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markem 06-09-2014 09:22 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I was an idiot and clicked on this while looking for a different song. Thought it was familiar but could not place it. You can guess the result.

do do do
Down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Comma, comma, down dooby doo down down
Breaking up is hard to do

kugie 06-09-2014 11:54 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I'm travelin' down the road,
I'm flirtin' with disaster.
I've got the pedal to the floor,
My life is running faster.
I'm out of money, I'm out of hope,
It looks like self destruction.
Well how much more can we take,
With all of this corruption.

Porch Dweller 06-09-2014 11:57 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Driving that train
High on cocaine

icehog3 06-09-2014 02:11 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
When criminals in this world appear
And break the laws that they should fear
And frighten all who see or hear
The cry goes up both far and near for......

Porch Dweller 06-10-2014 10:25 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Da doo doo doo
Da daa daa daa
Is all I want to say to you

icehog3 06-10-2014 10:34 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I've got my clipboard, text books
Lead me to the station
Yeah, I'm off to the civil war
I've got my kit bag, my heavy boots
I'm runnin' in the rain
Gonna run till my feet are raw

dave 06-10-2014 10:54 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
:banger

No easy way to be free!!! :noon

dave 06-10-2014 11:37 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

icehog3 06-10-2014 03:43 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well the kids don't eat
And the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right

kugie 06-11-2014 06:25 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
My chick bad
My chick hood
My chick do stuff dat yo' chick wish she could

kugie 06-11-2014 06:28 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Makin all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
Well we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag

Porch Dweller 06-11-2014 06:33 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Lord, I just can't go out the door
'Cause there's a man down there
Might be your man, I don't know

icehog3 06-11-2014 09:51 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs

Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am........

kugie 06-12-2014 04:54 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
If I had a million dollars...
If I had a million dollars

dave 06-12-2014 08:35 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
He's got this dream about buying some land
He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands
And then he'll settle down
In some quiet little town
And forget about everything

shark 06-16-2014 05:22 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Give me a job, give me security
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line'
My God I'm barely alive!

Porch Dweller 06-16-2014 05:35 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Welcome back, my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Come inside, come inside

icehog3 06-16-2014 05:37 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
So this ain't the end, I saw you again
Today, I had to turn my heart away
You smiled like the Sun, kisses for everyone
And tales, it never fails!
You're lying so low in the weeds
Bet you're gonna ambush me
You'd have me down, down, down on my knees

Porch Dweller 06-16-2014 09:12 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Big man, pig man
Ha ha, charade you are

Ye Olde Phart 06-18-2014 03:02 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up
Waxen it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown


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