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Mr B 11-19-2010 11:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

This week there will be lots of traveling.

VTDragon 11-19-2010 01:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067290)
Movie - Groovy - Skivies?
Ya, it's a stretch. Mea Culpa

VTDragon 11-19-2010 01:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067383)
New:

This week there will be lots of traveling.
For some, tempers will be unraveling.

icehog3 11-19-2010 01:37 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067383)
New:

This week there will be lots of traveling.
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1067467)
For some, tempers will be unraveling.
Road rage will rule,

Doctorossi 11-19-2010 01:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
T will pity the fool,

icehog3 11-19-2010 02:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067383)
New:

This week there will be lots of traveling.
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1067467)
For some, tempers will be unraveling.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067481)
Road rage will rule,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1067500)
T will pity the fool,
And Judge Judy will do some gaveling.

icehog3 11-19-2010 02:12 PM
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New:

Some days I just don't wanna work,

BloodSpite 11-19-2010 02:13 PM
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Rather spend the day puffin on a Gurk'

VTDragon 11-19-2010 02:16 PM
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While hangin' out in the Asylum

VTDragon 11-19-2010 02:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067524)
And Judge Judy will do some gaveling.

Good one - I was stuck.

Mr B 11-19-2010 02:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067525)
New:

Some days I just don't wanna work,
Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1067527)
Rather spend the day puffin on a Gurk'
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1067530)
While hangin' out in the Asylum

go to C-Bid and by some.

Doctorossi 11-19-2010 02:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
but the wife would just call me a jerk.

Doctorossi 11-19-2010 02:42 PM
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New:


'Bout an hour 'til beer o'clock.

icehog3 11-19-2010 02:43 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1067559)
New:


'Bout an hour 'til beer o'clock.
When I received quite a shock,

Mr B 11-19-2010 02:55 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1067559)
New:


'Bout an hour 'til beer o'clock.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067566)
When I received quite a shock,
Found out she was a he...

Sancho Fuente 11-19-2010 03:41 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1067559)
New:


'Bout an hour 'til beer o'clock.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067566)
When I received quite a shock,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067583)
Found out she was a he...
It went down past his knees . . .

14holestogie 11-19-2010 03:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1067559)
New:


'Bout an hour 'til beer o'clock.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067566)
When I received quite a shock,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067583)
Found out she was a he...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sancho Fuente (Post 1067633)
It went down past his knees . . .
You'd think in his miniskirt I'd have noticed the .........difference. :r

14holestogie 11-19-2010 03:46 PM
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New:

Time for something a little more clean

Mr B 11-19-2010 03:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1067634)
You'd think in his miniskirt I'd have noticed the .........difference. :r


Nice recovery there :r

Mr B 11-19-2010 03:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1067636)
New:

Time for something a little more clean

With spit & polish it gives off a sheen

Mr B 11-19-2010 04:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1067636)
New:

Time for something a little more clean
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067640)
With spit & polish it gives off a sheen

No vulgarity or swearing...

14holestogie 11-19-2010 05:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1067636)
Time for something a little more clean
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067640)
With spit & polish it gives off a sheen
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067679)
No vulgarity or swearing...
Or cross dressing junk baring




;s :D

Mr B 11-19-2010 05:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1067636)
New:

Time for something a little more clean
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067640)
With spit & polish it gives off a sheen
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067679)
No vulgarity or swearing...
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1067724)
Or cross dressing junk baring
The direction of the thread was forseen.

Mr B 11-19-2010 05:36 PM
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New:

The leaves are yellow, orange and brown.

14holestogie 11-19-2010 05:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067755)
New:

The leaves are yellow, orange and brown.
The golf clubs stored, I wear a frown

Mr B 11-19-2010 05:53 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067755)
New:

The leaves are yellow, orange and brown.
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1067760)
The golf clubs stored, I wear a frown
Raingear for fishin'

Doctorossi 11-19-2010 06:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
or making pie in the kitchen,

icehog3 11-19-2010 11:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067755)
The leaves are yellow, orange and brown.
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1067760)
The golf clubs stored, I wear a frown
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1067781)
Raingear for fishin'
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1067805)
or making pie in the kitchen,
Wating for the snow to come down.

icehog3 11-19-2010 11:50 PM
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NEW:

That dog was all bark and no bite,

TheTraveler 11-20-2010 05:21 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067983)
That dog was all bark and no bite,
And his antics were quite a sight.

icehog3 11-20-2010 09:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067983)
NEW:

That dog was all bark and no bite,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1068022)
And his antics were quite a sight.
He'd howl and he'd moan,

VTDragon 11-21-2010 05:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067983)
NEW:

That dog was all bark and no bite,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1068022)
And his antics were quite a sight.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1068223)
He'd howl and he'd moan,
And never give up his bone

icehog3 11-21-2010 07:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067983)
NEW:

That dog was all bark and no bite,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1068022)
And his antics were quite a sight.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1068223)
He'd howl and he'd moan,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1069432)
And never give up his bone
unless it meant he'd have to fight.

icehog3 11-21-2010 07:50 PM
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NEW:

I like chili with cheese,

markem 11-21-2010 09:12 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1069601)
NEW:

I like chili with cheese,
and movies with a man named John Cleese

icehog3 11-22-2010 12:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1069601)
NEW:

I like chili with cheese,
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1069657)
and movies with a man named John Cleese
With a belly full of laughs,

massphatness 11-22-2010 04:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1069601)
NEW:

I like chili with cheese,
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1069657)
and movies with a man named John Cleese
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1069777)
With a belly full of laughs,
Over some very funny gaffs

VTDragon 11-22-2010 07:43 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1069601)
NEW:

I like chili with cheese,
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 1069657)
and movies with a man named John Cleese
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1069777)
With a belly full of laughs,
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1069838)
Over some very funny gaffs
Almost upchucked my chili when I sneezed

VTDragon 11-22-2010 07:45 AM
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New:

Thanksgiving's coming with a delicious feast

Mr B 11-22-2010 09:33 AM
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must stuff the large feathered beast.

Doctorossi 11-22-2010 09:59 AM
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And then candy the yams,

mariogolbee 11-22-2010 10:17 AM
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and don some fine gams,

icehog3 11-22-2010 10:37 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1069939)
New:

Thanksgiving's coming with a delicious feast
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070049)
must stuff the large feathered beast.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1070075)
And then candy the yams,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070106)
and don some fine gams,
And hope my gal doesn't get an infection of yeast.

icehog3 11-22-2010 10:38 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Some things are left better unsaid,

Mr B 11-22-2010 10:42 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1070129)
And hope my gal doesn't get an infection of yeast.

:pu

icehog3 11-22-2010 10:45 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070145)
:pu
Hey, it's the Holidays. :)

mariogolbee 11-22-2010 10:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1070131)
NEW:

Some things are left better unsaid,
like sex with your late cousin Ned,

Mr B 11-22-2010 10:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1070131)
NEW:

Some things are left better unsaid,
a womans wrath is what I dread..

Mr B 11-22-2010 11:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1070155)
a womans wrath is what I dread..

sorry, I missed that one by a few seconds.

Mr B 11-22-2010 11:56 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1070131)
NEW:

Some things are left better unsaid,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1070154)
like sex with your late cousin Ned,
what is said here, will stay here...


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