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Nick 01-30-2009 12:52 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
"Because I said so"


AAAHHHHHHHHHHH......RAAAAAAARRRRRR.

Kreth 01-30-2009 01:17 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
"For all intensive purposes..." :bh
"I can't speak to that..." (I always think, "OK, so STFU") :r

ucla695 01-30-2009 01:22 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Killjoy (Post 204479)
"Well it's a dry heat"

My buddy in Phoenix usually replies by saying something like "so is an oven."

tobii3 01-30-2009 01:34 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
""Cigar Aficionado rated this a 91"

:D

BigAl_SC 01-30-2009 01:38 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Two that bug me....

Worked in a grocery store 'If it was a snake it would have bit me' . Hope it was a poisonous one, open your #$#$#$ eyes.

'To tell you the truth', does that mean you usually lie.

Shervin 01-31-2009 01:23 AM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Col. Kurtz (Post 204228)
Sounds so helpless or passive/aggressive.

Had a really crappy boss that loved to say that.


So did I !!!

Shervin 01-31-2009 01:24 AM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by field (Post 204499)
:r If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that!!! ;)

Good one!

Shervin 01-31-2009 01:26 AM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 204825)
""Cigar Aficionado rated this a 91"

:D



Ahahahahahahahahahaha thats awesome!

lenguamor 01-31-2009 02:26 AM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Cliches in general suck because they reinforce the general decay of original thought in modern communication.

But the worst of them all is "deja vu all over again." Because most people using it don't even know how delightfully ironic it was the first time it was uttered by its inventor, Yogi Berra in 1963.

Gargoyle 02-01-2009 08:28 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Two others that I really hate:

"It's now or never". (Just heard Big Ben use it after the SB)

"Think outside the box" is another one that I hate. Why I am I in a box... and even if I was, why do I need to think outside of it?

massphatness 02-01-2009 08:33 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
"The world needs more Patricks."


:D

markem 02-01-2009 08:38 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
calling them "world champions" for winning the "national" league.

Gargoyle 02-01-2009 08:39 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by vstrommark (Post 209227)
calling them "world champions" for winning the "national" league.

Bingo!

Gargoyle 02-01-2009 08:39 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 209205)
"The world needs more Patricks."


:D

You are the one that is spreading it! :fl

TheJ 02-01-2009 08:41 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shervin (Post 204198)
It is what it is!

That's a favorite of my gf/soon to be ex-gf:mad:

shilala 02-01-2009 08:48 PM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
It never fails that some wad will say "Wanna do mine next?" when I'm washing my car.

mikeyj23 02-02-2009 04:55 AM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
When people hear my name is Michael Jordan they think they have something clever to say - all of them are junk. My favorite?

"Did your parents name you that on purpose?"




No, b*tch, they drew the name out of a hat. :rolleyes:

shilala 02-02-2009 07:12 AM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyj23 (Post 209566)
When people hear my name is Michael Jordan they think they have something clever to say - all of them are junk. My favorite?

"Did your parents name you that on purpose?"

No, b*tch, they drew the name out of a hat. :rolleyes:

Just be glad it wasn't Michael Bolton. :tu

darb85 02-02-2009 07:17 AM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
I agree with if you friends jumped off a cliff one. My mom used to use that all the time until i was about 15 and I answered yes and spun on my heels. She cracked up and stopped using it.

loki 02-02-2009 07:18 AM

Re: What cliche drives you crazy?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gargoyle (Post 209191)
Two others that I really hate:

"It's now or never". (Just heard Big Ben use it after the SB)

"Think outside the box" is another one that I hate. Why I am I in a box... and even if I was, why do I need to think outside of it?

I like my box....


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