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Stich gonna make some cigar cases? I'm in.

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I like the "let my drunk friends kill it" scenario. I would pay big coin to watch :r

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Damn...this sounds like a good time!

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Seriously an alligator in Indiana? Feed that thing chicken and beef parts from a local butcher for a year (likely can pick up scraps for free of very cheap) and make it a honker, then cut 'em up. I suggest some deep fried gator bites for part of the consuming.

I vote for the Happy Gilmore in the water gator wrestle

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_73exSt_W91...or-wrestle.jpg

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arnt thay protected animals now ??????

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if by protected you mean 'i'll let it wear a cup when wrestling' then yes!

but seriously, I have no idea. i just want to eat it.

stitch you want some gator skin for whatever?

I wish i could plump it up a little, but i have NO means of keeping it for more than a few days, a week at most. so if it comes to my house its going to gator heaven shortly after!

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this thread has epic makings

subscribed

we will need pics

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I just know that this is going to fall on deaf ears but has your co-worker thought about contacting a local zoo about taking the gator instead of having you guys go all macho and killing a captive animal?

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Long as it's not abused it should be good either way.

Kinda strange...how does one bring up the topic....

Co-worker- So I have this pet...dunno what I'm gonna do with it...
You-HMMMMM What is it?
Co-worker- a gator...
You-MMM Don't those taste like chicken?
Co-worker- I suppose? I never ate them... YOU CAN'T EAT FLUFFY!!!
You- Oh come on, just saying.... so you don't want it eh?
Co-worker- No, I have to get rid of it....
You- I'll take fluffy from you on Friday...(Rubs hands together) Want to come to a BBQ at my place on Sunday?
Co-worker- Thanks! That'll be a burden off my shoulders.... BBQ? Sounds fun!
You- Great on both accounts.... We're eating gator
Co-worker- I wonder what my other pets will taste like...

:tu

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Protected?
There is a trapping season on gators in Louisiana and you can also buy it in some supermarkets.

Take the tail meat and cut it in cubes, put it on skewers and bbq it.
And the jowl meat is real good.

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I want a cheek!

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Does this cross your mind about other pets?

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:tpd:

:dance:

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:r:r

You gotta at least preserve the head. You can use it later as a nifty serving tray.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qftkOHnCP-...orbites_sm.jpg

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no, not really. but good point.

omg! can anybody say COOLEST. ASHTRAY. EVER!

she actually tried to get several local pet stores/zoos to take it. they just wouldnt. My eating it really is here last option.

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Boy do I agree... subscribed!!

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Dude...stop it. You got me rolling on the freaking floor laughing. Seriously.
:r:r

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GATORS ARE NOT PETS! THEY CAN'T BE TRAINED! THEY ARE PREDATORY REPTILES THAT JUST HAPPEN TO TASTE GOOD WHEN PROPERLY CLEANED AND COOKED.

Alligators will not only attack, kill and eat your domesticated family pets but they will kill and eat children, women and men. Just ask the people who live in Florida. They are not endangered.

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My 1st thought.
Is that the gator or the people? :D

This gator incident happened about 30 minutes or so away from where I live.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da6uSjWzFKw

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Dude!

You're killin me!

I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering!

Suscribed too!



PS. Get that skin tanned and make a few 3-finger cases... :r :r