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I hope the world ends before 1 P.M. I have to teach that day and it should would be nice not having to be on my feet for 6 hrs.

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I've already ordered my
"I Beat The Rapture" T-shirt.
Should be here May 22.
Unless I'm not.:rolleyes:

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They say that it will happen at noon. Now, I'm assuming it will go one time zone at a time. :lr If I jump back 3-4 time zones east after the end has hit in that area & before it hits my current area would I be o.k.??? Would I have beaten the Rapture of 2011??? :hm

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I have a Herf planned for that Day!:bh

It's going to be a quiet day in Church on Sunday!!!:sh

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I am not smoking a thing. You people may not be able to take your stash with you, but I can take mine with me owing to a special relationship will all known and unknown deities. I'll be the one in nirvana with the really good sticks for sale.

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So are we all supposed to drop dead or will SHTF?

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Here's a neat factoid...
The word Rapture does not appear in the Bible. The term "rapture" started being used around 1730 to lay a name to some previously (widely) hyped puritanical rhetoric on the New Testament.

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Really? I'm taking mine to Tír na nÓg and I'm not sellin'. :=:

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Fixed it for ya. :D
;s

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From my understanding there is TWO rapture dates. The one on the 21st was kind of made up by the american christian new age religion. Not sure when the actual rapture date is, but I think I will lite up a manO'war I have been holding on to.

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Also, the Bible states that nobody (but the Father) knows when Christ will return...

Mark 13:

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Probably won't be smoking the Devil's Weed that day!!!:r:r:r

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After the life I've led, I probably won't have a choice. ;)

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I'll be at work when this is supposed to happen (LOL). I'll be smoking a Padron 64 at the shop when I get done with work. It's just a great stick!!

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:lr:lr:lr

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Have we consulted with Tom Cruise on this?

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I guess I won't have to go into work on the next day! :noon:noon

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Amen. I was gonna blather on about whenever the word "rapture" is spoken, everything after it is usually close to 100% wrong, but I just spared the crowd. I preach enough. :D

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Let's not forget out pets. They will all be left because, well, they haven't been saved. Fortunately, there is a dedicated group that has planned ahead.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/