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theycallmedan'lboone 10-21-2008 08:20 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
roger roger coming up.

update on my sending off : haha oh well.
after telling the clown exactly how incredibly intelligent he was and HANDING HIM my copy of the FIFA 07-08 Laws I figure I'd do better than just a 2nd caution.

# Date Team Player Offense ban
3 10/19/08 Wolde Robert Pittman 2nd Caution 1 Game

fantasy update inbound... aldukes are we missing anybody here from elsewhere?

Don Fernando 10-21-2008 08:23 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone (Post 22748)
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3 TIMES IN ONE MATCH!?! hell fire, I can't manage to even get straight red for telling the official how extremely intelligent he is and ripping his velcro'd badge off and taking it with me.. I just got 2 yellows for it.

:D this made me laugh out loud

theycallmedan'lboone 10-21-2008 08:38 AM

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Points and places:
1 fantasy1 Dan'lboone 284
2 CS Scousers P NOON 243
3 Jdbwolverines Jdbwolverines 239
4 Heritage St. Lou Stu 229
5 SOS FC yayson 217
6 aldukes aldukes 197
7 Buckeye's Bashers reggiebuckeye 196
8 Lakeland Wednesday T. Tripoli 187
9 Trudy Tours TTOURS 169
10 Leeds Ga. Aracos 161

EPL UPDATE:
L'pool:
Stevie G says 'pool must start to dictate matches from start to finish rather than relying on Herculean combacks, Torres at best, extremely doubtful for Saturdays Clash w/ Chelsea. Good news, Dirk kuyt is on fire.
Chelsea:
After the 'our-reserve-team-scored-5-goals-against-boro-outing' Chelsea certainly look to have the firepower needed to be on top when it matters. First Top of the table clash coming Saturday Liverpool @ Stamford bridge.
ManU: Rooney Started to score.. maybe he should keep the haircut.
Arsenal: *INJURY UPDATE* Kolo Toure out for at least a month, Arsene Wengers squad seem to lack "grit" the ability to win ugly.
***** Other news warrented**********************
Zaki is the real deal
Official hit with 50 P peice... ( I do not condone such violent action )
Newcastle and Tottenham are getting relegated.

funnymantrip 10-21-2008 09:30 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Newcastle and Spurs..... No...

theycallmedan'lboone 10-21-2008 12:20 PM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Newcastle.. maybe not.. but have you seen Spurs play? wow.

aldukes 10-21-2008 04:35 PM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
is klinsmann coming back to spurs?

funnymantrip 10-22-2008 07:02 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
That would piss me off if Klinesman went to Spurs. I was so happy when the "rumor" went out that he would take over the National Team. I think he would have been a great fit... Though last year when the 'special one left' I did advocate US soccer sending him a check and letting him fill in the amount.

theycallmedan'lboone 10-22-2008 07:09 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by funnymantrip (Post 26956)
That would piss me off if Klinesman went to Spurs. I was so happy when the "rumor" went out that he would take over the National Team. I think he would have been a great fit... Though last year when the 'special one left' I did advocate US soccer sending him a check and letting him fill in the amount.

as did I. as much as I hate him

I'm bloody livid now, as I won't be able to watch Liverpool v Atletico because it's on ESPN DEPORTES!!!!!!!:fl:fl:fl

theycallmedan'lboone 10-22-2008 09:18 AM

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*******Injury update**********************

Martin Petrov out for at least 4 months. Take him off your squad.

funnymantrip 10-22-2008 10:05 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone (Post 26967)
as did I. as much as I hate him

I'm bloody livid now, as I won't be able to watch Liverpool v Atletico because it's on ESPN DEPORTES!!!!!!!:fl:fl:fl

I've got to get my head back in the game. I was home all day yesterday and completely forgot about United/Celtic. I am ashamed of myself.

pnoon 10-22-2008 10:10 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by funnymantrip (Post 27347)
I am ashamed of myself.

You should be. You're a ManU fan. ;)

funnymantrip 10-22-2008 10:14 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 27355)
You should be. You're a ManU fan. ;)

Touche...

theycallmedan'lboone 10-22-2008 02:19 PM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
1-1 in the 80th. Keane and SImao

theycallmedan'lboone 10-22-2008 02:39 PM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
pool and A. Madrid go 1-1.

Jdbwolverines 10-22-2008 07:57 PM

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Was you're Liverpool-Atlético Madrid actually on Deportes? I had it on here (time-warner in Milwaukee) I had it on Espn 2. It was even in HD.
All in all I was fairly disappointed in both sides. Pretty choppy game, neither team really got into any rhythm. Reffing was pretty, although consistently bad. I think this played apart in the lack of flow. Was disappointed that Kuyt and Keane didn't get to start together. I think if they would have, Liverpool would have put it away in the first half. If Torres would have been playing,it wouldn't have even been close.

theycallmedan'lboone 10-23-2008 08:07 AM

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yeah down here it was only on Deportes, not happy.

funnymantrip 10-24-2008 06:53 AM

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Beckham to AC Milian? I thought it was just going to be the 'training' like he did last year but now they are talking it will be a permanent move. Why do people need an old, old. old midfielder whose prime is so past I don't even have those FIFA games anymore.

theycallmedan'lboone 10-24-2008 08:24 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Becks still has some talent left... (not that he had an outrageous amount to being with) but certainly his experience is what makes him valuable.

Jason 10-24-2008 09:51 AM

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he puts butts in seats and shirts over the counter

and he's not past his prime I don't think, he's as useful as he ever was. Take that whichever way you please :)

theycallmedan'lboone 10-24-2008 10:05 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
ROFL

Don Fernando 10-25-2008 09:43 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 27355)
You should be. You're a ManU fan. ;)

I really should ding your rep for this Peter! There's only one team I like more then ManU and that is Ajax Amsterdam.

Don Fernando 10-25-2008 09:44 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone (Post 32306)
Becks still has some talent left... (not that he had an outrageous amount to being with) but certainly his experience is what makes him valuable.

It's the mercandise he sells and the media coverage he will get for the club that makes him valuable.

theycallmedan'lboone 10-26-2008 08:32 AM

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Liverpool up 1-0 at half! Come ON you REDS!

pnoon 10-26-2008 09:42 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone (Post 35587)
Liverpool up 1-0 at half! Come ON you REDS!

Take that, Chelsea.

Liverpool records a 1-0 win with a goal by Xabi Alonso - who just happens to be on my fantasy team. :)

theycallmedan'lboone 10-26-2008 11:17 AM

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*sigh* no fantasy point from Xabi for me.... but THE REDS ARE COMING UP THE HILL!

funnymantrip 10-27-2008 07:17 AM

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I was pulling for Lpool (and for some reason guys became attractive). :) Great win. This is shaping up to be a fantastic year. I am amazed with Hull. 1/4 of the way through and with each game getting more and more safe.

theycallmedan'lboone 10-27-2008 07:23 AM

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Hull has certainly been fantastic. If they finish in the top half of the league thats pretty dogon impressive. If they keep at the pace they are, they'll finish ahead of all the teams that said they'd break into it this season... Man City, Aston Villa...

Don Fernando 10-27-2008 07:30 AM

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an impressive start doesn't guarentee anything. Reading just missed qualifing for the uefa cup in their first PL season. they relegated in their 2nd season.

theycallmedan'lboone 10-27-2008 08:44 AM

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True... and Liverpool were on top of the League last year before Christmas...

Don Fernando 10-27-2008 08:59 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
and in the end United will be champions again :)

theycallmedan'lboone 10-27-2008 11:28 AM

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don, lay off the crack.:D

theycallmedan'lboone 10-27-2008 12:11 PM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Fantasy Update:
The Liverpool fans obviously have the top 3 wrapped up pretty tightly.... :ss


Position Team Name Manager Score
1 fantasy1 Dan'lboone 322
2 Jdbwolverines Jdbwolverines 279
3 CS Scousers P NOON 274
4 Heritage St. Lou Stu 254
5 SOS FC yayson 242
6 Buckeye's Bashers reggiebuckeye 231
7 Lakeland Wednesday T. Tripoli 220
8 aldukes aldukes 214
9 Trudy Tours TTOURS 182
10 Leeds Ga. Aracos 175

aldukes 10-27-2008 01:17 PM

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What happened to my team? I was movin on up.

theycallmedan'lboone 10-27-2008 01:46 PM

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what are you talking about? If we ended the season now, you wouldn't be relegated!:r

aldukes 10-27-2008 02:38 PM

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Is it too late to sign Freddie Ljungberg?

Jdbwolverines 10-27-2008 06:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by aldukes (Post 37801)
Is it too late to sign Freddie Ljungberg?

Do you get points for underwear ads?

Also, good fantasy week for me. Finally moved back into the second spot.

pnoon 10-27-2008 07:35 PM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdbwolverines (Post 38223)
Do you get points for underwear ads?

Also, good fantasy week for me. Finally moved back into the second spot.

:tg

theycallmedan'lboone 10-28-2008 06:31 AM

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I'm just waiting for somebody to creep up on me... but then I've only got 12 transfers left...

theycallmedan'lboone 10-28-2008 09:50 AM

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So... I play in the Huntsville Adult Soccer League http://hasl.org/ in the first division for the team WOLDE, We are currently in 3rd from the bottom (read that as 1 game away from relegation or not) we have currently 12 points. The team below us, in the relegation spot, has 11 points. They will play the last place team, we will play the first place team. We've already beaten the first place team, 1-0. How exciting! Last year, we were a single point away from promotion... this year... fighting relegation... hilarious. By my math, and the 3 points for a win 1 for a draw, 0 for a loss: If the team we are fighting relegation against wins, and we win, it no matter. If the opposition wins and we don't win, we lose. As long as they don't win, we win. This is so complicated! They are a good team, who should be on top, we are a mid level team who should be mid-level. On a note that affects everyone: The National Weather Service is forecasting a 40 degree kick-off.... (that's a bit chilly down here in 'bama) I guess I'll post Wednesday night the results... honestly It'd be really funny if we got relegated, because the talent level on the team is just awe-inspiring, minus me of course, I just hit people.

Jdbwolverines 10-28-2008 04:18 PM

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What if you loose and they draw, wouldn't that put you tied at 12 pts? Would you then be relegated because of the goal differential? Then it wouldn't be "As long as they don't win, we win". But anyways, your fate is your hands so just win and don't worry about it.

It also snowed here yesterday so you have no sympathy from me with your "chilly" kickoff.

theycallmedan'lboone 10-28-2008 04:37 PM

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You damn yankees and your SNOW! you know me Joe, 45 degrees and I look like the kid from A Christmas Story.... http://kimandjason.com/blog/wp-conte...y_snowsuit.jpg

theycallmedan'lboone 10-30-2008 07:24 AM

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well we managed to avoid relegation. We won 2-1. I got my rear handed to me all night as one of their strikers was a bad man. I had two solid tackles, one saved a shot on goal, and one just kept my pride from getting hurt as I got burned. The shot on goal tackle was the most exciting, and earned me 4 duct tape butterflies as my medic fiance informed me that it needed stitches... I passed... and got the other guy kicked out. They play a long ball to (my) right of the field and then switch it through sending my man on, he was faster than me so he just went around, but when he slowed to shoot about 18 yards out, I saw my chance. coming from my right to left, I tackled in and hit the ball out to my teammate who was coming pounding in, right before this guy shot, when he put his foot down to try to go get the ball back, he stepped on my lower right thigh... hamstring area and just ripped my leg up. of course I've got to leave the field, and I point out to the official that is sending me to get the blood off, that normal dull cleats don't cut like that, you might want to check his boots. he does, the dude had filed the edges down til they were sharp and thin. If he had gone and changed boots it wouldn't have been a problem, but he saw fit ( the opposition was mexican they talk more than the bloody italians) to argue about it, and promptly cussed out the official... red... they picked up one more red card with about 10 minutes to go. So we held possession and passed until I would screw it up and just blast it down the field instead of giving it up. I had one really good opportunity to score and managed to screw it up as well. We had a free kick from about 40 yards, and I went up to had some height to the front line. Shot right at the keeper who drops it right on my foot... and I hit the post. I think if I was forced to reach for it I'd have scored... oh well. I'm way out of shape and it really showed tonight. SO my goal for the next season ( spring ) is to be in full 90 minute shape. WE shall see how that works out... but I need to get in shape bad because I sucked it up last night.

besides Liverpool won, who cares..

theycallmedan'lboone 10-30-2008 11:32 AM

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**********Points update************************
It would appear that young JDB is inching ever closer I guess I need to pick up my game...

1 fantasy1 Dan'lboone 371
2 Jdbwolverines Jdbwolverines 328
3 CS Scousers P NOON 314
4 SOS FC yayson 289
5 Heritage St. Lou Stu 289
6 Lakeland Wednesday T. Tripoli 282
7 aldukes aldukes 250
8 Buckeye's Bashers reggiebuckeye 249
9 Leeds Ga. Aracos 216
10 Trudy Tours TTOURS 205

**********INJURY UPDATE********************
Chelsea 5 R Carvalho Thigh Muscle Strain 22nd Nov 08
M Ballack Calf Muscle Strain 9th Nov 08
J Cole Ankle/Foot Injury 1st Nov 08 very doubtful
D Drogba Knee Injury 9th Nov 08
M Essien ACL Knee Injury Mar 09
Manchester City 5 M Petrov Knee Injury Feb 09
M Johnson Groin Strain no return date
V Bojinov Calf/Shin Injury Feb 09
D Vassell Knee Injury 2nd Nov 08
B Mwaruwari Thigh Muscle Strain 2nd Nov 08
Newcastle United 5 N Butt Ankle/Foot Injury 3rd Nov 08
M Owen Groin Strain 3rd Nov 08
A Smith Achilles Tendinopathy 20th Dec 08
W Ngo Baheng ACL Knee Injury Jan 09
M Viduka Achilles Tendinopathy no return date
West Ham United 5 M Noble Calf Muscle Strain 23rd Nov 08
D Ashton Os Trigonum Syndrome Jan 09
D Gabbidon Groin/Pelvis Injury 8th Dec 08
J Spector Hip/Thigh Injury 23rd Nov 08
K Dyer Broken Leg Jan 09
Blackburn Rovers 4 S Reid Knee Injury Jun 09
V Grella Hamstring Injury no return date
R Santa Cruz Hamstring Injury 1st Nov 08
D Dunn Calf/Shin Injury 20th Dec 08
Middlesbrough 4 Mido Hamstring Injury 1st Nov 08
J Hoyte Groin Strain 1st Nov 08
R Huth Ankle/Foot Injury 1st Nov 08
R Williams LCL Knee Ligament Injury Jan 09
Portsmouth 3 G Little Hamstring Injury no return date
G Johnson Groin/Pelvis Injury 1st Nov 08
D Nugent Gilmores Groin 8th Nov 08
West Bromwich Albion 3 D Kim Knee Injury 21st Dec 08
A Meite Calf Muscle Strain 1st Nov 08
N Clement Knee Injury no return date
Arsenal 2 E Da Silva Broken Leg 22nd Nov 08
T Rosicky Hamstring Injury Jan 09
Fulham 2 Andranik Knee Injury Jan 09
D Kamara Knee Injury Jan 09
Liverpool 2 F Torres Hamstring Injury 8th Nov 08
M Skrtel PCL Tear 21st Dec 08
Manchester United 2 O Hargreaves Patellofemoral Pain Syndrome 1st Nov 08
P Scholes MCL Knee Ligament Injury 20th Dec 08
Stoke City 2 A Davies Knee Injury 29th Nov 08
L Lawrence Sprained Ankle 8th Nov 08
Sunderland 2 C Gordon Sprained Ankle 1st Nov 08
D Ward Back Injury no return date
Aston Villa 1 W Bouma Ankle/Foot Injury Jan 09
Everton 1 L Jacobsen Dislocated Shoulder 22nd Dec 08
Hull City 1 C Fagan Broken Leg 13th Dec 08
Tottenham Hotspur 1 Gilberto MCL Knee Ligament Injury 1st Nov 08
Wigan Athletic 1 E Edman ACL Knee Injury 1st Nov 08

funnymantrip 10-30-2008 01:57 PM

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I got tossed last night on a long ball I was attacking, I was quite a bit faster than the defender and on the run to the ball he smartly got in my way.. While trying to jocky through his attempt at slowing me down the guy pulled a Ronaldo, Flailed to the ground as I broke contact and was going to be unopposed to the ball. Like I shot him in the head, where my contact to him was arm and maybe a bit of chest. Whistle blows and they claimed I struck him in the face. I was warned a little bit earlier for being a bit 'mouthy' in requesting a free kick as I was being tossed around like a rag doll.

theycallmedan'lboone 10-30-2008 02:19 PM

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I mentioned that to the official last night, the whole I'm getting shot by a sniper .50 BMG, he was very quick to tell the dirty mexicans to get the hell up. It was honestly kinda funny.

Jdbwolverines 10-31-2008 01:57 PM

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The last couple of match days have been good to me in fantasy (and Liverpool). Also, good thing you didn't get relegated because I don't think I could be friends with anymore.

aldukes 10-31-2008 01:59 PM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
youre all a bunch of dirty players.

funnymantrip 11-01-2008 07:22 AM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by aldukes (Post 44947)
youre all a bunch of dirty players.


Maybe, but I'm not diver. So I got that going for me, which is nice

theycallmedan'lboone 11-01-2008 05:05 PM

Re: The Official Soccer/Football/Futbol/Calcio thr
 
I'm not dirty, I showered earlier... and I don't dive.. hangs head because liverpool lost... :(

Don Fernando 11-01-2008 07:44 PM

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GO SPURS!!!

Ajax won the tough away game against FC Twente today and are now in 2nd position, equal points to AZ but a lesser goal difference.


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