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BloodSpite 11-25-2010 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1073460)
NEW:

Pass the potatos and stuffing,
Don't forget the cornbread and muffins
Posted via Mobile Device

TheTraveler 11-25-2010 08:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1073460)
Pass the potatos and stuffing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1073688)
Don't forget the cornbread and muffins
Posted via Mobile Device
Pig and pie will I eat,

icehog3 11-26-2010 12:59 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1073460)
NEW:

Pass the potatos and stuffing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1073688)
Don't forget the cornbread and muffins
Posted via Mobile Device
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1073764)
Pig and pie will I eat,
Oh that hog's such a treat,

TheTraveler 11-26-2010 06:33 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1073460)
Pass the potatos and stuffing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1073688)
Don't forget the cornbread and muffins
Posted via Mobile Device
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1073764)
Pig and pie will I eat,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1073859)
Oh that hog's such a treat,
I could eat three full plates like it's nothin'! :dr

TheTraveler 11-26-2010 06:34 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

My belt has now grown much too snug

icehog3 11-26-2010 10:22 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1073934)
NEW:

My belt has now grown much too snug
Oh why, all that beer, did I chug?,

Brutus2600 11-26-2010 10:23 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
So I'll cut a new notch,

kelmac07 11-26-2010 10:30 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And pour another scotch,

TheTraveler 11-27-2010 09:14 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1073934)
My belt has now grown much too snug
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1074095)
Oh why, all that beer, did I chug?,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1074098)
So I'll cut a new notch,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1074106)
And pour another scotch,
And bid the in-laws adieu with a hug. (finally !!! :r )

TheTraveler 11-27-2010 09:16 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

There once was a man who chunked pumpkins

kelmac07 11-27-2010 09:33 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1074864)
There once was a man who chunked pumpkins
He always threw them at munchkins,

icehog3 11-27-2010 10:30 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1074864)
NEW:

There once was a man who chunked pumpkins
Quote:
Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1074876)
He always threw them at munchkins,
He would hit them danged midgets,

14holestogie 11-27-2010 12:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1074864)
NEW:

There once was a man who chunked pumpkins
Quote:
Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1074876)
He always threw them at munchkins,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1074912)
He would hit them danged midgets,
Then flash dual single digits

icehog3 11-27-2010 01:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1074864)
NEW:

There once was a man who chunked pumpkins
Quote:
Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1074876)
He always threw them at munchkins,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1074912)
He would hit them danged midgets,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1074964)
Then flash dual single digits
And finish them off with a blumpkin. :r :pu

icehog3 11-27-2010 01:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,

kelmac07 11-27-2010 01:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075005)
NEW:

Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,
Line up 'cause they'll be plenty of haters

icehog3 11-27-2010 02:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075005)
NEW:

Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1075036)
Line up 'cause they'll be plenty of haters
And we know Seminoles,

TheTraveler 11-28-2010 09:15 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075005)
Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1075036)
Line up 'cause they'll be plenty of haters
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075044)
And we know Seminoles,
Are very kind souls

icehog3 11-28-2010 10:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075005)
NEW:

Today pits the Seminoles and Gators,
Quote:
Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1075036)
Line up 'cause they'll be plenty of haters
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075044)
And we know Seminoles,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1075645)
Are very kind souls
And chronic masturbators.

icehog3 11-28-2010 10:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I love an unexpected twist,

VTDragon 11-29-2010 01:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075683)
NEW:

I love an unexpected twist,
Not just a lemon in my Sierra Mist

TheTraveler 11-29-2010 09:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075683)
I love an unexpected twist,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1076955)
Not just a lemon in my Sierra Mist
When genuinely surprised

Gophernut 11-30-2010 08:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075683)
NEW:

I love an unexpected twist,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1076955)
Not just a lemon in my Sierra Mist
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1077519)
When genuinely surprised
By the plan I devised,

VTDragon 11-30-2010 02:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1075683)
NEW:

I love an unexpected twist,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1076955)
Not just a lemon in my Sierra Mist
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1077519)
When genuinely surprised
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1077875)
By the plan I devised,
It's like getting lucky when just expecting to be kissed

VTDragon 11-30-2010 02:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

There once was a footballer named Vick

icehog3 11-30-2010 03:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1078239)
New:

There once was a footballer named Vick
Many opined that he was quite a prick,

Gophernut 11-30-2010 03:47 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1078239)
New:

There once was a footballer named Vick
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1078369)
Many opined that he was quite a prick,
Some say that it's okay,

icehog3 11-30-2010 04:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1078239)
New:

There once was a footballer named Vick
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1078369)
Many opined that he was quite a prick,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1078372)
Some say that it's okay,
It was only "doggie play",

Gophernut 11-30-2010 06:17 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1078239)
New:

There once was a footballer named Vick
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1078369)
Many opined that he was quite a prick,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1078372)
Some say that it's okay,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1078404)
It was only "doggie play",
But even for the NFL that's sick.

Gophernut 11-30-2010 06:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I walk up the stairs and worry,

TheTraveler 11-30-2010 06:30 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1078581)
New:

I walk up the stairs and worry,
I won't make the can without hurry.

icehog3 11-30-2010 07:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1078581)
New:

I walk up the stairs and worry,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1078596)
I won't make the can without hurry.
I hope that's a fart,

Gophernut 12-01-2010 09:15 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1078581)
New:

I walk up the stairs and worry,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1078596)
I won't make the can without hurry.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1078657)
I hope that's a fart,
That my sphincter does it's part,

Doctorossi 12-01-2010 09:20 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
or, at least, that it doesn't look furry. ;s

Doctorossi 12-01-2010 09:21 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I really could use a good whisky.

VTDragon 12-01-2010 09:25 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1079307)
New:

I really could use a good whisky.
As my main squeeze is feeling quite frisky

Mr B 12-01-2010 10:02 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1079307)
New:

I really could use a good whisky.
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1079314)
As my main squeeze is feeling quite frisky


1 shot will lead to 4

Gophernut 12-01-2010 10:07 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1079307)
New:

I really could use a good whisky.
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1079314)
As my main squeeze is feeling quite frisky
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1079360)
1 shot will lead to 4
It probably wont work anymore,

Mr B 12-01-2010 10:28 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1079307)
New:

I really could use a good whisky.
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1079314)
As my main squeeze is feeling quite frisky
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1079360)
1 shot will lead to 4
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1079365)
It probably wont work anymore,


and showing her might prove quite risky.

Mr B 12-01-2010 10:39 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New

The year is almost over

Doctorossi 12-01-2010 12:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And I've forgotten to pet Rover!

VTDragon 12-01-2010 01:13 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1079407)
New

The year is almost over
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1079522)
And I've forgotten to pet Rover!
You know that's my name for my privates

Mr B 12-01-2010 01:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1079407)
New

The year is almost over
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1079522)
And I've forgotten to pet Rover!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1079596)
You know that's my name for my privates

and it can fit through a tennis-shoe eyelette

VTDragon 12-01-2010 02:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1079407)
New

The year is almost over
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1079522)
And I've forgotten to pet Rover!
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1079596)
You know that's my name for my privates
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1079625)
and it can fit through a tennis-shoe eyelette
Alas, too bad for my long suffering lover

VTDragon 12-01-2010 02:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

One of the PC's just got a virus

Brutus2600 12-01-2010 02:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
So it randomly plays Miley Cyrus

icehog3 12-01-2010 02:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1079676)
New:

One of the PC's just got a virus
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1079679)
So it randomly plays Miley Cyrus
Now my ears, they just bleed,

Brutus2600 12-01-2010 02:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1079676)
New:

One of the PC's just got a virus
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1079679)
So it randomly plays Miley Cyrus
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1079683)
Now my ears, they just bleed,
I'd rather listen to Creed...

Doctorossi 12-01-2010 02:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
So this Luddite went back to papyrus.

Doctorossi 12-01-2010 02:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I think I might go see a movie.


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