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- Your Dad must be a farmer..cause you have some great melons!
-Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one. -I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? -If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go. -Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? - Oh, you're a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow? |
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Hey you're taller than I am, wanna ****?
That worked for me once. Seriously. |
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Do you work at subway??? because you just gave me a footlong!!!
i’m blind, can you hold my stick and show me where to go? Do u work for Cingular? Cuz you’re raising my bar. |
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The word of the day is "Legs"...spread the word
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Man I love these!!! Keep em comin, Im taking notes!
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My wife says with all of these lines in this thread, it's a wonder anyone ever got any. You may like: "The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name." |
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Walk up to a woman, check the label of her shirt. "Ahah, just as I thought, MADE IN HEAVEN"!
Hey baby your ass looks like a keg, how bout you let me tap that! GUY: *make sound like an ambulance Girl: What is that noise? GUY: It's the ambulance coming to pick me up because you took my breath away. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. And my all time favorite. I only have 3 months to live.. |
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It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
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----- wanna go halves on a bastard? |
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when you go to the State Fair....
Look around...... Look at all the kids... With hideous desperate mommies.... and you know why some of these work...... :D |
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Who needs pickup lines?
Three weeks ago my son and I go out for a drink at a local bar. We sit down, light our cigars and 20 minutes later a women who claimed she was a professional barrel racer sat down next to me and tried to pick me up. She started by saying, "That cigar smells good..." Last week, my son and I went to a different bar. Grabbed a table in the corner and a pitcher of beer. The table next to us has a really hot brunette with very nice tattoos covering parts of her body made visible by a very low cut crop top t-shirt. When her boyfriend leaves, she turns around, puts her hands on my leg and tells me she likes my cigar and my t-shirt (I was wearing a freaking t-shirt I bought at wally word, for gods sake). It must have been the cigars.... |
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uh... is your father a meat burgler?
cause it looks like he stole two fine hams and stuck them in the back of your pants - Leon Phelps |
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I got my own trailer...
(A girl I knew in college told me someone hit her with that one and no, it did not work) |
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