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ahc4353

09-29-2009 09:38 AM

Re: Wife having an affair

Did they all have cake afterwards?

icehog3

09-29-2009 10:49 AM

Re: Wife having an affair

Quote:

Originally Posted by Texan in Mexico (Post 572942)

Husband: I hope you wore Chinos, I can't stand corduroy soup!

Joe: They were actually Capri pants...and my name is really Josephine.

dogface_313

09-29-2009 11:06 AM

Re: Wife having an affair

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 573066)

Joe: They were actually Capri pants...and my name is really Josephine.

That just brought this an entirely different direction! :tu

Starscream

09-29-2009 06:36 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

Quote:

Originally Posted by dogface_313 (Post 573097)

That just brought this an entirely different direction! :tu

It's ok. He's taking it back.

Starscream

09-29-2009 06:37 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

Why did the little moron wear his read shirt?

He was on his way to Sunday School.

Wolfgang

09-29-2009 06:41 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

Wife: Its Vegetable soup
Joe: Id like some too
Husband: Good after you finish your soup you will BE a vegetable...........

:lv

slyder

09-29-2009 07:49 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

i dont get it.

MajorCaptSilly

09-29-2009 07:51 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

Quote:

Originally Posted by slyder (Post 574102)

i dont get it.

Have you read the manual?

MCS

TheTraveler

09-29-2009 07:51 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

Quote:

Originally Posted by slyder (Post 574102)

i dont get it.

Joe got it.

chippewastud79

09-29-2009 07:57 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

Now thats funny :tu

BlackDog

10-09-2009 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 572957)

Did they all have cake afterwards?

I like pie.
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Starscream

10-14-2009 12:11 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

I read the manual, but I still don't understand how to insert Tab A into slot F.:confused:
Friggin' Happy Meal boxes.:(

TheTraveler

10-14-2009 12:13 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer. :(

MajorCaptSilly

10-14-2009 01:20 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 599594)

Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer. :(

Joe is in a focus group.

MCS

MajorCaptSilly

11-04-2009 05:21 AM

Re: Wife having an affair

Two identical twin men walk into a bar and notice two identical twin women sitting at a table. The first man turns to his brother and says "I got a free tire rotation with an oil change at Leo's Garage".

MCS

MajorCaptSilly

11-20-2009 08:21 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

A priest, a rabbi, and a copier salesman walk into a grocery store. They buy all the Bazooka gum and go to the park.

MCS

Starscream

11-20-2009 10:29 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

Bazooka Joe is underrated.

Bazooka Joe, Steve Smith, and Archie all went to the bar. Betty, Veronica, and Jughead were all at the far corner of the bar. Bazooka Joe saw Jughead and beat the pure-t **** out of his jabroni ass.
The end.

Starscream

11-20-2009 10:30 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 599689)

Joe is in a focus group.

MCS

I hate focus group meetings at work.:(

Mark	11-20-2009 10:56 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

There has been a distinct lack of silly around here lately. Thanks for taking one for the team and bringing us up to quota, Major Captain.:usa

LasciviousXXX

11-20-2009 11:09 PM

Re: Wife having an affair

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