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markem 11-16-2010 01:24 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1063846)
I think I liked him the least,

of all at the feast

icehog3 11-16-2010 01:33 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1063715)
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There was an old guy from back East.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1063846)
I think I liked him the least,

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Originally Posted by markem (Post 1063850)
of all at the feast

He was quite the beast,

Mr B 11-16-2010 02:25 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1063715)
New:

There was an old guy from back East.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1063846)
I think I liked him the least,

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1063850)
of all at the feast

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1063860)
He was quite the beast,


Can we stick with Limerick rules at least :r

Mr B 11-16-2010 02:26 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

To be Bombed by a C.A. member...

icehog3 11-16-2010 04:02 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1063918)
New:

To be Bombed by a C.A. member...

Right in the middle of November,

VTDragon 11-16-2010 04:14 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Can mean Christmas is early to arrive

icehog3 11-16-2010 05:43 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1063918)
New:

To be Bombed by a C.A. member...

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1064032)
Right in the middle of November,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1064042)
Can mean Christmas is early to arrive

And all the inmates can strive,

VTDragon 11-17-2010 12:56 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1063918)
New:

To be Bombed by a C.A. member...

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1064032)
Right in the middle of November,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1064042)
Can mean Christmas is early to arrive

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1064172)
And all the inmates can strive,

To light up their gifts with Holiday embers

VTDragon 11-17-2010 12:58 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Late fall and the squirrels have gathered their nuts

BloodSpite 11-17-2010 01:00 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1064965)
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Late fall and the squirrels have gathered their nuts

Except for just one, who was a bit of a putz

Brutus2600 11-17-2010 01:02 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
He thought he might mooch,

VTDragon 11-17-2010 01:07 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
From the Chipmunks in the neighboring hooch

Mr B 11-17-2010 05:25 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1064965)
New:

Late fall and the squirrels have gathered their nuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodSpite (Post 1064968)
Except for just one, who was a bit of a putz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1064972)
He thought he might mooch,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1064980)
From the Chipmunks in the neighboring hooch


But he didnt have the guts. :sh

Mr B 11-17-2010 05:26 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The Holidays come so quick.

icehog3 11-17-2010 10:11 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1065291)
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The Holidays come so quick.

Sort of like pnoon's love stick,

14holestogie 11-18-2010 01:20 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1065291)
The Holidays come so quick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1065639)
Sort of like pnoon's love stick,

Don't ask how he knows

icehog3 11-18-2010 01:23 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1065291)
New:

The Holidays come so quick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1065639)
Sort of like pnoon's love stick,

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1065739)
Don't ask how he knows

Just understand love grows,

BloodSpite 11-18-2010 06:27 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1065742)
Just understand love grows,

Because more in-depth knowledge is just sick!

icehog3 11-18-2010 09:32 AM

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If everyone followed the rules,

Mr B 11-18-2010 10:11 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066069)
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If everyone followed the rules,


No one would look like fools

icehog3 11-18-2010 10:14 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066069)
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If everyone followed the rules,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1066127)
No one would look like fools

We all could play nice,

VTDragon 11-18-2010 10:15 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066069)
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If everyone followed the rules,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1066127)
No one would look like fools

[quote=icehog3;We all could play nice,[/quote]
Just like so many lab mice

VTDragon 11-18-2010 10:21 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066137)
We all could play nice,

Just like so many lab mice


(sorry-I was too slow on the draw)

icehog3 11-18-2010 10:28 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066069)
NEW:

If everyone followed the rules,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1066127)
No one would look like fools

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066137)
We all could play nice,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1066152)
Just like so many lab mice

And not just be a bunch of tools.

icehog3 11-18-2010 10:29 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Some say love is blind,

VTDragon 11-18-2010 10:32 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066164)
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Some say love is blind,

But in the dark groping and trying to find

icehog3 11-18-2010 10:34 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066164)
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Some say love is blind,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1066171)
But in the dark groping and trying to find

Love at first feel,

Mr B 11-18-2010 10:38 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066164)
NEW:

Some say love is blind,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1066171)
But in the dark groping and trying to find

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066173)
Love at first feel,


Dont ask me to kneel

icehog3 11-18-2010 10:44 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066164)
NEW:

Some say love is blind,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1066171)
But in the dark groping and trying to find

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066173)
Love at first feel,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1066178)
Dont ask me to kneel

Or assess the situation from behind.

icehog3 11-18-2010 10:44 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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The limericks are getting quite randy,

14holestogie 11-18-2010 10:51 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066187)
The limericks are getting quite randy,



Hope it's not making the vajajay too sandy

Mr B 11-18-2010 12:57 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066187)
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The limericks are getting quite randy,

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1066194)
Hope it's not making the vajajay too sandy

No one said this would be rated PG

VTDragon 11-18-2010 01:13 PM

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For that we could, on TV, watch Glee

Mr B 11-18-2010 01:23 PM

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Or the S.I. Swimsuit Edition would be dandy.

Mr B 11-18-2010 01:23 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

On Turkey Day my belly will be fat.

icehog3 11-18-2010 01:25 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1066424)
New:

On Turkey Day my belly will be fat.

I'll fall on my face and go "Splat",

Mr B 11-18-2010 01:31 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1066424)
New:

On Turkey Day my belly will be fat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066428)
I'll fall on my face and go "Splat",


My veins will flow with Gravy

VTDragon 11-18-2010 02:20 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Triptophan will make me lazy

Doctorossi 11-18-2010 02:38 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And I'll leave gelatin where I've sat.

Doctorossi 11-18-2010 02:40 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I was watching an epic old movie.

icehog3 11-18-2010 04:02 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1066485)
New:

I was watching an epic old movie.

The chicks in it really were groovy,

Mr B 11-18-2010 05:07 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1066485)
New:

I was watching an epic old movie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066578)
The chicks in it really were groovy,



with bell-bottoms and big ol Fro's

icehog3 11-18-2010 09:30 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1066485)
New:

I was watching an epic old movie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066578)
The chicks in it really were groovy,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1066653)
with bell-bottoms and big ol Fro's

And gold rings on their toes,

VTDragon 11-19-2010 08:50 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1066485)
New:

I was watching an epic old movie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066578)
The chicks in it really were groovy,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1066653)
with bell-bottoms and big ol Fro's

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066870)
And gold rings on their toes,

Got so excited I soiled my new skivies

VTDragon 11-19-2010 08:51 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The weekend is almost upon us

14holestogie 11-19-2010 09:09 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1067192)
New:

The weekend is almost upon us

Thank you Jesus! (the weekdays make me cuss)

icehog3 11-19-2010 10:28 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1066485)
I was watching an epic old movie.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1066578)
The chicks in it really were groovy,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1067188)
Got so excited I soiled my new skivies

Movie - Groovy - Skivies?

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...umbsdown-2.jpg

icehog3 11-19-2010 10:29 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1067192)
New:

The weekend is almost upon us

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1067207)
Thank you Jesus! (the weekdays make me cuss)

Now it's time for a drink,

14holestogie 11-19-2010 10:59 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1067192)
The weekend is almost upon us

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1067207)
Thank you Jesus! (the weekdays make me cuss)

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067292)
Now it's time for a drink,

And a smoke I would think

Mr B 11-19-2010 11:46 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1067192)
New:

The weekend is almost upon us

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1067207)
Thank you Jesus! (the weekdays make me cuss)

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1067292)
Now it's time for a drink,

Quote:

Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1067318)
And a smoke I would think

Hope the Raiders kill the Steelus'

:noon


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