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T.G 07-15-2013 07:09 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1861455)
Hey, Andy.

You been sniffin' the turpentine again?
Nah, contact high from the burnt powder while shooting clays.

BHalbrooks 07-15-2013 07:10 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
...Tom, what kinda crap are you looking for on YouTube, to find that lol

T.G 07-15-2013 07:21 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1861127)
The movie rights to "Guy on a Buffalo"
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1861461)
Immediately buy the rights to this movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E

That's a second.

Can we get a vote? All in favor say "Aye". All opposed say "Ban me"

Blueface 07-15-2013 07:37 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
My entire left leg is pissed all over.
Damn you guys!!!

T.G 07-15-2013 07:39 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Hey Chief, how about some philanthropy and a new pair of pants for Carlos?

replicant_argent 07-15-2013 07:47 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1861454)
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Holy sh!t, you know Randolph Mantooth? Of

EMERGENCY!



fame?
We are not worthy.

KMG 365

ysr_racer 07-15-2013 07:52 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1861454)
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Coincidently I already have most of that crap.

shark 07-15-2013 09:14 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
An office with orange and white stripes?

An all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel?

a disco room with your own disco dancers?

A big backyard with Grecian statues?

markem 07-15-2013 09:30 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Some ideas here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qFYmsuC01c

T.G 07-15-2013 09:37 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ysr_racer (Post 1861483)
Coincidently I already have most of that crap.
Then, what do you want out of life?

BHalbrooks 07-15-2013 09:51 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1861477)
Hey Chief, how about some philanthropy and a new pair of pants for Carlos?
:lr

cmitch 07-15-2013 09:58 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
I say you should open up a whorehouse and run it by hand.

BHalbrooks 07-15-2013 10:26 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cmitch (Post 1861551)
I say you should open up a whorehouse and run it by backhand.
Fixed for ya :sl

cjhalbrooks 07-15-2013 10:35 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Why not still put that money in to your house as improvements? Like a swimming pool or new appliances or maybe just maybe a two story deck that the 1st floor will be for entertaining your "friends" and the 2nd level is for your true friends. With a wrap around bar, 97in HDTV, 100000 count igloodor and of course some como lazy boys. Just a thought.

Blueface 07-16-2013 04:31 AM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1861477)
Hey Chief, how about some philanthropy and a new pair of pants for Carlos?
:wo

32" waist, 30 inseam, Lucky Brand jeans would be nice.
At the risk of sounding too greedy, since it appears there is lots of freed up funds, would really appreciate a Robert Graham shirt to go along with the jeans.
Not the cheaper $200 ones please. I prefer one of the latest $500 ones.

I sense a PM coming for my addy.:noon

Boz 07-16-2013 03:22 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1861461)
Immediately buy the rights to this movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E
:lr I've laughed at those videos so many times. I had to find out where the scenes came from http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0198346/?ref_=sr_1

Tristan 07-17-2013 06:16 AM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Maybe purchase a Samsung Apex?

jjirons69 07-18-2013 03:25 PM
Re: I paid off my house, now what?
 
Detroit just got cheaper. Think about it....


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