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Old Sailor 10-20-2008 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 22877)
The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

:hm:hm:r:r:r

Spect 10-20-2008 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 22877)
The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

Sell them by the ounce, it's a very exclusive product. :dr

AdamC 10-20-2008 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 22877)
The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.


Well we do drink gold...goldschlager. I don't thin anything you inhale these days are good for you. even Oxygen is getting bad. haha

Sr Mike 10-20-2008 04:00 PM

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Y'all do not light your gold dipped cigars? I thought we all did that?

VirtualSmitty 10-20-2008 04:03 PM

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I wonder if it tastes metallic :confused:

lenguamor 10-20-2008 06:20 PM

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Eating gold is safe because your body simply doesn't metabolize it; you simply get valuable poop.

But smoking a heavy metal...not something I would ever do.

acruce 10-20-2008 09:11 PM

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Um..No:confused:

GhostRyder 10-20-2008 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dgar (Post 22590)
The guy in the picture should Know these taste better when there lit with a hundred dollar bill...... NOOB :bh

:tpd:

It's like cedar, but better.

Starscream 10-20-2008 09:47 PM

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a cigar truly fit for king Midas!

Pyro 10-20-2008 10:42 PM

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As Lenguamor pointed out gold in its pure form is non toxic. Considering the high melting point (1064 degrees C) and boling point (2856 degrees C) of gold I would guess that practically all gold will be left in the ash!

In other wrods, not dangerous only stupid! :D

mikey burr 10-20-2008 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by FriskyDingo (Post 22742)
Pffft. 24K gold cigar, please! These aren't worth my time. I smoke nothing less than platinum plated cigars. :rolleyes:

i light my cremosas with behikes :ss

theonlybear4CORT 10-20-2008 11:55 PM

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UUUGGGHHHH na na na na.

ucla695 10-21-2008 07:06 AM

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Yikes! I'm sure it doesn't taste good and can't be healthy to light it up either. I'd definitely take off the foil.

borndead1 10-21-2008 08:10 AM

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I wonder if he paired the cigar with a cup of that $300/lb. coffee that is picked out of animal poop. :D

SonsofClubDeck 10-21-2008 09:18 AM

Re: Is this even safe?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 22877)
The intellect, or well-being, or health of anyone dumb enough to "invest" in gold plated cigars isn't really an issue, is it?

I'm going to sell that guy some crawfish and call them "micro-lobsters" genetically engineered for dainty, rich, and "discerning" palates. And then tell him that they are only 3000 bucks a pound.

Nicely done sir!!!:tu

UK Bro 10-21-2008 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by roughrider (Post 22566)

newsimg.bbc.co.uk??? Let me guess, a bloody Englishman? Just in case ya wondering, we dont all smoke gold cigars! (I prefer platinuim!) :r

gnukfu 10-21-2008 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 22844)
WTF are you smoking???;):r

Cigars!!! :dance:

SmokinAFuente 10-21-2008 11:32 AM

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I that a gold bugger on his nose?

theonlybear4CORT 10-21-2008 01:14 PM

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he just finnished mining for gold.

RUJohnny99 10-21-2008 01:20 PM

Re: Is this even safe?
 
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Originally Posted by Pyro (Post 24051)
As Lenguamor pointed out gold in its pure form is non toxic. Considering the high melting point (1064 degrees C) and boling point (2856 degrees C) of gold I would guess that practically all gold will be left in the ash!

In other wrods, not dangerous only stupid! :D

It wouldn't even burn. It would just give your cigar a horrible tasting tunnel as the flame works its way toward your mouth as it tries to find a way out.


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