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14holestogie 11-23-2010 03:33 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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It's a bad week for the deer and the turkeys

mariogolbee 11-23-2010 03:35 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1071647)
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It's a bad week for the deer and the turkeys

There are many out there that will hurt these,

Mr B 11-23-2010 03:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1071647)
New:

It's a bad week for the deer and the turkeys

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1071648)
There are many out there that will hurt these,

Either by gun or bow..

Gophernut 11-23-2010 04:42 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1071647)
New:

It's a bad week for the deer and the turkeys

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1071648)
There are many out there that will hurt these,

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Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1071651)
Either by gun or bow..

Sitting in a stand or the snow,

Doctorossi 11-23-2010 08:04 PM

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They will not show the tenderest mercies.

Doctorossi 11-23-2010 08:05 PM

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This post is my 999th.

icehog3 11-23-2010 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1071879)
New:

This post is my 999th.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RhymeZone.com
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Doctorossi 11-23-2010 11:53 PM

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Giving up that easily, Tom? :r

14holestogie 11-23-2010 11:54 PM

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Perhaps something with a lispth? ;)

icehog3 11-24-2010 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1072007)
Giving up that easily, Tom? :r

I am. :r

14holestogie 11-24-2010 12:23 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1071879)
This post is my 999th.

Congrats, here's an air freshener of pineth :pn

VTDragon 11-24-2010 08:39 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1071879)
New:

This post is my 999th.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1072020)
Congrats, here's an air freshener of pineth :pn

Is he seeking quality or quantity, I wonder

BloodSpite 11-24-2010 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1072201)
Is he seeking quality or quantity, I wonder

If so, he will blunder

Gophernut 11-24-2010 09:45 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1071879)
New:

This post is my 999th.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1072020)
Congrats, here's an air freshener of pineth :pn

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1072201)
Is he seeking quality or quantity, I wonder

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1072217)
If so, he will blunder

Because memorable posts don't come to mindth.

Gophernut 11-24-2010 09:46 AM

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The weatherman says roads will be slick,

Mr B 11-24-2010 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1072290)
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The weatherman says roads will be slick,


I scraped the ice of my windsheild with a stick.

Doctorossi 11-24-2010 10:13 AM

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My tires are studded,

Mr B 11-24-2010 10:23 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1072290)
New:
The weatherman says roads will be slick,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072293)
I scraped the ice of my windsheild with a stick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1072322)
My tires are studded,

but if the roads are flooded

icehog3 11-24-2010 10:30 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1072290)
New:
The weatherman says roads will be slick,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072293)
I scraped the ice of my windsheild with a stick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1072322)
My tires are studded,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072345)
but if the roads are flooded

I might just run over Michael Vick.

icehog3 11-24-2010 10:30 AM

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The Tatuaje Face is all the rage,

Chainsaw13 11-24-2010 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1072354)
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The Tatuaje Face is all the rage,

about as tough to wrangle as a tiger in a cage,

icehog3 11-24-2010 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1072354)
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The Tatuaje Face is all the rage,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1072356)
about as tough to wrangle as a tiger in a cage,

We searched high and low,

BloodSpite 11-24-2010 10:43 AM

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and sadly now we know

Doctorossi 11-24-2010 10:47 AM

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We shoulda hit up that pre-order page.

Doctorossi 11-24-2010 10:48 AM

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There's an Avo Heritage in my pocket.

icehog3 11-24-2010 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1072387)
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There's an Avo Heritage in my pocket.

I found it in an electrical socket,

Mr B 11-24-2010 10:58 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1072387)
New:

There's an Avo Heritage in my pocket.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1072391)
I found it in an electrical socket,

she said "you look glad to see me"

Chainsaw13 11-24-2010 11:19 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1072387)
There's an Avo Heritage in my pocket.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1072391)
I found it in an electrical socket,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072412)
she said "you look glad to see me"

And all I could think of was, "I gotta take a pee"

mariogolbee 11-24-2010 11:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1072387)
New:

There's an Avo Heritage in my pocket.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1072391)
I found it in an electrical socket,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072412)
she said "you look glad to see me"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1072431)
And all I could think of was, "I gotta take a pee"

then she pulled out a revolver and cocked it...

mariogolbee 11-24-2010 11:49 AM

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Friday morning the madness is coming,

Doctorossi 11-24-2010 12:14 PM

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Black's the color of shopping mall slumming.

Mr B 11-24-2010 12:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1072451)
New:

Friday morning the madness is coming,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1072476)
Black's the color of shopping mall slumming.


there will be biting and pulling of hair

BloodSpite 11-24-2010 12:58 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072485)
there will be biting and pulling of hair

wondering why on this adventure we dared

Mr B 11-24-2010 01:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1072476)
Black's the color of shopping mall slumming.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1072451)
New:

Friday morning the madness is coming,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072485)
there will be biting and pulling of hair

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1072533)
wondering why on this adventure we dared



Just make sure no one grabs hold of your plumbing.

Mr B 11-24-2010 01:04 PM

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Turkey's will be smoked, fried and roasted.

Doctorossi 11-24-2010 01:17 PM

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Their smoke/fry/roasters will get thoroughly toasted.

Chainsaw13 11-24-2010 03:30 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072538)
Turkey's will be smoked, fried and roasted.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1072548)
Their smoke/fry/roasters will get thoroughly toasted.

I hope someone brings the gravy,

BloodSpite 11-24-2010 04:03 PM

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Or perhaps some cigars maybe

Mr B 11-24-2010 04:52 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072538)
New:

Turkey's will be smoked, fried and roasted.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1072548)
Their smoke/fry/roasters will get thoroughly toasted.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1072683)
I hope someone brings the gravy,

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Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1072745)
Or perhaps some cigars maybe

in reviews these will surely be boasted.

Mr B 11-24-2010 04:53 PM

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In the air I smell fireplace smoke.

Gophernut 11-24-2010 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072783)
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In the air I smell fireplace smoke.

So I will pour another Captain and Coke
Posted via Mobile Device

icehog3 11-24-2010 07:56 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072783)
New:

In the air I smell fireplace smoke.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1072858)
So I will pour another Captain and Coke
Posted via Mobile Device

And light up a stogie,

14holestogie 11-25-2010 03:50 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072783)
New:

In the air I smell fireplace smoke.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1072858)
So I will pour another Captain and Coke
Posted via Mobile Device

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1072911)
And light up a stogie,

Grab a turkey/cheese hoagie

Chainsaw13 11-25-2010 06:48 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1072783)
In the air I smell fireplace smoke.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1072858)
So I will pour another Captain and Coke
Posted via Mobile Device

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1072911)
And light up a stogie,

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1073065)
Grab a turkey/cheese hoagie

Afterwards I'll give the wife a poke.

Chainsaw13 11-25-2010 06:48 AM

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Oliva's, Padron's and Tat's, Oh My!

icehog3 11-25-2010 11:31 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1073137)
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Oliva's, Padron's and Tat's, Oh My!

Much more expensive than the Cubans I buy,

TheTraveler 11-25-2010 11:32 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1073137)
Oliva's, Padron's and Tat's, Oh My!

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1073411)
Much more expensive than the Cubans I buy,

Though blended quite well,

RevSmoke 11-25-2010 12:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1073137)
New:

Oliva's, Padron's and Tat's, Oh My!

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1073411)
Much more expensive than the Cubans I buy,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1073414)
Though blended quite well,

They're a wallet's last bell,

icehog3 11-25-2010 12:08 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1073137)
New:

Oliva's, Padron's and Tat's, Oh My!

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1073411)
Much more expensive than the Cubans I buy,

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1073414)
Though blended quite well,

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1073454)
They're a wallet's last bell,

So Cubans still fill this hog's sty.

icehog3 11-25-2010 12:08 PM

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Pass the potatos and stuffing,


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