Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum

Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/index.php)
-   General Discussion (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=48)
-   -   What cliche drives you crazy? (http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=9240)

Hudaddy 02-02-2009 09:45 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Being in sales, you hear cliches constantly. Sales guys pretty can have entire conversations consisting totally from cliches.

The best example was on the Office, when the intern turned boss (turned grunt) gave the following speech:

“Yeah i created a website...

Look, at the end of the day, apples to apples, flying at 30 thousand feet, this is a paper company.

And I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest.

Convergence... viral marketing... we're going gorilla... We're taking it to the street, while keeping an eye on the street, Wall Street.

I don't want to reinvent the wheel here, in other words… it is what it is.

- Buying paper just became fun.”

macpappy 02-03-2009 04:39 AM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
"Back in the day." Why don't they just say "long, long ago and far, far, away." Both are equally stupid.

"National Champions" Why? They didn't play every college football team in the nation?

icehog3 02-03-2009 08:31 AM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by macpappy (Post 211700)
"National Champions" Why? They didn't play every college football team in the nation?

World Series Champions don't play every baseball team in the World. ;)

MajorCaptSilly 02-03-2009 08:36 AM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

MCS

bigliver 02-03-2009 05:31 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 211166)
Well? Are you?


;)

I guess if the shoe fits...

Siebec 02-03-2009 05:35 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
"I'll sleep when I'm dead".

brigey57 02-03-2009 05:41 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
I through a piece of paper in the waste can, or at least try and some putz will say "a lazy man works twice!" No dim wit, I leave the paper on the floor and a cleaning person comes in and picks it up for me. Plus they are employed by the company so I create a job for them too. So there jerkweed!!!:pn

theycallmedan'lboone 02-03-2009 06:27 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
The phrase often uttered by surley young boys, often in response to a suggestion that they do something different. cut their hair, get a job, not disrespect their parents/teachers etc.

"I'm a grown ass man"

no, you're really not. You're 17. You're vaguely more than a boy, with that little patch of hair on your chin/upperlip, and a problem with authority. You've never done anything productive in your life, and think that everyone around you is against you. If I suggest you get a hair cut and shave the bloody mustach, you'd be surprised how far it'd get you.... sorry rant off.

FEAR 02-03-2009 08:22 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
The one that tops my list.

"It all come out in the wash.":fl


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 02:13 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.