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SmokeyJoe 09-26-2010 06:51 PM

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I headed off to the kitchen...

SmokeyJoe 09-26-2010 07:33 PM

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For a little snack I was itchin'...

SmokeyJoe 09-26-2010 11:37 PM

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(wow... didn't mean to kill the thread ;s )

Looked for a treat

SmokeyJoe 09-26-2010 11:38 PM

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Found nothin' to eat

SmokeyJoe 09-26-2010 11:40 PM

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So I went back to bed just-a-*****in'!

SmokeyJoe 09-26-2010 11:41 PM

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(I'll try something a little simpler...)

There once was a little old lady...

icehog3 09-26-2010 11:52 PM

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Who swooned for a young man from Haiti...

Doctorossi 09-27-2010 07:29 AM

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She left the DR,

14holestogie 09-27-2010 07:34 AM

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But didn't get far

14holestogie 09-27-2010 09:13 AM

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Her boat sank and she's now shark bait-y

14holestogie 09-27-2010 09:16 AM

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I pondered once for quite some time

Mr B 09-27-2010 09:50 AM

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In a thread where I needed to rhyme.

Doctorossi 09-27-2010 10:01 AM

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The years passed me by,

icehog3 09-27-2010 02:26 PM

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So I started to cry,

Mr B 09-27-2010 02:41 PM

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then I lit up a tasty Sublime.

Mr B 09-27-2010 02:43 PM

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New one.

Off in the distance, a cloud of smoke.

icehog3 09-27-2010 02:46 PM

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Reminded me of my boss, who's a stroke,

SmokeyJoe 09-27-2010 06:36 PM

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The guy's a real jerk

BluesGuy 09-27-2010 06:45 PM

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With one to many quirks

SmokeyJoe 09-27-2010 07:26 PM

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The dude's "wheel" is missing a few spokes! :D

SmokeyJoe 09-27-2010 07:28 PM

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I started my day quite chipper...

GolfNut 09-27-2010 11:58 PM

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my clothes made me look even hipper

GolfNut 09-28-2010 12:05 AM

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I strut into work...

GolfNut 09-28-2010 12:06 AM

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they say "look at that jerk"

GolfNut 09-28-2010 12:07 AM

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seems I didn't change out of my slippers! :(

GolfNut 09-28-2010 12:08 AM

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While laying awake in bed...

icehog3 09-28-2010 02:14 PM

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I had a randy thought in my head,

Doctorossi 09-28-2010 04:46 PM

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My wife said, "Forget it."

Mr B 09-28-2010 05:10 PM

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when I asked "can I hit it"

icehog3 09-28-2010 11:40 PM

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And she replied, "Try and you're dead".

icehog3 09-28-2010 11:40 PM

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Packing my gear for the rink,

Doctorossi 09-29-2010 06:17 AM

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is a chore, 'cause my helmet is pink.

14holestogie 09-29-2010 07:44 AM

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all the other guys snicker...

icehog3 09-29-2010 08:14 AM

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But my fists are much quicker,

SmokeyJoe 09-29-2010 08:40 AM

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And I fight even better than I drink! :D

SmokeyJoe 09-29-2010 08:42 AM

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There once was an Officer Brown...

Wolfgang 09-29-2010 09:12 AM

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Pulled me over dressed as a clown.....

VTDragon 09-29-2010 09:26 AM

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Unless he let me see ...

icehog3 09-29-2010 12:29 PM

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His little wee-wee,

Gophernut 09-29-2010 12:35 PM

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I would surely be taken downtown.

New one:\

As I sit here sick of my job,

Lear31MX 09-29-2010 12:43 PM

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thinking my boss is a knob

icehog3 09-29-2010 12:43 PM

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I logged into Google,

Mr B 09-29-2010 01:09 PM

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and found cigars make me "not frugal"

SmokeyJoe 09-29-2010 01:12 PM

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and lamenting, "what bank could I rob?" :D

SmokeyJoe 09-29-2010 01:13 PM

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New one:

The Asylum is the best forum...

Mr B 09-29-2010 01:16 PM

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loaded with knowledge and decorum

icehog3 09-29-2010 01:16 PM

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The ToE is quite loony,

Mr B 09-29-2010 01:19 PM

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the padded cells are roomy

icehog3 09-29-2010 01:21 PM

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And when you ask for a beer, they just pour 'em.

icehog3 09-29-2010 01:22 PM

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My cigar was burning quite hot,


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