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MajorCaptSilly 10-25-2009 07:18 PM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
I sing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg


MCS

Starscream 10-25-2009 08:41 PM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smokin5 (Post 616917)
If you can't mess with their heads, then you're not trying hard enough.:)

I don't know why, but that statement reminded me of the Red Green Show.:r

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

hotreds 10-25-2009 08:47 PM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
http://www.aerospacedefenseindustry..../makemyday.jpg

dox47 10-26-2009 06:13 AM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
So, you'd all approve the use of my "SteamPunk SpecOps Rifle" on them?

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...Me/RifleBW.jpg

:D

Veritas 10-26-2009 07:15 AM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 616386)
Or maybe a true Seattle classic, "I feel that you are discriminating against be based on hate, please take your hate elsewhere."

This is perfect for Seattle. :r

RJK18 10-26-2009 07:28 AM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
I like to smile and tell them that I like their opinion less than they like my smoke

Skywalker 10-26-2009 07:40 AM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/10/1...ones-cigar.jpg
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/d...4b92bd1f4f.jpg

replicant_argent 10-26-2009 07:43 AM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
Indy should have had a cigar in his mug on screen.

theonlybear4CORT 10-26-2009 07:44 AM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
http://sopstg.com/images/blog/col-kl...ans-heroes.jpg

borndead1 10-26-2009 07:58 AM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
If it's a woman doing the complaining, tell her that the smell of her perfume bothers you, and that you will gladly extinguish your cigar if she will go wash off her perfume.

The EVP 10-26-2009 08:08 AM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
I try to be polite, but still stand my ground. If I am in a place that allows smoking and was there frist, I will kindly remind them of that. If they continue with their foolishness, I will kindly insert my foot in their ass. If they are rude when the approach me, I skip step 1.

Blueface 10-26-2009 08:37 AM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
maybe this is the way to get even with them and freak them out.

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s...bong-squad.jpg

Da Klugs 10-26-2009 08:53 AM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
We live in different times now.

Paying attention to wind direction and adjusting accordingly if possible is something I always pay attention to when smoking in a public place.

If folks harrass on principle .... because they are smoking nazi's there are a variety of one liners which may come in handy:

When I get the "chuffs" from women who choose to sit in smoking sections then make the rest of us feel bad..... just smile at them and ask... "Don't you love the smell of a good cigar?" Usually throws them for a loop.

Or

Hey I'm sorry, would you like a hit? My little dog chuffs like that when I'm not sharing the goodies and figured you were jones'n for some of my stick.

or

If they persist offer to let them buy the remainder of your cigar and you will put it out. Then you really find out how strong their principles are. Did it once with a 1492. :)

or

For the truly rude: Hey.. I didn't walk all the way over to you and interrupt your relaxation did I? Sumtin like... sorry mam don't mean to be crass, but you must be leaving town if your packing that much a$$..... and I was wondering. is your old trailer still for rent?

Dux 10-26-2009 09:15 AM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 616985)

:tpd:

ade06 10-26-2009 09:18 AM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
While walking down the streets, sometimes people will pretend to choke or cough. If they continue, I've turned to them and offered them cough drops or recommended that they go to the doctor for their cough.

roughrider 10-26-2009 04:14 PM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ade06 (Post 617794)
While walking down the streets, sometimes people will pretend to choke or cough. If they continue, I've turned to them and offered them cough drops or recommended that they go to the doctor for their cough.

Haha. :r

The Poet 10-26-2009 04:23 PM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
When someone mentions my cigar smoke to me, I have two stock responses:

If they say "That smells good" I reply "Want one?"

If they say "That stinks" I reply "So do your manners."

This seems to work.

On a further note, you get the health nuts that say "Don't you know that's bad for your health?" To them I say "Sticking your nose in someone else's business is also." That normally shuts their yaps, quick.

dox47 10-26-2009 09:50 PM

Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis
 
I say we give them a new no smoking symbol to more accurately reflect their attitudes and beliefs:

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h...ngswastika.jpg


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