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icehog3 10-17-2010 07:05 PM

Re: What Do You Tell Them?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1026749)
I have used this one once or twice.
"Madam, I smoke these wretched things because typically they perform the noble duty of keeping harpies such as yourself at a greater distance."

I am usually nowhere near as eloquent.

You said "harpies". :r

Volcodom 10-17-2010 11:17 PM

Re: What Do You Tell Them?
 
To my family it's some argument about how alcohol does more damage than some narcotics, and that on the current list even cigarettes rank lower so my all natural stick of delicious tobacco is way better than that glass of wine.

As for other peoples it usually goes "No this isn't the leading cause of a quicker death, that title goes to breathing" this followed by a nice big puff.-(P

Nathan King 10-18-2010 07:58 AM

Re: What Do You Tell Them?
 
Everything good in moderation.

Hey, replicant_argent,

The thought of this squawking at you while smoking a cigar brought me laughs:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...0px-Harpij.jpg

icehog3 10-18-2010 09:54 AM

Re: What Do You Tell Them?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan King (Post 1027107)
Everything good in moderation.

Hey, replicant_argent,

The thought of this squawking at you while smoking a cigar brought me laughs:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...0px-Harpij.jpg

Pete would just sic Buzzy on that Harpie!!

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...g3/buzzy-1.gif


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