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was promptly put in a blender by Tom and forced to drink himself. Although certainly a macabre scene, it seemed to stimulate Jessica, who reached for Klugs' .....

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... car keys. She wanted to go for a "fast ride" in his muscle machine. Only problem was ...

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...the car keys were not really car keys. They were a secret experiment at Klugs's research laboratory. When she grabbed them, she activated a field that transported them instantly to...

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....Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where the 118th Annual Bratfest was in full swing. Klugs turned to Jessica to offer her a bite of his brat, when he suddenly realized that...

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he had spilled his sauerkraut all down the front of his shirtless chest. Jessica smiled and started to lick it off Dave's chest ... but just then ...

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Tom awoke. Yes, season 9 of Not Dallas was a dream sequence. Tom was covered in, uh, sweat from the vivid dream. But he vowed ...

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to make his dream a reality. Or at least reality TV. So he called the Screen Actors Guild to cast the series. To play Klugs, Tom recruited actor...

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Rupaul. Tom had a wicked sense of humor.

To play puppetmaster Gerry, Tom was equally insistent on ...

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Jim Henson ... but there was that small problem .....

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But Frank Oz was available and they even look alike.

So the cast was taking shape but the screenplay needed work. Tom took out his old manual typewriter and wrote these words:

"It was a dark and storm night."

and followed them up with ...

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"....and the Gurkhas were flying like the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz". Which was ironic, because Mark showed up on the set, and he....

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Was covered in lipstick smears. Jessica Alba's shade.

But Tom's attention was diverted by Gerry, who was busy off in a dark corner ...

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... with Rosie O'Donnell. Again.

When Gerry was discovered by Tom, he said...

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....trying to figure out how to cover Mark in his lipstick smears.

As the cameras rolled with the opening scene, Gerry blurted out....

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De plane, Boss! De plane!

ruining yet another expensive take. But Tom couldn't stay mad at Gerry because Tom knew that Gerry secretly ...

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...was planning to marry Tom's dog, Ganz. Tom could not think of a better son-in-law.....well, except for...

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For the fact that Gamz is a boy dog. That was illegal in Illinois, but Tom, being liberal, didn't mind. In fact, he was looking forward to ...

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Smoking some cigars and playing a little poker with Gamz.

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So, since they just changed the law in Iowa and Gerry & Gamz can get married there, Tom, Gamz, Gerry, Mark, Rosie and Elvis hopped into Tom's paddy wagon and they hit the road for the quad cities.

They were only on the road for an hour when it happened .....

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...they crashed into Brett Michael's "Rock of Love" tour bus, and the girls came spilling out. A buxom blond strutted up to Gerry and said....

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I thought you were the flashlight in Tom's pocket and that he wasn't glad to see me. I can see different now...

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...and must ask you to divorce Ganz immediately, as you and I need to...

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Howl at the moon and hump Tom's leg.

The End

This has been a Seriously Disturbed Production

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I had no clue that there could or would be an ending, but I think I will actually try to take it upon myself to syncretize the story. Does anyone mind if I take a little bit of poetic license with it which would allow it to flow a bit better? I won't change any of the main content but I might elaborate on it a little bit more if that's ok. I imagine I'll undertake this soon if that's alright.

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Good luck with that LOL.

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I wish I would have found this sooner as I would have loved to contributed.

Any plans on doing another? :)

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It'll be good practice. :)
I'll probably lose hope 15 minutes in, but we'll see.