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Doctorossi 11-22-2010 12:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Think of England and lay here.

markem 11-22-2010 12:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

There once was a BOTL from Nantucket

Doctorossi 11-22-2010 12:16 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
You missed line 5, markem!

mariogolbee 11-22-2010 12:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1070131)
NEW:

Some things are left better unsaid,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070154)
like sex with your late cousin Ned,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070232)
what is said here, will stay here...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1070240)
Think of England and lay here.
and hope Ned doesn't say, "I be-wed."

mariogolbee 11-22-2010 12:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Markem is from Nantucket,

Doctorossi 11-22-2010 12:36 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and he carries his dog in a bucket.

Mr B 11-22-2010 01:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070275)
New:

Markem is from Nantucket,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1070299)
and he carries his dog in a bucket.
He smokes stogies all day...

icehog3 11-22-2010 01:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070275)
New:

Markem is from Nantucket,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1070299)
and he carries his dog in a bucket.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070340)
He smokes stogies all day...
And dances ballet,

Mr B 11-22-2010 01:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070275)
New:

Markem is from Nantucket,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1070299)
and he carries his dog in a bucket.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070340)
He smokes stogies all day...
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1070343)
And dances ballet,
If he had a bone he would chuck it

Mr B 11-22-2010 01:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Herfers filled the smokey room...

Doctorossi 11-22-2010 02:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
They had brought more sticks than the '90's boom.

mariogolbee 11-22-2010 02:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070379)
New:

Herfers filled the smokey room...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1070407)
They had brought more sticks than the '90's boom.
One had a pipe,

markem 11-22-2010 02:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070379)
Herfers filled the smokey room...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1070407)
They had brought more sticks than the '90's boom.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070422)
One had a pipe,
and a laptop with skype

Mr B 11-22-2010 04:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070379)
New:

Herfers filled the smokey room...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1070407)
They had brought more sticks than the '90's boom.
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070422)
One had a pipe,
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1070439)
and a laptop with skype
Him and his candy scented tobacco, soon met their doom

Mr B 11-22-2010 04:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The Rain can dampen a good smoke

Doctorossi 11-22-2010 04:29 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And red cheeks from cold wind is a joke.

Mr B 11-22-2010 04:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070564)
New:

The Rain can dampen a good smoke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1070577)
And red cheeks from cold wind is a joke.

Cold buns and crooked burns

icehog3 11-22-2010 05:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070564)
New:

The Rain can dampen a good smoke
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1070577)
And red cheeks from cold wind is a joke.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070584)
Cold buns and crooked burns
But my biggest concerns,

mariogolbee 11-22-2010 05:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1070607)
But my biggest concerns,
Was finding some Mexican Coke!

mariogolbee 11-22-2010 05:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I'm laughing so hard I'm in stitches,

icehog3 11-22-2010 05:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070614)
New:

I'm laughing so hard I'm in stitches,
So hard my butt even itches,

mariogolbee 11-22-2010 05:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070614)
New:

I'm laughing so hard I'm in stitches,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1070620)
So hard my butt even itches,
I'll give it a scratchy,

icehog3 11-22-2010 05:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070614)
New:

I'm laughing so hard I'm in stitches,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1070620)
So hard my butt even itches,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070636)
I'll give it a scratchy,
It's skin looks quite patchy.

Mr B 11-22-2010 05:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070614)
New:

I'm laughing so hard I'm in stitches,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1070620)
So hard my butt even itches,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070636)
I'll give it a scratchy,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1070638)
It's skin looks quite patchy.
but if I leave it alone it just twitches

Mr B 11-22-2010 05:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

You woodchucks quit chuckin' my wood

mariogolbee 11-22-2010 05:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070654)
New:

You woodchucks quit chuckin' my wood
before I up chuck you for good,

Doctorossi 11-22-2010 06:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Git offa my lawn,

icehog3 11-23-2010 01:27 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070654)
New:

You woodchucks quit chuckin' my wood
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070660)
before I up chuck you for good,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1070679)
Git offa my lawn,
You rodents begone,

VTDragon 11-23-2010 08:43 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070654)
New:

You woodchucks quit chuckin' my wood
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070660)
before I up chuck you for good,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1070679)
Git offa my lawn,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1070939)
You rodents begone,
Go back with the Gecko to the hood.

VTDragon 11-23-2010 08:44 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:
Potter is magical this holiday weekend

mariogolbee 11-23-2010 08:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1071178)
new:
Potter is magical this holiday weekend
If he shouts, "STUPEFY!" you won't be speakin',:pi

Doctorossi 11-23-2010 09:14 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
It's Part Seven, Part One,

mariogolbee 11-23-2010 09:25 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1071178)
new:
Potter is magical this holiday weekend
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1071189)
If he shouts, "STUPEFY!" you won't be speakin',:pi
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1071212)
It's Part Seven, Part One,
Hagrid weighs a ton,

icehog3 11-23-2010 10:18 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And tickets, I won't be a seekin'.

icehog3 11-23-2010 10:19 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

While baking a sweet potato pie,

VTDragon 11-23-2010 10:38 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071279)
NEW:

While baking a sweet potato pie,
The overworked housewife was heard to sigh

mariogolbee 11-23-2010 10:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071279)
NEW:

While baking a sweet potato pie,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1071308)
The overworked housewife was heard to sigh
then stood on her head,

icehog3 11-23-2010 10:47 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071279)
NEW:

While baking a sweet potato pie,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1071308)
The overworked housewife was heard to sigh
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1071311)
then stood on her head,
In panties of red,

mariogolbee 11-23-2010 10:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071279)
NEW:

While baking a sweet potato pie,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1071308)
The overworked housewife was heard to sigh
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1071311)
then stood on her head,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071319)
In panties of red,
then I noticed blood dripping down her thigh.

mariogolbee 11-23-2010 10:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Thanksgiving's around the corner,

icehog3 11-23-2010 10:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1071329)
New:

Thanksgiving's around the corner,
I am having dinner with the band Foreigner,

Doctorossi 11-23-2010 11:17 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
The bird's cold as ice,

Chainsaw13 11-23-2010 11:20 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1071349)
The bird's cold as ice,
Luckily I'm only having gin, which is nice,

BloodSpite 11-23-2010 11:45 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chainsaw13 (Post 1071350)
Luckily I'm only having gin, which is nice,
But of their music I am still a scorner

icehog3 11-23-2010 02:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

If you finish the last, you must start the next,

Mr B 11-23-2010 02:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071566)
NEW:

If you finish the last, you must start the next,
Just think up a rhyme and put down the text.

icehog3 11-23-2010 03:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071566)

If you finish the last, you must start the next,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1071576)
Just think up a rhyme and put down the text.
It can be serious or funny,

14holestogie 11-23-2010 03:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071566)
NEW:

If you finish the last, you must start the next,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1071576)
Just think up a rhyme and put down the text.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071601)
It can be serious or funny,
If it's awesome, win money! ;)

Mr B 11-23-2010 03:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071566)
NEW:

If you finish the last, you must start the next,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1071576)
Just think up a rhyme and put down the text.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071601)
It can be serious or funny,
Tom's right on da money

14holestogie 11-23-2010 03:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071566)
NEW:

If you finish the last, you must start the next,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1071576)
Just think up a rhyme and put down the text.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1071601)
It can be serious or funny,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1071620)
If it's awesome, win money! ;)
Extra posts can confuse and perplex :D


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