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Dunkel 11-06-2009 07:49 AM

Re: Pick Up Lines...
 
"Wanna play house? You can be the screendoor and I'll slam you all night!"

"Buy me a drink and you can take advantage of me"

"Was your Daddy a meat thief? Looks like he stole 2 fine hams and hid them in your pants!"

"Yeah I work out. 100 tongue push ups everyday"

"The more you drink the better I look"

skyhigh340 11-06-2009 07:54 AM

Re: Pick Up Lines...
 
Tell your mom I said thanks.


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