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Gophernut 10-27-2010 02:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1038829)
new:

All the leaves are now off the trees
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1038903)
And the pants now cover the knees
There is a chill in the air,

icehog3 10-27-2010 02:30 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1038829)
new:

All the leaves are now off the trees
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1038903)
And the pants now cover the knees
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1038953)
There is a chill in the air,
No more shoulders are bare,

Mr B 10-27-2010 03:47 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
soon it will be time for a freeze

Mr B 10-27-2010 03:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

The ponds will be covered with ice

icehog3 10-27-2010 03:56 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1039060)
New:

The ponds will be covered with ice
Kids heads will be covered with lice,

Mr B 10-28-2010 11:43 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
they're better than crabs...

icehog3 10-28-2010 01:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1039060)
New:

The ponds will be covered with ice
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1039070)
Kids heads will be covered with lice,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1040154)
they're better than crabs...
'cause they don't leave scabs,

Mr B 10-28-2010 01:30 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
but they're tasty with herbs and spice

Mr B 10-28-2010 01:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

A man and woman went on a cruise

Brutus2600 10-28-2010 01:33 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
At the casino they'll surely lose

icehog3 10-28-2010 01:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Their nest egg is blown,

Mr B 10-28-2010 03:37 PM
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her breasts were shown

Mr B 10-28-2010 04:07 PM
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The women who scoffed were all just shrews.

Mr B 10-28-2010 04:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

There once was a man named Pepin

icehog3 10-28-2010 04:42 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1040542)
New:

There once was a man named Pepin
To cigar shops he would step in,

TheTraveler 10-28-2010 05:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1040542)
There once was a man named Pepin
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1040575)
To cigar shops he would step in,
His cigars were sublime

icehog3 10-28-2010 07:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1040542)
New:

There once was a man named Pepin
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1040575)
To cigar shops he would step in,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1040645)
His cigars were sublime
Their price was a crime,

Mr B 10-29-2010 10:21 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1040542)
New:

There once was a man named Pepin
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1040575)
To cigar shops he would step in,
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheTraveler (Post 1040645)
His cigars were sublime
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1040802)
Their price was a crime,
but to not buy them, would surely be sin

Mr B 10-29-2010 10:22 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

How do I smoke with this rain

icehog3 10-29-2010 10:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1041399)
New:

How do I smoke with this rain
I don't want to get soaked once again,

VTDragon 10-29-2010 01:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Guess I could head out to the garage

Mr B 10-29-2010 02:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1041399)
New:

How do I smoke with this rain
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1041441)
I don't want to get soaked once again,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1041648)
Guess I could head out to the garage
followed up with a good massage

icehog3 10-29-2010 04:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1041399)
New:

How do I smoke with this rain
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1041441)
I don't want to get soaked once again,
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1041648)
Guess I could head out to the garage
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1041711)
followed up with a good massage
which left Monica's dress with a stain.

icehog3 10-29-2010 04:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

The Giants are up by two,

14holestogie 10-30-2010 07:45 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1041823)
NEW:

The Giants are up by two,
What can the Texans do?

icehog3 10-30-2010 09:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1041823)
NEW:

The Giants are up by two,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1042928)
What can the Texans do?
Take Game 3,

14holestogie 10-31-2010 04:52 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1041823)
NEW:

The Giants are up by two,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1042928)
What can the Texans do?
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1043008)
Take Game 3,
They did, you see

icehog3 10-31-2010 08:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1041823)
NEW:

The Giants are up by two,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1042928)
What can the Texans do?
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1043008)
Take Game 3,
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1043865)
They did, you see
Now they just need three!

icehog3 10-31-2010 08:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

November is finally here,

DonWeb 11-01-2010 09:22 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1044099)
New:
November is finally here,
The month when some hunters hunt deer,

VTDragon 11-01-2010 10:57 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Patriots are on top of the league

icehog3 11-01-2010 02:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And Randy Moss is a peeg,

VTDragon 11-01-2010 02:18 PM
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Vikings officially give up on the year

VTDragon 11-01-2010 02:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Was soaking in the hot tub last night

icehog3 11-01-2010 02:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
When I had a terrible fright,

GolfNut 11-02-2010 07:06 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
in a speedo was longknocker

icehog3 11-03-2010 01:37 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1046932)
in a speedo was longknocker
Getting a shocker,

VTDragon 11-03-2010 10:24 AM
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Frightened, I turned out the light

VTDragon 11-03-2010 10:25 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new:

The election is finally over

VTDragon 11-04-2010 11:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1047568)
new:

The election is finally over
Winners are all in the clover

VTDragon 11-08-2010 08:14 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1047568)
new:

The election is finally over
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1048992)
Winners are all in the clover
Losers are licking their wounds

VTDragon 11-16-2010 08:17 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1053808)
The election is finally over
Winners are all in the clover
Losers are licking their wounds
Some were revealed to be goons

Mr B 11-16-2010 09:07 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1047568)
new:

The election is finally over
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1048992)
Winners are all in the clover
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1053808)
Losers are licking their wounds
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1063418)
Some were revealed to be goons
But they're just gonna make us bend-over.

Mr B 11-16-2010 09:08 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

A chill is in the air.

icehog3 11-16-2010 10:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1063510)
New:

A chill is in the air.
No more shoulders will be bare,

Mr B 11-16-2010 10:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1063510)
New:

A chill is in the air.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1063643)
No more shoulders will be bare,
Scantly clad babes, will be no more

icehog3 11-16-2010 11:03 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1063510)
New:

A chill is in the air.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1063643)
No more shoulders will be bare,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1063649)
Scantly clad babes, will be no more
Even Sheila, the dirty whore,

Mr B 11-16-2010 11:30 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1063510)
New:

A chill is in the air.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1063643)
No more shoulders will be bare,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1063649)
Scantly clad babes, will be no more
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1063677)
Even Sheila, the dirty whore,

Wont be showing her Derriere

Mr B 11-16-2010 11:32 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

There was an old guy from back East.

icehog3 11-16-2010 01:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1063715)
New:

There was an old guy from back East.
I think I liked him the least,


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