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shilala 03-02-2012 08:11 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
LOL. :lr

Subvet642 03-02-2012 08:11 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1578545)
Can you get those with suppressors? I'm stuck in Knoxville today, with only three semi-autos (two .380's and a .25), but all my peelers are 200 miles away in Sville!

As for the joke, I get the humor, not insulted. However, if they expect traffic circles to work at most places over here, they need to be the first to test them out! Can we say 100 car pile-ups!!! Can we have some of that stuff, but leave most of that stuff they call music over there? :noon

We have them around Boston and the rest of New England. They work pretty well as long as everybody knows what they're doing.

SvilleKid 03-02-2012 08:15 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 1578554)
We have them around Boston and the rest of New England. They work pretty well as long as everybody knows what they're doing.

I was thinking more in the south. I don't know that they would work too well with our tractors!!:r

Boz 03-02-2012 08:24 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1578497)
All my responses in red should be taken with the same seriousness I posted them. :D

Good post :tu Agreed on all counts :D

Subvet642 03-02-2012 08:27 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1578558)
I was thinking more in the south. I don't know that they would work too well with our tractors!!:r

They work well enough with ours. :sh

Stephen 03-02-2012 08:34 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
To the citizens of Great Britain including Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

Dear Sir/Madam,

That whole World War II thing. You're welcome.



Sincerely,

Uncle Sam



PS: Go get your shinebox.

Islayphile 03-02-2012 08:37 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile...892_7900_n.jpg

Skywalker 03-02-2012 10:49 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1578385)
Makes me think of Monty Python, typical English "humour" :r

:tpd:

Taki 03-02-2012 10:52 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bageland2000 (Post 1578476)
this is bullshit, i'm calling my lawyer

:lr:lr

tengel78 03-02-2012 11:06 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Does this mean we can finally import CC's again?

Reaver2145 03-02-2012 11:20 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tengel78 (Post 1578826)
Does this mean we can finally import CC's again?

Yes i dose.

T.G 03-02-2012 11:22 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1578385)
Makes me think of Monty Python, typical English "humour" :r

Monty Python was actually funny though.

tengel78 03-02-2012 11:26 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaver2145 (Post 1578833)
Yes i dose.


I'm in! -(P

ChicagoWhiteSox 03-02-2012 11:33 AM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaver2145 (Post 1578833)
Yes i dose.

Is that English?

Subvet642 03-02-2012 12:15 PM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1578852)
Is that English?

Not the Queen's English; more like her scullery maid's English.

Steve 03-02-2012 12:49 PM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1578581)
To the citizens of Great Britain including Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

Dear Sir/Madam,

That whole World War II thing. You're welcome.



Sincerely,

Uncle Sam



PS: Go get your shinebox.

:banger

mase 03-02-2012 12:51 PM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Islayphile (Post 1578587)

:r:r and I second the motion.

ucla695 03-02-2012 01:21 PM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
I got a good laugh out of this. Thanks.

Noodles 03-02-2012 01:26 PM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
One word, Dentist. Start visiting them for crying out loud.

Noodles 03-02-2012 01:31 PM

Re: Dear Americans.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bageland2000 (Post 1578476)
This is bullshit, I'm calling my lawyer

Correction, solicitor.

You are welcome.


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