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jledou 11-13-2008 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 66060)
Miller Chill


I tried this at the airport in Houston before it went nation wide ... I think I threw up on the first taste.

beamish 11-13-2008 12:40 PM

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anything anheiser busch makes gives me the **its wxcept michelob

landhoney 11-13-2008 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Scimmia (Post 67276)
Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Only beer I wasn't able to finish.

:tpd: I refuse to drink ANY Sam Adams beer because of this atrocity. To call this a Lambic is ridiculous. Also, Lambics must come from a certain region of Belgium(like Champagne). I don't think there is another American brewery with gall to call their beer Lambic. Have some respect Sam Adams. :fl Yes, I'm overreacting and I like it.

markem 11-13-2008 12:53 PM

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Hands down - Fiji Gold

read the reviews, I'd consider them optimistic
http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/353/12385

Scottw 11-13-2008 12:58 PM

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Miller Chill, Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic, Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager (it'll f@%k you up but is tough going down).

Spect 11-13-2008 01:32 PM

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Corona. Can't believe I was the first one to say this...
:pu

Scimmia 11-13-2008 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 67358)
:tpd: I refuse to drink ANY Sam Adams beer because of this atrocity. To call this a Lambic is ridiculous. Also, Lambics must come from a certain region of Belgium(like Champagne). I don't think there is another American brewery with gall to call their beer Lambic. Have some respect Sam Adams. :fl Yes, I'm overreacting and I like it.

Good point, this isn't even a true Lambic style, let alone an actual Lambic. It's beyond ridiculous.

CrazyKayaker 11-13-2008 01:50 PM

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Schlitz is the worse...unless you enjoy the flavor of stale fart, or own a "speed boat" similar to the one pictured below.

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/l...motor-raft.jpg

Don Fernando 11-13-2008 02:00 PM

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Oranjeboom!

Stick 11-13-2008 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Stick (Post 66638)
Almost anything that comes in green or clear glass, especially if it's imported, as it will almost always be skunked. Why do you think you have to put a lime in your Corona - helps to cover the skunkyness.

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Originally Posted by Spect (Post 67408)
Corona. Can't believe I was the first one to say this...
:pu

And you shouldn't believe it either. :D

doctorcue 11-13-2008 03:04 PM

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Brahma beer from Brazil. I had that this weekend and felt crappy afterwards. I'd take just about any malt liquor over that sh*t again.

macpappy 11-13-2008 03:13 PM

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Does anyone else remember Falstaff? My dad used to drink that crap and it almost convinced me not to drink beer when I was in high school.

Heliofire 11-13-2008 03:17 PM

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I can't remember the name of it but I had a smoked beer once and that thing is hands down the worst beer I have ever had. The first sip your like "wow i can't believe that it really tastes smokey" and then on the next sip you realize that you are drinking a beer that tastes like liquid smoke.:pu

nozero 11-13-2008 03:23 PM

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I've always disliked any non-alcoholic beer. WTF - for those who love to urinate, but don't want that annoying buzz?

acarr 11-13-2008 03:24 PM

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Mickey's Big Mouth. I haven't seen that around in a while but it is bad. Who wants to drink beer out of a pickle jar anyways.

newcigarz 11-13-2008 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by landhoney (Post 67358)
:tpd: I refuse to drink ANY Sam Adams beer because of this atrocity. To call this a Lambic is ridiculous. Also, Lambics must come from a certain region of Belgium(like Champagne). I don't think there is another American brewery with gall to call their beer Lambic. Have some respect Sam Adams. :fl Yes, I'm overreacting and I like it.

The only one I will drink is the Ommegang Three Philosophers. It has a genuine Belgian Cherry-Lambic added.

silentjon 11-13-2008 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Scimmia (Post 67276)
Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Only beer I wasn't able to finish.

Agreed - the only Sam Adams I don't like. This one sucks.

acarr 11-13-2008 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by csbrewfisher (Post 67294)
I simply must add another to the list. I had this beer while living in Sandiego, but I think you can find it just about anywhere. There are really no words to describe just how bad this product from Tecate Mexico is.

http://www.chilibeer.com/hot%20pad%20beer%20300.jpg

This stuff was actually made in Cave Creek, Arizona at the Satisfied Frog. I think they stopped brewing everything because the owner didn't pay the rent and the property owner took over the place. They have renamed it something like Silver Saddle. There was one beer that they had that was quite good and it was called Black Mountain Pale Ale. Alas, it can't be had anymore:(

icehog3 11-13-2008 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by KidRock (Post 66246)
Bud Light or anything made by Bud :pu

Bingo. :2

bobarian 11-13-2008 04:42 PM

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Olde English 800. :pu

kwoody 11-13-2008 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by csbrewfisher (Post 66022)
It's almost impossible to single one out when there are so many wretched American, ahem, *beers*, and their foreign copycats. But, I'll vote for Keystone *Light*, a stroke of redundant moronism in branding. I mean, any swill that markets itself as so bland that it won't give you "bitter beer face" has GOT to make you want to spit it out, and fast. :tg

http://66.235.120.64/ts?t=2018720980...d=23168&ppid=0

The truth is, almost every lite beer would qualify.

I think Milwaukee aka the beast is a million times worse than keystone light.
ugh

Bruzee 11-13-2008 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TXRebel (Post 67074)
The worst beer that I have every tried was Flat Tire.

:pu
http://www.newbelgium.com/images/beer_label_ft.png



Thats my favorite.... I guess it just goes to show you, different strokes for different folks... :D

tnip23 11-13-2008 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Scimmia (Post 67276)
Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic. Only beer I wasn't able to finish.

I kept seeing this beer show up on bad lists, so I bought a SA winter mix case to see for myself. Sorry, but this beer is true to style, tart and flavorful. I like it myself, not my favorite by a long shot, but it is a good lambic. To place this beer on a list that includes the horrible tasting american light lager rice and corn beers like Bud and Coor's light is not fair. Tastes are obviously subjective, but if you have not had other lambics and label this one bad, perhaps you need to try some and then decide if it's the style and not the beer you don't like. Beer snob, out.:al

:eevis 11-13-2008 05:19 PM

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http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pics40/bigbearoldlabel.jpg

Spect 11-13-2008 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Stick (Post 67449)
And you shouldn't believe it either. :D

I am corrected! :ss

Beer Doctor 11-13-2008 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Heliofire (Post 67549)
I can't remember the name of it but I had a smoked beer once and that thing is hands down the worst beer I have ever had. The first sip your like "wow i can't believe that it really tastes smokey" and then on the next sip you realize that you are drinking a beer that tastes like liquid smoke.:pu

:tpd:

I was at a beer fest and tried a smoked beer and it was stomach turning. Terrible:pu

Cigary 11-13-2008 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKayaker (Post 67427)
Schlitz is the worse...unless you enjoy the flavor of stale fart, or own a "speed boat" similar to the one pictured below.

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/l...motor-raft.jpg

ROFLMAO,,,I swear that is my neighbor up the street,,,,lololol

Scimmia 11-13-2008 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tnip23 (Post 67717)
I kept seeing this beer show up on bad lists, so I bought a SA winter mix case to see for myself. Sorry, but this beer is true to style, tart and flavorful. I like it myself, not my favorite by a long shot, but it is a good lambic. To place this beer on a list that includes the horrible tasting american light lager rice and corn beers like Bud and Coor's light is not fair. Tastes are obviously subjective, but if you have not had other lambics and label this one bad, perhaps you need to try some and then decide if it's the style and not the beer you don't like. Beer snob, out.:al

True to style? All of the tartness came from the cranberry, it had NONE of the sourness if should have from the brett. It is far to sweet for a real lambic, and is obviously not spontaniously fermented, which is kind of the defining characteristic of a lambic.

As far as it not belonging in a thread with "horrible tasting american light lager rice and corn beers like Bud and Coor's light", those are also just another style of beer, and actually defining examples of that style. Take your own advice and "decide if it's the style and not the beer you don't like."

Fumes 11-13-2008 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by csbrewfisher (Post 67294)
I simply must add another to the list. I had this beer while living in Sandiego, but I think you can find it just about anywhere. There are really no words to describe just how bad this product from Tecate Mexico is.

My parents had a six pack of this horrid stuff in their closet for a couple years because no one would drink it and my dad is so cheap he wouldn't throw it out.
This stuff could cure alcoholism. Truly nasty.

doctorcue 11-13-2008 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by :eevis (Post 67721)

I bet that causes a wicked hangover but I'd do it on a $20 bet. Ok, $5 is more likely.

Ace$nyper 11-13-2008 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 67672)
Olde English 800. :pu

don't hate the 8 ball :fl jk

For when my friends and I have 40 parties I'm normally with OE or Bud Ice. If you have to drink Malt Liquor thats the "best"

This stuff is truly awful. http://www.baseballforum.com/attachm...-beer-can-.jpg

webjunkie 11-13-2008 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Bruzee (Post 67694)
Thats my favorite.... I guess it just goes to show you, different strokes for different folks... :D

I have to say that I'm not much of a fan of fat tire either, but their sunshine wheat, that's one of my favorites.

Tazziedevil 11-14-2008 12:27 AM

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Anything Australian.

Boag's, Cascade, Toohey's, XXXX.

Take your pick. Yechh!

tnip23 11-14-2008 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Scimmia (Post 67758)
True to style? All of the tartness came from the cranberry, it had NONE of the sourness if should have from the brett. It is far to sweet for a real lambic, and is obviously not spontaniously fermented, which is kind of the defining characteristic of a lambic.

As far as it not belonging in a thread with "horrible tasting american light lager rice and corn beers like Bud and Coor's light", those are also just another style of beer, and actually defining examples of that style. Take your own advice and "decide if it's the style and not the beer you don't like."


Agree on the the process being shortcutted on the SA, they probably don't have open air fermenters in buildings filled with centuries of wild yeast strains to produce a true belgian lambic, but I just don't think that it has that bad a taste. I'll disagree with you on the sweetness though, Lindeman's Framboise is as sweet or sweeter than the SA cranberry.

On your other point, light lager is a style. Adding adjuncts such as corn and rice instead of using all barley is just a bastardization to save money. I can drink an all barley light lager or ale and say it's a good beer, can't do that with a bud.

LordOfWu 11-14-2008 11:54 AM

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I don't remember the name of it, but I bought a 'beers of the world' pack with 10 different beers in it. Some were good, some were just unique...but one actually tasted like salami!!! I kid you not, it tasted like drinking a friggin' salami!! I took two drinks, poured it out...it was disgusting! I don't dislike salami, but in a beer! It was a beer from India...there was another beer from India that was a perfectly normal tasting ale, I've never tasted anything like it.

barbourjay 11-14-2008 12:21 PM

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steele reserve is horrid. i do find a lot of the answers in this thread funny.

Scimmia 11-14-2008 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by tnip23 (Post 68771)
Agree on the the process being shortcutted on the SA, they probably don't have open air fermenters in buildings filled with centuries of wild yeast strains to produce a true belgian lambic, but I just don't think that it has that bad a taste. I'll disagree with you on the sweetness though, Lindeman's Framboise is as sweet or sweeter than the SA cranberry.

On your other point, light lager is a style. Adding adjuncts such as corn and rice instead of using all barley is just a bastardization to save money. I can drink an all barley light lager or ale and say it's a good beer, can't do that with a bud.

As far as the Lindeman's, it's a fruit beer based on a lambic, which is fine for what it is. You may argue that the SA would be the same thing, but there is not lambic base there to begin with. Lambics are supposed to be a sour beer, not just have the tartness of a fruit.

For the light lager style, as I said, Bud and Coors light are defining examples of the style; BJCP Style Guide section 1A. Sure, corn and rice aren't Reinheitsgebot sanctioned, but then, neither is fruit.

tobii3 11-14-2008 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Scimmia (Post 68918)
Sure, corn and rice aren't Reinheitsgebot sanctioned...

I'm not sure if I am supposed to ask.....or say Gesundheit???

Stick 11-14-2008 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 68928)
I'm not sure if I am supposed to ask.....or say Gesundheit???

The Reinheitsgebot sometimes called the "German Beer Purity Law" or the "Bavarian Purity Law" in English, is a regulation concerning the production of beer in Germany. In the original text, the only ingredients that could be used in the production of beer were water, barley, and hops.

papichulo 11-14-2008 06:22 PM

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Anything not from Belgium. I just spent the last two weeks in Belgium and the are two things in Belgium that lead the world: Chocolate and beer. I have only been back for a couple days and already the many nights of drinking over there.

VirtualSmitty 11-15-2008 10:51 AM

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Anything Bud
Anything Miller
Corona
Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic (worst beer ever!)
Landshark
PBR
Rolling Rock

acruce 11-15-2008 11:39 AM

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Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer.

:eevis 11-15-2008 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty (Post 70044)
Anything Bud
Anything Miller
Corona
Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic (worst beer ever!)
Landshark
PBR
Rolling Rock

I totally forgot about this abomination of a beer :pu

icehog3 11-15-2008 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty (Post 70044)
Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic (worst beer ever!)

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Originally Posted by :eevis (Post 70500)
I totally forgot about this abomination of a beer :pu


You're better off forgetting! :r

punch54 11-15-2008 05:43 PM

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bud light

DMK 11-15-2008 06:12 PM

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Generally anything brewed my the giants sucks.
Locally here in Canada, Labatt's, Molson's etc all blow chunks.
The smaller craft brewers are the way to go.
The only thing close to a large brewer I'll drink is Alexander Keith's IPA.

pearson 11-16-2008 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by csbrewfisher (Post 67294)
I simply must add another to the list. I had this beer while living in Sandiego, but I think you can find it just about anywhere. There are really no words to describe just how bad this product from Tecate Mexico is.

I forgot all about this one. yeah it was pretty bad to.


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