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EricF 01-09-2011 07:04 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1124715)
If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.

Did we really have to know that???:confused: :confused: :r :r

Skywalker 01-09-2011 07:33 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 1124095)
Cut, light, smoke. :banger


I've witnessed the way you ash! I recommend you don't smoke in the buff!!!:D

cort 01-09-2011 07:47 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Buying them:hn

TheFool 01-09-2011 10:10 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1125464)
Were you wearing a Cosby sweater whilst reading?

Ha ha I love that movie. Great reference

Shemp Howard 01-09-2011 10:35 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
I have not and will not smoke naked nor will I smoke with naked people.....females excluded.

Adriftpanda 01-09-2011 10:51 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Sometimes I spit, and when I do, I can't stop.

Stfu you sickos! Get your mind out of the gutter!

bajaraider 01-10-2011 11:10 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Buying them, smoking them, and enjoying the company of good friends!!!
All good habits to have I guess.

Drez 01-10-2011 11:38 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
1. grab smoke from humi (after about 45 minutes of looking around ans deciding what to smoke)
2. grab cutter / punch and lighter and place in pocket.
3. stop and smell cigar
4. grab cup or mug and pour my drink
5. smell cigar again
6. walk up stairs with drink in one hand, cigar in another and "tools in pocket"
7. put drink down to open sliding glass door to balcony
8. smell cigar again
9. grab drink and place on table on balcony
10. smell cigar again
11. place cigar on ashtry
12. sit down
13. stand up because i forgot to turn the light on and close the door.
14. turn light on and close door.
15. sit down again
16. smell cigar
17. cut, light and enjoy.


:):):):)

icehog3 01-10-2011 11:52 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
I get the cigazz in the hizzouse, then grab my litizzle, for some flamzizzle, and codrizzle my nizzle, Broham.

Eleven 01-10-2011 11:53 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1124715)
If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.

You've discovered my secret identity: Ash Johnson, Naked Smoker!

justonemorestick 01-11-2011 04:08 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Whats wrong with smoking naked in the hottub or hotsprings I never asked on my Johnson?

icehog3 01-11-2011 05:12 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by justonemorestick (Post 1128720)
Whats wrong with smoking naked in the hottub or hotsprings I never asked on my Johnson?

What would you ask it if you did?

bobarian 01-11-2011 05:23 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
And what would you do if he replied?

icehog3 01-11-2011 05:28 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 1128806)
And what would you do if he replied?

If he said, "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me R.J., or you can call me J.J.......but you doesn't has to call me 'Johnson' ".

joeobx 01-11-2011 05:35 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 1128806)
And what would you do if he replied?

God knows I've gotten into enough trouble listening to mine :banger

Smokin Gator 01-11-2011 06:21 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by joeobx (Post 1128823)
God knows I've gotten into enough trouble listening to mine :banger

:tpd:

druturn 01-11-2011 10:47 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Depends on the situation, but typically while I am at school I:
1. Rummage through my humi for a smoke and pick one
2. Grab a drink
3. Grab my book I need to study
4. Grab my laptop and head out to the mancave
5. Play some tunes
6. Cut and light my cigar
7. Enjoy while studying

While on break or cooking out, I repeat everything except the book for studying. :D

justonemorestick 01-12-2011 12:26 AM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1128790)
What would you ask it if you did?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 1128806)
And what would you do if he replied?

Damm Autocorrect But listening to it has gotten me into some interesting predicaments.

bigliver 01-12-2011 01:07 AM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Don't know that I would want to smoke while naked. I won't even shave my face naked since I had that near-miss when I dropped my double-edged. I guess sharp and burn now have the same potential consequences in my mind.

ylo2na 01-26-2011 02:01 PM

Re: What are your cigar habits?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by joeobx (Post 1128823)
God knows I've gotten into enough trouble listening to mine :banger

enough said!
Ylo2na


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