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BigFrank

05-22-2010 11:23 AM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they stink.

Kreth

05-22-2010 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 866168)

"...as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."

Well, dip my balls in buttermilk and squat me in a roomful of kittens.
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CasaDooley

05-22-2010 11:32 AM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

Some of mine are;
No balls no blue chips
I'm all in
Fortune favors the bold
Whats shakin or Whats shakin bacon :r

replicant_argent

05-22-2010 11:52 AM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 866157)

The glass is always half-full.

Peter gets short poured all the time.

dccraft

05-22-2010 01:57 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

Things are more like today than they've ever been before.

G G	05-22-2010 02:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleF (Post 866171)

ROFLMAO.......

dude, that's bout as crazy as a sprayed cockroach :r :r

Grits are grocery's though.:tu

Adriftpanda

05-22-2010 03:23 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

ead, mike
ead, mario

mariogolbee

05-22-2010 03:43 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adriftpanda (Post 866378)

ead, mike
ead, mario

This is ironic. I was about to post STFU Huy! So without further ado,
STFU Huy!:D

wolfandwhisky

05-22-2010 03:52 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

DPD6030

05-22-2010 05:23 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6

Is the Bear Catholic?

Does the Pope poop in the woods.

kugie

05-22-2010 05:26 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

Sweating Like a Whore in church!

SNKBYT

05-22-2010 05:28 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

Quote:

Originally Posted by snkbyt (Post 866221)

that dog won't hunt
kiss my ash
kiss my fuzzy white Irish azz
I don't give a rats azz
I am smiling:D

why is the rum gone
damn hodgie
you were serious about that
get off my lawn
yes that was a smile

qwerty1500

05-22-2010 05:37 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 866168)

"That's about as useless as teets on a boar-hog."[/i]

I use that one a lot ... all the city folk just look at me.

When everyone is gossiping about someone, I like to say ... "Good thing I'm normal." They get the message pretty quick.

JaKaacH

05-22-2010 06:58 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

I don't give'em hell, I just tell the truth and they think its hell!!
Harry S. Truman.:banger

kgraybill

05-22-2010 08:15 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

There is no "I" in team but there are 3 "U"s in shut the **** up!

icehog3

05-22-2010 08:20 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

We sleep safe in our beds at night because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.

G G	05-22-2010 08:55 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

Quote:

Originally Posted by snkbyt (Post 866476)

yes that was a smile

Kinda hard to tell with the two of us huh Alex.:r

brigey57

05-22-2010 09:35 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

A fool and his money are soon parted, Well then how did the fool get the money in the first place?:confused::r

Volusianator

05-22-2010 09:42 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

There's no "I" in team, but there's three "U's" in shut the fu@k up!

jaydub13

05-22-2010 09:53 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......

Said by Aaron(lostark) at the last S.H.I.T. herf: "When in doubt, whip it out"

That went over like a fart in church

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