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SaltyMcGee 08-13-2010 10:16 AM

Re: How about a CA party barge?
 
S.S. Sinks-a-lot
S.S. Shitty old Sticks
S.S. Douchebag

The Poet 08-13-2010 10:25 AM

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For some reason this makes me keep thinking of Gen. Billy Mitchell. We should moor that POS somewhere, then bomb it until it sinks. :r



Hey, there's your name for you . . . The S. S. POS!

Subvet642 08-13-2010 10:35 AM

Re: How about a CA party barge?
 
It's a barge, which means it doesn't have an engine, which means it isn't an "S.S." (steam ship). It would likely have berthing, a galley and mess decks with some random work spaces. I wouldn't want to keep it on open water as they're usually flat keeled and unstable in choppy seas. I can imagine it would make a great party venue, though.

Chingas 08-13-2010 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Subvet642 (Post 951857)
It's a barge, which means it doesn't have an engine, which means it isn't an "S.S." (steam ship). It would likely have berthing, a galley and mess decks with some random work spaces. I wouldn't want to keep it on open water as they're usually flat keeled and unstable in choppy seas. I can imagine it would make a great party venue, though.

Party Pooper!

Subvet642 08-13-2010 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Chingas (Post 951861)
Party Pooper!

I have a little experience with them from my time in the Navy. They would make a good party barge. They're sturdy, simply built and easy to maintain, relatively.

The Poet 08-13-2010 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Chingas (Post 951861)
Party Pooper!

:tpd: Who are you to barge into this? :r

Chingas 08-13-2010 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 951913)
:tpd: Who are you to barge into this? :r

I get it! :=::=::=:

cbsmokin 08-13-2010 11:59 AM

Re: How about a CA party barge?
 
I can smell the bacon and cigar smoke now....... mmmmmmm.

cbsmokin 08-13-2010 12:01 PM

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We are also going to need a tanning area for the entertainment, um I mean ladies.

cigarmonkel 08-13-2010 12:25 PM

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I'll throw in 10 bucks! ALL HANDS ON THE POOP DECK! how about S.S. dog rocket? Who gets to be the skipper? Seeing as it has no motor i don't think any boating experience what so ever would be required.

T.G 08-13-2010 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by cigarmonkel (Post 952023)
Who gets to be the skipper? Seeing as it has no motor i don't think any boating experience what so ever would be required.

Not totally accurate. Sill have to have firefighting, SOLAS, and vessel operation experience. Just no navigational experience necessary.

cigarmonkel 08-13-2010 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by T.G (Post 952030)
Not totally accurate. Sill have to have firefighting, SOLAS, and vessel operation experience. Just no navigational experience necessary.

DOH! there goes my chance to be a skipper :td

Commander Quan 08-13-2010 12:58 PM

Re: How about a CA party barge?
 
If we bought this maybe Old Sailor would be around more.

icehog3 08-13-2010 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by cbsmokin (Post 951971)
We are also going to need a tanning area for the entertainment, um I mean ladies.

Yeah, the ladies are going to be flocking to this. :rolleyes: :r

GKitty 08-13-2010 01:48 PM

Re: How about a CA party barge?
 
Ladies, no.... but there are always women willing to hang out for free booze. And admit it, you'd rather invite them anyway. ;)

SaltyMcGee 08-13-2010 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 952166)
Yeah, the ladies are going to be flocking to this. :rolleyes: :r

As I said, get the Minn. Vikings involved!

icehog3 08-13-2010 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SaltyMcGee (Post 952177)
As I said, get the Minn. Vikings involved!

So many comebacks, so little political correctness. :r

The Poet 08-13-2010 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 952172)
Ladies, no.... but there are always women willing to hang out for free booze. And admit it, you'd rather invite them anyway. ;)

You weren't exactly clear as crystal here . . . does this mean you're in, or out? :D

GKitty 08-13-2010 02:06 PM

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What kind of woman do you take me for?!?!

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...3897651894.jpg

The Poet 08-13-2010 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 952207)
What kind of woman do you take me for?!?!

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...3897651894.jpg

:r!!!!!


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