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Re: I won the Swiss Lotto!

hmmmmm, Swiss lotto located in The Netherlands? Hopefully the cheap CC vendors move to The Netherlands too, there is an empty shop right across the street from me.

Re: I won the Swiss Lotto!

All of you guys are so lucky. Apparently the only thing worth mentioning in my life is that I'm hugely endowed....HUGE. Like, we're talking visible from orbit here! All thanks to my cheap black-market Canadian Cialis.

Re: I won the Swiss Lotto!

I just hit it BIG, 10 million US dollars and 150 kg of gold.
All I have to do is send them a little information and they will send it along. :r

Re: I won the Swiss Lotto!

Can I borrow some money? HAha!

Re: I won the Swiss Lotto!

Andrew, just do what I do with those and respond.....with the local FBI Field Office SAC's info! :D

Re: I won the Swiss Lotto!

I'm on a roll, after the big hit yesterday I won again:D
AWARD DEPT.
CATEGORY "A" WINNER
Ref No: NLS 90 EU 1109
Batch Number: NL 80 OS 94144448
Amount Won: $2,500,000.00

Dear Internet User

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lotto NL. Internet Promotional Draws.
This is a reward program for the patronage of internet services and all email addresses entered for this promotional draws were randomly selected from an internet resource database of of registered software and domain users.

Your email address was selected in the Category "A" with Reference Number: NLS 90 EU 1109, and this qualifies you to be the recipient of the grand prize award sum of $2,500,000 (Two million, five hundred thousand dollars). The payout of this cash prize to you will be subject to the final validations and satisfactory report that you are the bonafide owner of the winning email address.

In line with the governing rules of claim, you are required to establish contact with your designated claims agent via email or telephone with the particulars below:

CLAIMS AGENT.
Name: Martins Ward
Tel::+31 619 551 210
Email: nlcldpt2009@yahoo.cn

Re: I won the Swiss Lotto!

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Originally Posted by kydsid (Post 649335)

Andrew, just do what I do with those and respond.....with the local FBI Field Office SAC's info! :D

That's a great idea!

Re: I won the Swiss Lotto!

I need to borrow some of the winnings to help this poor college student in Egypt. She lost her parents and has no money to get home. She doesn't need a ticket just money.

Re: I won the Swiss Lotto!

I love this thread!!!

Really should be in the joke section though!!!:r