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bobarian 12-31-2008 12:44 AM
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:r:r:r:usa

bvilchez 12-31-2008 01:15 AM
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D why do you put yourself through this torment? Somethings are better off not said.....

Other than that good luck Saturday checkin pe*kers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ss

icehog3 12-31-2008 01:18 AM
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Look at the bright side, Darrell....this might be your "in" to get in the adult entertainment industry. Always need some good fluffers.


Don't shoot me, Bro, I keed, I keed. :r

BigBruce 12-31-2008 01:38 AM
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Yea we have to wiener watch in the army too. We just make a big joke out it. Hell last time I had to pee in a cup I walked in dropped my pants to my ankles and started sing its my dick in a cup. What does an Nco do in the airforce besides wiener watch give some stearn talking too's I bet. :r

theonlybear4CORT 12-31-2008 02:49 AM
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leave your camera at home this time.

taltos 12-31-2008 04:09 AM
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I thought that weiner watch was a Primary MOS in the Air Force. Must only be secondary. At least when I was in, the Marine Corps used officers for weiner watch. Have fun and don't wear your best uniform.:ss

Don Fernando 12-31-2008 05:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 142545)
:r:r
:tpd:

I actually started to laugh out loud when I read your new task Darrel. Now who is the real 'meanie'? You or the guy who assigned you to this task. :r :r

shilala 12-31-2008 09:10 AM
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Think of the bright side, D.
You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!!

markem 12-31-2008 09:14 AM
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If any of them salute, Darrell, don't ask and don't tell.

taltos 12-31-2008 09:16 AM
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This reminds me of the movie, maybe Stripes(?) when the Drill Sergeant walks into the crapper and all of the toilet seats pop up to attention.:al:al

Scottw 12-31-2008 09:20 AM
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Do you have to check them for hernias too??? OMG this is fookin' hilarious.

:r:r:r:r:r

jjirons69 12-31-2008 09:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 142730)
Just grin and bear it....have a nice cocktail when you are done. ;)
That's punny!

You said rubber dong...

Genetic Defect 12-31-2008 10:02 AM
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funny people sometimes associate mean people as being dicks.....

Partagaspete 12-31-2008 10:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shilala (Post 143192)
Think of the bright side, D.
You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!!
:r:r:r:rLMAO:usa

Partagaspete 12-31-2008 10:11 AM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taltos (Post 142900)
I thought that weiner watch was a Primary MOS in the Air Force. Must only be secondary. At least when I was in, the Marine Corps used officers for weiner watch. Have fun and don't wear your best uniform.:ss
Maybe in the Marines the O's did it because you actually have to have the ability to read?

T

Partagaspete 12-31-2008 10:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 142406)
Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]
Oh! Darrell why do you open yourself up for the abuse???

But unfortunately I can destroy this but it is one that will have to wait for a HERF since I feel a lot of it would be lost in words as opposed to voice.

Have fun

T

taltos 12-31-2008 10:23 AM
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One last comment since I am an over 50 juvenile delinquint, this is a pisser of a thread.:r:r:r

darb85 12-31-2008 10:34 AM
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So How does one exactly tell for sure that its a fake pecker spraying apple juice? I mean some of those fake peckers look pretty real....


oh and Tom, Cocktail? really? :r

Redbaron 12-31-2008 10:43 AM
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Funny fuse=blown

FXAdam 12-31-2008 10:47 AM
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[x] Thread delivers.
[ ] Day at work, good.


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