdamJoshua 11-18-2014 04:29 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 1999124)
The God Father.

Naval Officer: Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?



*bump* really?

Porch Dweller 11-22-2014 02:25 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 1999883)
Naval Officer: Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?



*bump* really?

Pirates of the Carribean at World's End

"A riot is an ugly thing...and, I think, that it is just about time we had one."

AdamJoshua 11-22-2014 08:03 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2000882)
Pirates of the Carribean at World's End

"A riot is an ugly thing...and, I think, that it is just about time we had one."

Young Frankenstein


Quote:

"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

Porch Dweller 11-22-2014 08:32 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2000941)
Young Frankenstein

"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper?"

Fargo

"Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary."

AdamJoshua 11-26-2014 09:35 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
The Big Lebowski

Quote:

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

icehog3 11-27-2014 12:08 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Planes, Trains and Automobiles....the perfect Thanksgiving choice. :tu

"Put ze candle back!!"

Chainsaw13 11-28-2014 08:23 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Young Frankenstein (pronounced Fron-Ken-shteen) :D

"Is it too early for flapjacks?"

Porch Dweller 11-28-2014 08:57 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 2002006)
Young Frankenstein (pronounced Fron-Ken-shteen) :D

"Is it too early for flapjacks?"

Groundhog Day

"Get it straight buster: I'm not here to say please, I'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess you'd better f***ing do it and do it quick. I'm here to help; if my help's not appreciated then lotsa luck, gentlemen."

icehog3 11-28-2014 01:13 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Pulp Fiction....Winston Wolff. :)

"Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?"

AdamJoshua 11-28-2014 01:18 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Scrooged


" Tell me Colonel.How do you propose that I join up with Indio? Maybe bring him a bunch of roses. "

AdamJoshua 12-02-2014 09:55 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Oh oh I know this one! For a Few Dollars More!


Quote:

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

mhailey 12-02-2014 10:26 PM

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Christmas Vacation

"No no no no, you see it's a gun fight. We both have guns. We aim, we fire, you die."

mhailey 12-03-2014 09:12 PM

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another, Same Movie:

"All I hear from you, you spineless cowards, is how poor you are; how you can't afford my taxes. Yet somehow, you managed to find the money to hire a gunfighter to kill me. If ya got so much money, I'm just gonna have to take some more. Because clearly some of you haven't got the message! This is my town! I run everything! If you live to see the dawn, it's because I allow it! I decide who lives and who dies!"

AdamJoshua 12-03-2014 09:15 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
going to guess. Magnificent Seven .. I think that's correct.

mhailey 12-03-2014 09:26 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2003132)
going to guess. Magnificent Seven .. I think that's correct.

Sorry, but no. Think much newer. Right genra though.

Think Sharon Stone

Porch Dweller 12-04-2014 05:33 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mhailey (Post 2003133)
Sorry, but no. Think much newer. Right genra though.

Think Sharon Stone

The Quick and the Dead


"Whoever killed my partner is still out there. I...if I could work cases like a real detective, I could prove it. But I'm not smart enough. I'm just the guy they bring in to scare the other guy s**tless."

dijit 12-04-2014 05:46 AM

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I didnt think anyone would use LA Confidential quotes!

A naked man with a gun? Do you really expect anyone to believe that?

AdamJoshua 12-11-2014 08:32 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
So another one? :r LA Confidential

Quote:

First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling sissies leaked this to the press. That's just what we need now: some sensational story in the papers making these boys out to be superheroes, triumphing over evil. Let me squash the rumors now. These two are not heroes. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and they just happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these two. All we know is what we found out from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we got two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been "serial-crushed by some huge friggin' guy".

Porch Dweller 12-11-2014 07:58 PM

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Boondock Saints


"Hey a$$hole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. You're no f**kin' cop!"

Porch Dweller 12-18-2014 06:39 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2005013)
Boondock Saints


"Hey a$$hole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. You're no f**kin' cop!"

It's been a week; that was from "The Departed".

Can we get a seasonal theme going? I'll try and start it:
"Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

icehog3 12-18-2014 08:39 AM

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It's a Wonderful Life.

"God Bless Us, Everyone!"

Gabe215 12-18-2014 09:52 AM

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A Christmas Carol

It was..... Soap poisoning

AdamJoshua 12-18-2014 12:23 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Christmas Story ... and poor Ralphy never got his sight back :(

Quote:

I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.

icehog3 12-18-2014 01:25 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
A Charlie Brown Christmas

"Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?"

AdamJoshua 12-18-2014 03:23 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2006490)
A Charlie Brown Christmas

"Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?"

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2002071)
Pulp Fiction....Winston Wolff. :)

"Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?"



Is this a test or something? :gary

icehog3 12-18-2014 08:44 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2006518)
Is this a test or something? :gary

Yes. Yes it is. You have failed miserably. Please send me a chalupa.

AdamJoshua 12-18-2014 11:20 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2006578)
Yes. Yes it is. You have failed miserably. Please send me a chalupa.

Why would you want one of those nervous little Mexican dogs?

icehog3 12-19-2014 09:11 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2006605)
Why would you want one of those nervous little Mexican dogs?

Because he might have a stash of chalupas. ;)

AdamJoshua 12-19-2014 07:34 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2006490)
A Charlie Brown Christmas

"Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?"

Scrooged or Screwed as Tom seems to be in ze head. :r


New quote:

Quote:

I don't want one position, I want all positions!

Porch Dweller 12-20-2014 06:30 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
The Fifth Element


"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."

Bluetick 12-20-2014 07:09 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2006894)
The Fifth Element


"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."

the ref

"Hmm. Well, from now on, I'm the town root junkie."

AdamJoshua 12-21-2014 09:33 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluetick (Post 2006899)
the ref

"Hmm. Well, from now on, I'm the town root junkie."

Rustlers' Rhapsody

Quote:

You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

icehog3 12-21-2014 10:04 AM

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Blues Brothers, Carrie Fisher! :lr


"She's 30 yards away, you're single now. Why don't you give that six months. You don't think that'll change? I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?
There's my wife. See that? Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, "Look at the baby."

dijit 12-21-2014 10:13 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2007138)
Blues Brothers, Carrie Fisher! :lr


"She's 30 yards away, you're single now. Why don't you give that six months. You don't think that'll change? I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?
There's my wife. See that? Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, "Look at the baby."

Old School

Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.

AdamJoshua 12-21-2014 10:18 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dijit (Post 2007141)
Old School

Aw, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance.

Animal House (still like the "I'm only 15" line :r )

Quote:

Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Porch Dweller 12-29-2014 08:30 AM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Fletch


"No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead."

icehog3 12-29-2014 10:01 AM

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Casino

"A man's got to know his limitations..."

Havanaaddict 12-29-2014 11:42 AM

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Clark: I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun.

Havanaaddict 12-29-2014 11:57 AM

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You mean, let me understand this, 'cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

Porch Dweller 12-29-2014 01:32 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Havanaaddict, you might want to refresh yourself on the rules of the game.

Current quote is: "A man's got to know his limitations..."

mhailey 12-29-2014 02:10 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Is it Dirty Harry

icehog3 12-29-2014 03:27 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2008755)
Havanaaddict, you might want to refresh yourself on the rules of the game.

Current quote is: "A man's got to know his limitations..."

Matt, after correctly identfying a quote, you post your own in the same post.

That being said, your guess was incorrect.

Current quote is still : "A man's got to know his limitations..."

Chainsaw13 12-29-2014 04:13 PM

Re: Famous Movie Quotes - Guess A Movie/Quote It Forward
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2008755)
Current quote is: "A man's got to know his limitations..."

Quote:

Originally Posted by mhailey (Post 2008758)
Is it Dirty Harry

Close, Magnum Force.

"So what would you little maniacs like to do first?"


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