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Porch Dweller 08-21-2014 01:52 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8zeros (Post 1981621)
Seems to me like Ol' Bill was just a name drop in a thinly disguised advertisement/joke for Gurkhas. It's hard to bring his name and cigars up at the same time.
I don't have anything against Bill or Gurkahs. I would never pay that much for a cigar but would smoke one it it was given to me. I would be polite and smoke it even if I didn't like it.
Some Gurkhas I've smoked tasted like dusty air to me, some different ones were all right.
Bill's retired, as long as he stays that way he doesn't bother me a bit. I read somewhere he likes his cigars box-pressed anyway.
That made me truly laugh out loud.

kelmac07 08-21-2014 01:59 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by EricF (Post 1981548)
I have smoked one and my opinion is :pu

But mine only had a MSRP of $750.00
Eric let me "enjoy" (and I use the word enjoy very loosely) this stick with him and a few others at Dom's a few years back. I remember comparing this to rolled-up, wet newspaper with a hint of dirt flavored pepper.

shark 08-22-2014 05:20 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Stylin' and profilin' with the Ghurkas! Bill is the MAN!!!! -(P :D

Weelok 08-22-2014 09:42 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
One thing I did like about President Clinton was his love of cigars, his choice on women not so much. But I think Gurkha is name dropping here as I am almost positive the President smoked Cubans. Gurkha needs help avoiding CI close out prices so hopefully borrowing the Presidents fame helps him out.

Subvet642 08-23-2014 07:20 AM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
For a thousand bucks that stick better come with a hooker. Seriously.

pektel 08-23-2014 09:37 AM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Doesn't matter what would accompany the cigar. I'm not smoking a Gurkha.

If you see me smoking a Gurkha, I've been kidnapped, and am trying to signal you. I'm counting on you, friends. :D

The Poet 08-23-2014 09:52 AM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Weelok (Post 1981974)
One thing I did like about President Clinton was his love of cigars, his choice on women not so much. But I think Gurkha is name dropping here as I am almost positive the President smoked Cubans. Gurkha needs help avoiding CI close out prices so hopefully borrowing the Presidents fame helps him out.

There's a story Kinky Friedman tells about this. That Texas Jewboy loves his cigars, and dotes on CCs. At one function, he reportedly handed a CC to Clinton. Bubba looked at it and it and remarked "Kinky, this is a Cuban cigar! I'm the President! I can't smoke this!" Kinky retorted with "Mr. President, don't look at it as supporting the Cuban economy . . . look at it like burning their crops."

Subvet642 08-24-2014 07:13 AM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1982045)
Doesn't matter what would accompany the cigar. I'm not smoking a Gurkha.

If you see me smoking a Gurkha, I've been kidnapped, and am trying to signal you. I'm counting on you, friends. :D
Let her smoke it. Giggity.

Hammerhead 08-24-2014 07:23 AM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8zeros (Post 1981533)
This cracks me up!
I didn't know there were $1000 Gurkhas.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/...rs_803486.html
Wish I could try one. Probably the best cigars ever! ;)
I guess this is what 'flat broke' means in the Clinton household.

Quote:
Originally Posted by tsolomon (Post 1981561)
Although Hansotia confirms Clinton "loves" the cigar, the cigar boss does not say whether the former president has ever smoked one of them. :emo2004
Yeah, but at least this time, he didn't inhale.

mikesr1963 08-24-2014 10:55 AM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Can I laugh at how idiotic it is to pay a $1,000 for cigar and actually think it's better than other cigars or am I suppose to take that serious? As for Clinton, he put his cigar up a woman's vagina, how freaking disrespectful to the cigar? The whole situation wreaks of stupidity unless you're like J-Z who probably lights his cigars with $100 dollar bills.

icehog3 08-24-2014 01:04 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikesr1963 (Post 1982234)
As for Clinton, he put his cigar up a woman's vagina, how freaking disrespectful to the cigar?
So, I am being disrespectful to my Johnson? :sw

The Poet 08-24-2014 01:23 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1982252)
So, I am being disrespectful to my Johnson? :sw
Wouldn't be the first time, Tom. :D

Remo 08-24-2014 01:23 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
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Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1982261)
Wouldn't be the first time, Tom. :D
Hahahahahhaha!!!!!!

mikesr1963 08-24-2014 02:09 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1982252)
So, I am being disrespectful to my Johnson? :sw
Do you smoke your Johnson?

Remo 08-24-2014 02:16 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikesr1963 (Post 1982266)
Do you smoke your Johnson?
:po

The Poet 08-24-2014 02:25 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikesr1963 (Post 1982266)
Do you smoke your Johnson?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Remo (Post 1982267)
:po

:lv

pnoon 08-24-2014 04:51 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
:bh

AdamJoshua 08-24-2014 04:57 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1982285)
:bh
:tpd:

icehog3 08-24-2014 06:52 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikesr1963 (Post 1982266)
Do you smoke your Johnson?
No, would you like to?

Porch Dweller 08-24-2014 08:04 PM
Re: $1000 cigars for Bill
 
<thinks about commenting...thinks again...walks away>


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