Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1510412)

New Quote

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

:D
Merry Christmas Everyone :tu

Originally Posted by Parshooter (Post 1510447)

Christmas Vacation, love that movie.

Here's another from a Christmas movie:
"F*** me santa, f*** me santa, f*** me santa..."

Originally Posted by irratebass (Post 1510461)

Bad or BADDER Santa

NEW ONE:

G: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
B: No, but I have a cat.
G: It's not the same thing.
B: Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding.
G: It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?
B: I respect its privacy.

Originally Posted by mase (Post 1510472)

Gross Pointe Blank

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

Originally Posted by irratebass (Post 1510477)

THE DEVIL's REJECTS :banger

Originally Posted by mase (Post 1510490)

Not the movie I had in mind...or are you correcting my guess of GPB?

Originally Posted by mase (Post 1517682)

Going to bump this with a hint. Charles Grodin was the second lead actor in this movie.

New One:
Guy #1: Ever had sekks with an animal, Jack?
Guy #2: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1517688)

Doesn't look like any one's going to grab this, so I'll give it a shot. I was fairly sure about it, and the "hint" makes me positive:

Midnight Run

One that has been on recently: "Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine! "

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1541834)

OK, thought this was easy. Guess not. It was from the original "In-Laws" with Peter Falk. Much better movie than the remake, IMO.

How about an easy one:

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light"

Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1541987)

Ghostbusters

-New One-

"lead name ), this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could've been your greatest adventure. "

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1683716)

"How do you want that shake? Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?"

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1683722)

Pulp Piction, waiter Buddy Holly. :)

"Shut that c***'s mouth, or I'll come over and f*ck-start her head."

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1683722)

Pulp Piction, waiter Buddy Holly. :)

"Shut that c***'s mouth, or I'll come over and f*ck-start her head."

Originally Posted by fencefixer (Post 1683724)

Es bleiben im Raum: Keitel, Jodel, Krebs und Burgdorf..!

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1683732)

"Way to go, Hamilton!"

Originally Posted by Jasonw560 (Post 1683855)

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.


"Dogs and cats.....living together....mass hysteria!!"

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1683860)

Now, that's an easy one..... But still a great movie! I hear they are trying to put together a third in the series!

Ghost Busters.... Who you gonna call!

How about: wife: "Are you going to stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife? " husband: "He can't help it - he's just ignorant. He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence!"