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Emilio Cigaros 08-20-2010 08:38 AM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 960203)
That's funny, I didn't see that in the article. So, how does an asswipe hold his cigar? :D

He puts it in his a... :r

Blueface 08-20-2010 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by longknocker (Post 960097)
"A Fine Orator, A Good Psychologist". Fun Thread!:tu

Me too.

Talk about hitting it on point as I love nothing more than a captive audience.
According to my shrink, I don't need her as it seems I already know the answers but just feel I need to hear it from her.

klipsch 08-20-2010 08:44 AM

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A fine orator, a good psychologist; Thrifty... :r

T.G 08-20-2010 09:10 AM

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I figure my cigar is saying "OWWWHH!! First you scalp me, now you lite my feet on fire! OWWWWHHH!! OWWWWWWWHHH!! Knock it off you son of a *****! OWWWWWH!!"

CasaDooley 08-20-2010 09:10 AM

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If I smoke with my left hand I am "Sensible, fair-minded" and if I use my right hand I am "Cheerful, sociable, self-willed".:hm

CasaDooley 08-20-2010 09:18 AM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 960195)
Apparently I'm an asswipe :td

As the old saying goes "you may be an asswipe, but you're our kind of asswipe Bro!:r

Mornin Dave!:ss

68TriShield 08-20-2010 09:59 AM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 960203)
That's funny, I didn't see that in the article. So, how does an asswipe hold his cigar? :D

It didn't show it hence.... asswipe.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Texan in Mexico (Post 960216)
Apparently you and I run in the same circles haha

:r
Quote:

Originally Posted by CasaDooley (Post 960266)
As the old saying goes "you may be an asswipe, but you're our kind of asswipe Bro!:r

Mornin Dave!:ss

err thanks Kevin,I think :rolleyes:

Subvet642 08-20-2010 10:23 AM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 960303)
It didn't show it hence.... asswipe.

Now I'm really curious, how do you hold it?

Emilio Cigaros 08-20-2010 10:37 AM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
His hand is like a roll of toilet paper? Or the cigars he smokes are pieces of sh*t? :confused:

maninblack 08-20-2010 01:02 PM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Elegant and imposing. Yep thats about right.:r

BTcigars 08-20-2010 02:38 PM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
I hold my cigar two ways so Im "Cheerful, sociable, self-willed" and "Elegant, imposing", interesting, lol

Yardgnome 08-20-2010 02:48 PM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Cheerful, sociable, self-willed

darkleeroy 08-20-2010 03:14 PM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Sensible, fair-minded & mistrustful, skeptical (Gee, contradict much?). Sounds about right, I'm an accountant during the day, and eventually plan on being an auditor.

I know I'm those two because, I flick my ash with my middle finger. The only two positions that you can do that with are the ones I picked. On top of that I normally hold my cigar in the Sensible, fair-minded mode. Only when I'm actually reviewing a cigar and writing in my journal do I hold it in the mistrustful, skeptical mode.

In the words of George Lopez: "That's like a self-fulfilling prophylactic!!!"

68TriShield 08-20-2010 03:16 PM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 960334)
Now I'm really curious, how do you hold it?

you don't want to know :r

The Poet 08-20-2010 03:20 PM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 960195)
Apparently I'm an asswipe :td

:tpd:, in more ways than one. :r

Darrell 08-20-2010 03:30 PM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Practical, vengeful

SmokeyJoe 08-20-2010 03:33 PM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Hmmm...

Look at this one:

"Generous, democratic, talkative, welcoming"

I have never seen anybody hold their cigar that way. Look at the lit end. I have met a lot of cigar smokers with these characteristics, but never seen anyone smoke backhand like that. :confused:

:D

As for me... I have used most of those at some time or another.

druturn 08-20-2010 03:39 PM

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When smoking:
"Cheerful, sociable, self-willed"
When talking with cigar in hand:
"Generous, democratic, talkative, welcoming"

bvilchez 08-20-2010 03:52 PM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Cheerful, sociable, self-willed, elegant and imposing.

Ashcan Bill 08-20-2010 04:36 PM

Re: What your cigar is saying about you
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 960586)
you don't want to know :r

I don't think Dave's cigars ever leave his mouth. :r :r :r


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