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I headed off to the kitchen...
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For a little snack I was itchin'...
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(wow... didn't mean to kill the thread ;s )
Looked for a treat |
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Found nothin' to eat
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So I went back to bed just-a-*****in'!
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(I'll try something a little simpler...)
There once was a little old lady... |
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Who swooned for a young man from Haiti...
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She left the DR,
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But didn't get far
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Her boat sank and she's now shark bait-y
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I pondered once for quite some time
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In a thread where I needed to rhyme.
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The years passed me by,
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So I started to cry,
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then I lit up a tasty Sublime.
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New one.
Off in the distance, a cloud of smoke. |
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Reminded me of my boss, who's a stroke,
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The guy's a real jerk
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With one to many quirks
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The dude's "wheel" is missing a few spokes! :D
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I started my day quite chipper...
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my clothes made me look even hipper
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I strut into work...
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they say "look at that jerk"
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seems I didn't change out of my slippers! :(
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While laying awake in bed...
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I had a randy thought in my head,
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My wife said, "Forget it."
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when I asked "can I hit it"
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And she replied, "Try and you're dead".
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Packing my gear for the rink,
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is a chore, 'cause my helmet is pink.
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all the other guys snicker...
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But my fists are much quicker,
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And I fight even better than I drink! :D
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There once was an Officer Brown...
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Pulled me over dressed as a clown.....
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Unless he let me see ...
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His little wee-wee,
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I would surely be taken downtown.
New one:\ As I sit here sick of my job, |
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thinking my boss is a knob
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I logged into Google,
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and found cigars make me "not frugal"
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and lamenting, "what bank could I rob?" :D
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New one:
The Asylum is the best forum... |
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loaded with knowledge and decorum
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The ToE is quite loony,
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the padded cells are roomy
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And when you ask for a beer, they just pour 'em.
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My cigar was burning quite hot,
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