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CasaDooley 12-04-2009 06:43 PM
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It's a Wonderful Life :D

You are a hallucination, brought on by alcohol. Russian Vodka, poisoned by Chernobyl.

ir13 12-04-2009 07:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CasaDooley (Post 668461)
It's a Wonderful Life :D

You are a hallucination, brought on by alcohol. Russian Vodka, poisoned by Chernobyl.
Scrooged

Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!

CasaDooley 12-04-2009 08:46 PM
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Beerfest!:tu

Time to nut up or shut up!

CBI_2 12-04-2009 08:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CasaDooley (Post 668599)
Time to nut up or shut up!
Zombieland


"When you want to know about a woman, ask the old men. They know."

Starscream 12-04-2009 09:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 668611)
Zombieland


"When you want to know about a woman, ask the old men. They know."
The Bishop's Wife (starring Cary Grant)


"He's not gonna wanna load the bases, so look low and away."

Demented 12-06-2009 10:49 AM
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Quote:
"He's not gonna wanna load the bases, so look low and away."
Field of Dreams.

"Would I be correct in thinking that you can neither see nor hear me? Then I'd like to tell you that you smell of pee. You look like the wrong end of a dog."

iRiSh 12-06-2009 11:39 AM
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scarface...


**** gasper gomez, and **** the ****ing diaz brothers, ****'em all,
i bury those cockAroches

Demented 12-06-2009 12:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 670216)
"Would I be correct in thinking that you can neither see nor hear me? Then I'd like to tell you that you smell of pee. You look like the wrong end of a dog."
Is not from the movie "Scarface"!

iRiSh 12-06-2009 01:11 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 670312)
Is not from the movie "Scarface"!
my bad:tu

:r

Starscream 12-06-2009 03:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 670216)
Field of Dreams.

"Would I be correct in thinking that you can neither see nor hear me? Then I'd like to tell you that you smell of pee. You look like the wrong end of a dog."
Stardust




"I've heard guns. My father and my brother were killed by guns. They were on the right side but that didn't help them any when the shooting started. My brother was nineteen. I watched him die. That's when I became a Quaker. I don't care who's right or who's wrong. There's got to be some better way for people to live. Will knows how I feel about it."

Demented 12-07-2009 10:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 670505)
"I've heard guns. My father and my brother were killed by guns. They were on the right side but that didn't help them any when the shooting started. My brother was nineteen. I watched him die. That's when I became a Quaker. I don't care who's right or who's wrong. There's got to be some better way for people to live. Will knows how I feel about it."
High Noon.

"Crouching Tiger, Spanking Monkey!"

kugie 12-08-2009 08:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 671358)
High Noon.

"Crouching Tiger, Spanking Monkey!"


Forbidden Kingdom



You know, going back in time, changing history... that's cheating

CasaDooley 12-08-2009 10:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 672477)



You know, going back in time, changing history... that's cheating
Star Trek 2009:tu

I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section.

SvilleKid 12-08-2009 04:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CasaDooley (Post 672627)
Star Trek 2009:tu

I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section.
Denise Leary during his "freedoms" tirade in Demolition Man. Great speech that he included in several of his stand-up routines!

How about:

"You don't want to live forever?"
"I wouldn't mind making the average male North American life expectancy!"

Demented 12-09-2009 02:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 672990)
You don't want to live forever?"
"I wouldn't mind making the average male North American life expectancy!"
Loose Cannons.

"And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend."

Demented 12-11-2009 06:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 673713)
"And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend."
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."

Demented 12-14-2009 07:43 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 676413)
"I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you."
"2001: A Space Odyssey"!

Okay movie buffs, here's one from a 60's classic.

"The personal life is dead in Russia. History has killed it. I can see why you might hate me."

rlmedic 12-14-2009 08:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 679739)
"2001: A Space Odyssey"!

Okay movie buffs, here's one from a 60's classic.

"The personal life is dead in Russia. History has killed it. I can see why you might hate me."
Doctor Zhivago


How about:

"Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon. "

ir13 12-14-2009 09:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rlmedic (Post 679798)

How about:

"Tigers love pepper... they hate cinnamon. "

The Hangover Great Movie BTW

" You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the 98th percentile in protective instincts."

Demented 12-15-2009 08:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ir13 (Post 679832)
"You should really get to know your players. Michael scored in the 98th percentile in protective instincts."
The Blind Side.

“We all go a little mad sometimes”

ir13 12-15-2009 09:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 681319)
The Blind Side.

“We all go a little mad sometimes”
Psycho

"Hey, I want to ask you something, an' I want you to be real honest. Do you think I need to lose some weight?"

Demented 12-15-2009 12:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ir13 (Post 681374)
"Hey, I want to ask you something, an' I want you to be real honest. Do you think I need to lose some weight?"
Office Space

"Lady, your tongue must be hung in the middle so that it can waggle at both ends."

ir13 12-15-2009 02:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 681691)
Office Space
Buzzz, Wrong :D

Kreth 12-15-2009 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ir13 (Post 681374)
Psycho

"Hey, I want to ask you something, an' I want you to be real honest. Do you think I need to lose some weight?"
Color of Money

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."
Posted via Mobile Device

Demented 12-16-2009 06:55 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 681836)
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."
Army of Darkness. Fun movie.

"Lady, your tongue must be hung in the middle so that it can waggle at both ends."

kugie 12-17-2009 06:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 682737)
Army of Darkness. Fun movie.

"Lady, your tongue must be hung in the middle so that it can waggle at both ends."

the Mist?


Do you really wanna jump? Do you wanna? Well, that's fine with me. Come on, I wanna do it, I wanna do it

Starchild 12-17-2009 09:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 683898)
Do you really wanna jump? Do you wanna? Well, that's fine with me. Come on, I wanna do it, I wanna do it
Lethal Weapon

"That's ludicrous! The great state of Vermont will not apologize for it's cheese!"

ir13 12-17-2009 09:49 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Starchild (Post 684066)
Lethal Weapon

"That's ludicrous! The great state of Vermont will not apologize for it's cheese!"
Thank You for Not Smoking

"Okay, um, I get it. You're not gonna use me to get out of cleaning the windows, even if you were capable of dancing. "

Starscream 12-17-2009 06:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ir13 (Post 684146)
Thank You for Not Smoking

"Okay, um, I get it. You're not gonna use me to get out of cleaning the windows, even if you were capable of dancing. "
Step Up



This one is for Mean Darrell.:tu


O: Why didn't you want to take the oath?
S: I was afraid.
O: Of what?
S: I was afraid that if I took the oath, that my wife wouldn't let me go. And the Exhausted Ruler said that if... you took an oath, it would have to be broken for... generations and... centuries of... hundreds of years and my wife would let...
O: Do you have to ask your wife everything?
S: Well if I didn't ask her, I wouldn't know what she wanted me to do.
O: Why don't you pattern your life after mine? I go places and do things and *then* tell my wife. Every man should be the king in his own castle.

Demented 12-18-2009 07:32 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 684629)
Why don't you pattern your life after mine? I go places and do things and *then* tell my wife. Every man should be the king in his own castle.
Sons of the Desert.

“When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.”

ActionAndy 12-18-2009 07:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 685141)
Sons of the Desert.

“When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.”
The Princess Bride.

"Why doesn't somebody pull out a .45 and, bang, settle it?"

Demented 12-18-2009 08:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ActionAndy (Post 685145)
"Why doesn't somebody pull out a .45 and, bang, settle it?"
Enter the Dragon.

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

Starchild 12-18-2009 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Demented (Post 685174)
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
Fight Club

"These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world...and then we f***ed up the end game."

Demented 12-18-2009 09:57 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Starchild (Post 685187)
"These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world...and then we f***ed up the end game."
Charlie Wilson's War.

"When the wind blows toward us it brings the smell of blood, which is very heavy and sweet."

rlmedic 12-18-2009 04:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 685309)
Charlie Wilson's War.

"When the wind blows toward us it brings the smell of blood, which is very heavy and sweet."
All Quiet on the Western Front

How about:

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****ed with? That's me.

Starscream 12-19-2009 09:56 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rlmedic (Post 685694)

Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have ****ed with? That's me.
Gran Torino




"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

Demented 12-22-2009 07:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 686487)
"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

"You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me"

Demented 12-25-2009 05:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 691539)
"You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me"
Zombieland.

"And mrs Claus has positively identified the kidnapers as martians."

kugie 12-27-2009 11:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 694336)
Zombieland.

"And mrs Claus has positively identified the kidnapers as martians."
Santa Claus Vs the Martians


BUT IT'S A TALKING DOG!!!!!!!!!!!

Demented 12-29-2009 11:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 695996)
BUT IT'S A TALKING DOG!
Up.

“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine”

ir13 12-29-2009 12:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 698591)
“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine”
Casablanca

"F**king-A right, it worked. That's what I'm saying. Knucklehead walks into a bank with a telephone! Not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a f**king phone. Cleans the place out, doesn't even lift a f**king finger. "

baldanders 12-29-2009 12:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ir13 (Post 698613)
Casablanca

"F**king-A right, it worked. That's what I'm saying. Knucklehead walks into a bank with a telephone! Not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a f**king phone. Cleans the place out, doesn't even lift a f**king finger. "
Pulp Fiction


You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it? I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.

Demented 12-31-2009 09:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baldanders (Post 698634)
You know what I think I'm gonna do then? Just for the hell of it? I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...and you wanna know something? There's not a damn thing you're gonna be able to do about it.
Billy Jack.

"Fu¢k with me, and we'll see who shiŧs on the sidewalk."

Demented 01-03-2010 04:39 PM
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Really thought someone around here would have got this one.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 701140)
"Fu¢k with me, and we'll see who shiŧs on the sidewalk."
Death Race.

Here's one for the old farts, it's from a '30's film...

"You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are."

Demented 01-06-2010 09:38 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 705934)
"You're a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are."
Duck Soup.

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"

CBI_2 01-06-2010 10:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 709543)
Duck Soup.

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"
Tombstone

"I can't think of one, can you? I've searched back through the crannies of my mind. I can't think of one single honest man we ever robbed."

Demented 01-09-2010 05:41 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 709589)
"I can't think of one, can you? I've searched back through the crannies of my mind. I can't think of one single honest man we ever robbed."
The Great Northfield Minnesota Raid.

"She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you... "

kugie 01-13-2010 03:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Demented (Post 713566)
The Great Northfield Minnesota Raid.

"She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been fifteen, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you... "
One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest

Always like to keep my audience riveted

kugie 01-19-2010 09:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kugie (Post 718217)
One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest

Always like to keep my audience riveted
Since No hit in a few days Blazing Sadels

New Quote
I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor

SNKBYT 01-26-2010 04:56 PM
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HELLBOY II Golden Army

"I'm gonna kill you... your momma... and all her bridge-playing friends"


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