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bobarian 02-29-2012 04:43 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576122)
like Dallol, Ethiopia:confused:
This is what happens when you Google without reading the entire article. Dallol no longer exists, but from 1960-66 it holds the record for highest mean temperature over an extended period.

icehog3 02-29-2012 04:46 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 1576397)
This is what happens when you Google without reading the entire article. Dallol no longer exists, but from 1960-66 it holds the record for highest mean temperature over an extended period.
Learn to Google, Man. :mad:

LasciviousXXX 02-29-2012 05:53 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
This thread has given me diabetes......

Jbailey 02-29-2012 06:38 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
This thread is causing me to drink heavily.

G G 02-29-2012 06:41 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
83 here in florida today.

smitty81 02-29-2012 06:50 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by G G (Post 1576575)
83 here in florida today.
Bastard. snow here

G G 02-29-2012 06:52 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576587)
Bastard. snow here
Well if it's any consolation it is "unseasonably warm" here. It's usually only in the 60s or 70s this time of year.:r

Ogre 02-29-2012 06:59 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by G G (Post 1576591)
Well if it's any consolation it is "unseasonably warm" here. It's usually only in the 60s or 70s this time of year.:r
Don't forget the clear blue skies and low humidity!!!!

Ashcan Bill 02-29-2012 07:02 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Now I'm second guessing myself. Instead of meat loaf, maybe I should have whipped up some roast smitty tonight? :confused:

smitty81 02-29-2012 07:04 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 1576609)
Now I'm second guessing myself. Instead of meat loaf, maybe I should have whipped up some roast smitty tonight? :confused:
Its pretty much the best i know i guess

maninblack 02-29-2012 07:06 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I'm lost. Is your roast as good as the Charlie sheen roast? I love me some cocaine on top of mine.

Ogre 02-29-2012 07:06 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 1576609)
Now I'm second guessing myself. Instead of meat loaf, maybe I should have whipped up some roast smitty tonight? :confused:
Yea, but if you don't get a good cut it's kinda fatty!!!!:gary

oooo35980 02-29-2012 07:06 PM
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It's pretty cold here too, at night on the beach the wind chill can get down to like 70.

Ogre 02-29-2012 07:09 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1576617)
It's pretty cold here too, at night on the beach the wind chill can get down to like 70.
Damn, and you without a parka!! How do you manage????

maninblack 02-29-2012 07:13 PM
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When it hits thirty here I break out my speedo.

oooo35980 02-29-2012 07:14 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576620)
Damn, and you without a parka!! How do you manage????
I wear a parka.

smitty81 02-29-2012 07:17 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576616)
Yea, but if you don't get a good cut it's kinda fatty!!!!:gary
Did you just make a fat joke?

Ogre 02-29-2012 07:20 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576630)
Did you just make a fat joke?
Why, you weight challenged???? Cause it looks like I did!!!

Ogre 02-29-2012 07:24 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1576627)
When it hits thirty here I break out my speedo.
And you wonder why nobody visits you!!!!:su

smitty81 02-29-2012 07:33 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576633)
Why, you weight challenged???? Cause it looks like I did!!!
Na......not yet anyhow

maninblack 02-29-2012 07:53 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576641)
And you wonder why nobody visits you!!!!:su
You've seen me in my hot tub. Dead sexy!

cort 02-29-2012 07:57 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Has anyone ever squeezed the hand rails so hard while pooping that your fingernails fell off?

Ogre 02-29-2012 07:57 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1576702)
You've seen me in my hot tub. Dead sexy!
You got that dead part right!!! It is funny that every pic you post of the hot tube, your alone.

maninblack 02-29-2012 08:08 PM
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That's cause my wife can hold her breath.

Ogre 02-29-2012 08:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1576738)
That's cause my wife can hold her breath.
With you in it, I don't think there is room for her!!!!:sl

Remo 02-29-2012 08:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1576738)
That's cause my wife can hold her breath.
That was funny :lr

maninblack 02-29-2012 08:22 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576745)
With you in it, I don't think there is room for her!!!!:sl
True. I'm a bigger man. Lots of lovin to go around.

ChicagoWhiteSox 02-29-2012 08:24 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by cort (Post 1576711)
Has anyone ever squeezed the hand rails so hard while pooping that your fingernails fell off?
How did this comment get passed up for almost an hour?:r

Ogre 02-29-2012 08:26 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1576766)
How did this comment get passed up for almost an hour?:r
Because it come from Gary.

G G 02-29-2012 08:28 PM
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Boo Gary.

Remo 02-29-2012 08:28 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576768)
Because it come from Gary.
This! :r

ChicagoWhiteSox 02-29-2012 08:30 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576768)
Because it come from Gary.
Or maybe it's true for some people:D

Ogre 02-29-2012 08:31 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1576772)
Or maybe it's true for some people:D
Yea, like Gary.

Remo 02-29-2012 08:32 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1576772)
Or maybe it's true for some people:D
I've sat there so long my feet have fallen asleep :r

Ogre 02-29-2012 08:34 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1576775)
I've sat there so long my feet have fallen asleep :r
TMI!!! keep it to yourself.

T.G 02-29-2012 08:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1576775)
I've sat there so long my feet have fallen asleep :r

That must have left one hell of a ring on your ass.

Remo 02-29-2012 08:35 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576777)
TMI!!! keep it to yourself.
Like you never have :sl

Remo 02-29-2012 08:36 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1576778)
That must have left one hell of a ring on your ass.
Always Adam, I stay until I am empty :tu

GolfNut 02-29-2012 08:59 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
There once was a fart deep within,
who thought that to stay was a sin,
So he tunneled about,
till he found his way out,
as I silently sat with a grin :D

smitty81 02-29-2012 09:03 PM
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This thread is epic

GolfNut 02-29-2012 09:05 PM
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There once was a man from Juno,
He said, 'Sex, this i do know,
Women are fine,
sheep are divine,
but armadillos are numero uno.

:D

pnoon 02-29-2012 09:08 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576816)
This thread is epic
Opinions vary greatly.
:2

emopunker2004 02-29-2012 09:08 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1576821)
Opinions vary greatly.
:2
:gary

jluck 02-29-2012 09:09 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
who farted?

smitty81 02-29-2012 09:10 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by emopunker2004 (Post 1576822)
:gary
:tpd:

chippewastud79 02-29-2012 09:17 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576816)
This thread is epic
No

pnoon 02-29-2012 09:18 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by emopunker2004 (Post 1576822)
:gary
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576824)
:tpd:
http://www.mindcontroll.com/imagearc...mages/1233.jpg

Bageland2000 02-29-2012 09:22 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576816)
This thread is epic
someone's threadsterbating

GolfNut 02-29-2012 09:24 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bageland2000 (Post 1576835)
someone's threadsterbating
^^We need an emoticon for this!^^ :ss

jluck 02-29-2012 09:25 PM
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Smitty81....The first to achieve more threads started than posts.:gary


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