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spectrrr 09-30-2012 12:28 AM

Re: Funny Pics II
 
One word. Photoshop.

icehog3 09-30-2012 01:05 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1724915)

That's not a "proton"....that's a "pnoon". :)

markem 09-30-2012 11:42 AM

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For your smaller metropolitan areas. . .

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...45002747_n.jpg

Justinphilly 09-30-2012 11:53 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1725106)
For your smaller metropolitan areas. . .

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...45002747_n.jpg

I've gotta have that car.

CRIMPS 09-30-2012 03:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1725106)
For your smaller metropolitan areas. . .

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...45002747_n.jpg

Actually, the wings probably add to the safety. More bumper

bighairlogo 09-30-2012 05:16 PM

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http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...toothpaste.jpg

bighairlogo 09-30-2012 05:17 PM

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http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...ogo/images.jpg

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...1276213510.jpg

Steve 10-01-2012 12:50 PM

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http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictur.../Australia.jpg

:D

Steve 10-01-2012 12:51 PM

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Darwin Candidates?

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictur...-explosion.gif

CigarNut 10-01-2012 01:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by steve (Post 1725610)

I don't fear spiders like my wife and kids do, but that picture gives me chills...

SvilleKid 10-01-2012 01:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1725630)
I don't fear spiders like my wife and kids do, but that picture gives me chills...

Especially if you know that in Australia, just about every spider, snake and bug (it seems) is deadly poisonous!

Where's my flamethrower??

363 10-01-2012 02:44 PM

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http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net...94893_460s.jpg

bighairlogo 10-01-2012 03:38 PM

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my girlfriend would kill me if she saw this :D
http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...30393624_n.jpg

bighairlogo 10-01-2012 03:40 PM

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http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/.../mattlauer.jpg

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...ycleInTree.jpg
and a nerd joke for good measure :noon
http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...ogo/i-bond.jpg

bighairlogo 10-01-2012 03:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1725648)
Especially if you know that in Australia, just about every spider, snake and bug (it seems) is deadly poisonous!

Where's my flamethrower??

Snakes, spider, and bugs are venomous...unless you eat them, then they are poisonous. Your welcome on the unneeded, unwanted grammar correction. :tu

Whee 10-01-2012 04:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by steve (Post 1725610)

Oh hell no!! Guess it's time to move and buy all new stuff.:r

MajorCaptSilly 10-01-2012 04:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725707)
Snakes, spider, and bugs are venomous...unless you eat them, then they are poisonous. You're welcome on the unneeded, unwanted grammar correction. :tu

:tu

MCS

icehog3 10-01-2012 04:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 1725741)
:tu

MCS

Oh, SNAP on the BigHairMan! :lr

CigarNut 10-01-2012 04:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by illinoishoosier (Post 1725736)
Oh hell no!! Guess it's time to move and buy all new stuff.:r

That's what my wife would want :)

bighairlogo 10-01-2012 04:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 1725741)
:tu

MCS

HAHA! It was more of a science correction anyway. Im horrible at punctuation and grammar :noon

markem 10-01-2012 04:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725707)
Snakes, spider, and bugs are venomous...unless you eat them, then they are poisonous. Your welcome on the unneeded, unwanted grammar correction. :tu

Well, not quite.

"Toxins are poisons produced by some biological function in nature, and venoms are usually defined as toxins that are injected by a bite or sting to cause their effect, while other poisons are generally defined as substances absorbed through epithelial linings such as the skin or gut."

So toxins are poisons. Venoms are toxins that are injected. Ergo, a venom is a poison with a specific delivery mechanism, but still a poison at the end of the day.

This pedantry brought to you by the letters H and Q.

icehog3 10-01-2012 05:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725753)
HAHA! It was more of a science correction anyway. Im horrible at punctuation and grammar :noon

Absolutely you are, that post just proves it even more! :D

bighairlogo 10-01-2012 05:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1725755)
Well, not quite.

"Toxins are poisons produced by some biological function in nature, and venoms are usually defined as toxins that are injected by a bite or sting to cause their effect, while other poisons are generally defined as substances absorbed through epithelial linings such as the skin or gut."

So toxins are poisons. Venoms are toxins that are injected. Ergo, a venom is a poison with a specific delivery mechanism, but still a poison at the end of the day.

This pedantry brought to you by the letters H and Q.

You are correct that venom has to be injected and that poisons are toxins, but all toxins are not poisons and venom is not poison, even extracted from a snake it is still called venom as it has to enter the blood stream( which in the end is what they really classify the difference) through an injection.

icehog3 10-01-2012 05:23 PM

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Everything you never wanted to know and more...where's the funny pictures, M************s!!!! :mad: :lr

bighairlogo 10-01-2012 05:25 PM

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http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...94750_460s.jpg

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...99906_460s.jpg

Robulous78 10-01-2012 05:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725771)
You are correct that venom has to be injected and that poisons are toxins, but all toxins are not poisons and venom is not poison, even extracted from a snake it is still called venom as it has to enter the blood stream( which in the end is what they really classify the difference) through an injection.

Tyler Dropping knowledge on the thread...

http://funny.funnyoldplanet.com/wp-c...space_fart.jpg

SvilleKid 10-01-2012 05:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725707)
Snakes, spider, and bugs are venomous...unless you eat them, then they are poisonous. Your welcome on the unneeded, unwanted grammar correction. :tu

Sorry, Bob. I didn't realize I was correcting anything. And I still don't get that from my post. Probably my ignorance of the diff between poison and venom. Hell, down south, we are all ignorant anyway, and pretty much use the two terms interchangeably. That's just us being lazy!

Was it the flamethrower comment? If so, you took that wrong. The flamethrower was meant to be used as an eradication method for that hoard of spiders! My wife would not consider that to be an extreme solution!

Sorry you took offense. None was intended!

Tom..... Sorry, bro. Seems I inadvertently opened a can of worms. Now my butt itches too!

bighairlogo 10-01-2012 06:04 PM

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no offense taken on my end nor meant to offend anyone else I was just messing around, im rarely serious about much of anything. Except cigars! -(P

cjhalbrooks 10-01-2012 06:09 PM

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4 Attachment(s)
Hey look pics

cjhalbrooks 10-01-2012 06:10 PM

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5 Attachment(s)
and more

Mattso3000 10-01-2012 06:14 PM

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I don't know if it's funny, but I kinda want Baconnaise now...

Robulous78 10-01-2012 06:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks (Post 1725800)
Hey look pics

Pretty Funny CJ. Japans some crazy people, and I hate to admit it... but I'd be willing to try the Bacon Mayonnaise if it didn't seem so, thick.... lol

cjhalbrooks 10-01-2012 06:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattso3000 (Post 1725804)
I don't know if it's funny, but I kinda want Baconnaise now...

I wanna try it on a breakfast sandwich

Robulous78 10-01-2012 06:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks (Post 1725802)
and more

I agree with the gun Joke... but the tanning bed and the "hold on bro" had me floored :r

bighairlogo 10-01-2012 06:24 PM

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http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...KEn3lVt5w2.jpg

http://i1160.photobucket.com/albums/...97740_460s.jpg

cjhalbrooks 10-01-2012 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725815)

Just shoot me.

Robulous78 10-01-2012 06:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bighairlogo (Post 1725815)

I'd have to side with CJ... Unless

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WgLqmil7rv.../s320/fart.jpg

Steve 10-01-2012 06:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1725773)
Everything you never wanted to know and more...where's the funny pictures, M************s!!!! :mad: :lr

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictur...%20Through.gif

Robulous78 10-01-2012 06:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by steve (Post 1725827)

Nice One Steve, :tu :r

T.G 10-01-2012 06:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattso3000 (Post 1725804)
I don't know if it's funny, but I kinda want Baconnaise now...


Meh. It's not that great, and there's no bacon in it, it's all chemicals. In fact, it's actually kosher.

I guess that's the joke.

SvilleKid 10-01-2012 06:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by steve (Post 1725827)

This just screams to be modified with Peter's face. Wish I was savvy in that way!!

markem 10-01-2012 06:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1725841)
This just screams to be modified with Peter's face. Wish I was savvy in that way!!

Heck no, an 11 level loop and each pass is a different ToE member.

pnoon 10-01-2012 06:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1725841)
This just screams to be modified with Peter's face. Wish I was savvy in that way!!

Thanks, Cliff. :rolleyes:

Robulous78 10-01-2012 06:56 PM

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is it bad that when I get really bored at the desk I sometimes flip the calculator upside down and make it say BOOBS like we did in the 4th grade? :D Forever young I suppose...

Steve 10-01-2012 06:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 1725841)
This just screams to be modified with Peter's face. Wish I was savvy in that way!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1725845)
Heck no, an 11 level loop and each pass is a different ToE member.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1725846)
Thanks, Cliff. :rolleyes:

I just pitch 'em out there...it's up to someone else to knock 'em outta the park :noon

SvilleKid 10-01-2012 07:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1725846)
Thanks, Cliff. :rolleyes:

Bwahaaaaaaaa :noon

However, I like the idea of the 11 count loop better than my idea!!:tu

markem 10-01-2012 07:06 PM

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https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...32746303_n.jpg

markem 10-01-2012 07:29 PM

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https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...99236622_n.jpg

Robulous78 10-01-2012 07:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1725873)

Ok so I have a noob question I really didn't want to ask but I am going to anyway...

On this thread when someone blank posts is that a failed picture posting? or is it because you didn't enjoy the humor of the last post?

pnoon 10-01-2012 08:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Robulous78 (Post 1725875)
Ok so I have a noob question I really didn't want to ask but I am going to anyway...

On this thread when someone blank posts is that a failed picture posting? or is it because you didn't enjoy the humor of the last post?

A) you can't post nothing.
B) quote the post and you'll see what was intended.


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